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« on: October 24, 2014, 05:44:07 PM »
3723
« on: October 24, 2014, 05:40:04 PM »
3724
« on: October 24, 2014, 05:38:56 PM »
3725
« on: October 24, 2014, 05:35:59 PM »
 This is now an Ogrelord thread.
3726
« on: October 24, 2014, 05:25:39 PM »
Where did your hours go? 
Walmart
There's your problem.
3727
« on: October 24, 2014, 05:21:14 PM »
Where did your hours go?
3728
« on: October 24, 2014, 05:12:40 PM »
inb4skyne- Aw.  something something I'm sorry Dave something something
3729
« on: October 24, 2014, 04:35:14 PM »
it's amusing how apaches think they're better than a10 warthogs
3730
« on: October 24, 2014, 04:31:38 PM »
That reminds me.
Spoiler My girlfriend is cute and smart and she's an anime maggot like me
The other night she and I were cuddling in bed and she started humping me and whispering "oniichan oniichan" and that turned me the frack on
so I called her "oneechan" and then she stopped and looked at me and I said "what is it" to which she replied "I always wanted a twin brother so we could frack all the time" (she's an only child and all I have is a younger brother)
so all night long we were humping and calling each other oniichan and oneechan and I came in my underwear and we were pretending we were brother and sister trying to sexually please each other without having sex and it was fracking hot 
3731
« on: October 24, 2014, 03:36:37 PM »
A socially awkward weeb vs. a man made of glass?
perfect
I would assume I'm the one made of glass then, How do you figure that?
Because of your health history and stuff you've said (._.)
Ah I get ya, but that is no longer the case :]
Glad to hear you're doing better.
3732
« on: October 24, 2014, 03:33:34 PM »
Poor you. I die a little on the inside every time I go in there. 
3733
« on: October 24, 2014, 02:51:49 PM »
You're a PC peasants race fgt and I bet you don't even like Ellen Page.
>Consolefag liking young boys
You're the one bringing up little boys fgt. Ellen Page is a beautiful woman.
3734
« on: October 24, 2014, 02:33:56 PM »
You're a PC peasants race fgt and I bet you don't even like Ellen Page.
>Consolefag liking young boys
3735
« on: October 24, 2014, 02:15:48 PM »
*would play with jaythenerdkids titties crew*
They're almost like wads of cash sticking out of a solidified hunk of raw sewage. You think, "I could probably get them, but do I really wanna get close enough to do it?"
3736
« on: October 23, 2014, 11:57:44 PM »
The US should just annex British Columbia and unite Alaska to the mainland.
We practically own it anyway.
3737
« on: October 23, 2014, 11:47:53 PM »
3738
« on: October 23, 2014, 11:43:30 PM »
3739
« on: October 23, 2014, 11:42:33 PM »
. . .
I fooken love this
The screams of agony make it.
3740
« on: October 23, 2014, 11:41:30 PM »
I wish I were a girl. I'd love to be objectified.
wut
Well I think of it like this, if I were a girl and objectified, then I'd be wanted for either me of for being a girl. But I'd be wanted either way.
Huh...
That's pretty sad. . .
3741
« on: October 23, 2014, 11:40:32 PM »
3742
« on: October 23, 2014, 11:27:53 PM »
>implyen
3743
« on: October 23, 2014, 11:24:14 PM »
3744
« on: October 23, 2014, 11:10:27 PM »
 Canadians pls
3745
« on: October 23, 2014, 10:45:01 PM »
anti-gravity propulsion
Sorry, no chance of that unless negative mass exists and behaves the way we think it does.
3746
« on: October 23, 2014, 10:37:46 PM »
Exmilitary was pretty great.
3747
« on: October 23, 2014, 09:51:24 PM »
3748
« on: October 23, 2014, 09:45:39 PM »
Quantum?
3749
« on: October 23, 2014, 09:16:10 PM »
anime is stupid pants 
3750
« on: October 23, 2014, 08:23:28 PM »
http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/23/health/new-york-possible-ebola-case/index.html
Ebola is now in New York
Ayy.
Isn't it great how this doctor that was treating Ebola patients came back to America and instead of quarantining himself he rides around the largest city in the United States all night and goes on the subway.
Seems like it would be common sense.
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