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3541
« on: October 29, 2014, 12:03:11 PM »
> mfw she is late to the party and teen pregnancy is at an all time low
3542
« on: October 29, 2014, 11:56:19 AM »
Another thread derailed by ISIS.
Just like this space shuttle.
:/
ISS=ISIS WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
3543
« on: October 29, 2014, 11:49:32 AM »
thanks for giving me a good ride
3544
« on: October 29, 2014, 11:34:24 AM »
COD is shit. It can't possibly love me. 
3545
« on: October 29, 2014, 11:04:23 AM »
Who's there?
3546
« on: October 29, 2014, 10:52:26 AM »
Bitch is pretty gross.
3547
« on: October 29, 2014, 10:12:36 AM »
is it really such a radical idea to consider, agnostically, that it's possible that a supernatural act (specifically using the word 'act' instead of 'thing') gave rise to the Universe?
Yes.
It's not radical as much as it is just worthless.
3548
« on: October 29, 2014, 10:08:12 AM »
3549
« on: October 29, 2014, 10:05:41 AM »
I wonder if I'm on a watch list? :/
Hello GCHQ =^.^=
I very seriously doubt it.
3550
« on: October 29, 2014, 09:45:01 AM »
What the fuck is a hangnail?
The fuck's a hangnail?
You know when fingernails become ingrown and they hurt like shit? That.
An ingrown nail? Why not call it that in the first place?
Actually they're not. Listen to Das. Pay no attention to me.
God dammit UglyPiranha
Am sorry for dumd.
3551
« on: October 29, 2014, 09:40:12 AM »
What the fuck is a hangnail?
The fuck's a hangnail?
You know when fingernails become ingrown and they hurt like shit? That.
An ingrown nail? Why not call it that in the first place?
Actually they're not. Listen to Das. Pay no attention to me.
3552
« on: October 29, 2014, 09:36:35 AM »
Nope, I'm too much of a no life fuck for that. Spoiler I have a bunch of exams next week, studying like crazy this weekend.
3553
« on: October 29, 2014, 09:34:15 AM »
What the fuck is a hangnail?
The fuck's a hangnail?
You know when fingernails become ingrown and they hurt like shit? That.
3554
« on: October 29, 2014, 09:32:37 AM »
Buffalo, apparently. Spoiler does that mean imma fatty?
3555
« on: October 29, 2014, 09:17:16 AM »
This could have disastrous consequences if allowed to come to fruition
The Luddites thought the same about power looms and other machinery that replaced them in the 1810s. They were quite obviously on the wrong side of history.
3556
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:54:47 PM »
If Drump can serve 16 customers in an hour, and Darius can serve one customer every seven hours, how many customers per day order soup and then actually receive soup?
Non sequitur? Verbatim is that you?
Theoretically 0 people could go to the cafe and all conditions wold be met, there's nothing actually regulating that people actually do go there to make the order...
the answer is that no one goes to the shitty cafe anyway, so yeah
I think goji's is more correct though.
3557
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:33:22 PM »
Alright shut it down, party's over everybody.
fuck you guys no one did me
;_; I was going to but I couldn't think of a caption.
3558
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:31:59 PM »
Alright shut it down, party's over everybody.
Nope, it's fine to carry on <.<
I was being facetious.
3559
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:28:33 PM »
Some redhead depressed mortals are tired weaklings.
close enough
A café has two waiters: Darius and Drump. Darius gets orders right 90 percent of the time. Drump is a lunatic who serves a single poached egg no matter what the customer orders. Out of the 21,000 items on the menu, 15,000 are designated as Breakfast Specials, a list that changes each day at the discretion of the chef. However, at least two-thirds of the Breakfast Specials are always Toast Plates (that is, they consist only of various kinds of toast in different proportions), while at least one half of the Breakfast Specials have the word “soup” in their title (though none of these necessarily contain soup). Otherwise, the menu is random. If Drump can serve 16 customers in an hour, and Darius can serve one customer every seven hours, how many customers per day order soup and then actually receive soup?
Hint: The chef has no name.
This cafe sucks.
3560
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:25:08 PM »
Alright shut it down, party's over everybody.
3561
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:06:58 PM »
Well, Sodom, Gomorrah >People in the cities are essentially as much of a scumbag as you can imagine, try to rape strangers that come to town.
>"Innocent"
flooding the planet >"The Lord saw how great the wickedness of the human race had become on the earth, and that every inclination of the thoughts of the human heart was only evil all the time."-Genesis 6:5
-"Innocent"
Killing all the first born children of Egypt. -God: "Release the Israelites from slavery."
-Pharaoh: "lol no"
-God does series of terrible things to make the jerk let his people out of slavery
-Somehow God is bad in this.
-k
There were no children in either of these towns? Children deserved to be drowned because they were wicked. It justified killing innocent plebs that had nothing to do w/ the slavery themselves? K. Also
3562
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:58:35 PM »
Korra or Icy
So...a closet. What would be ever do in a closet?
I have an idea! Have you seen the Amazing Spiderman 2?
I haven't >.>
There's part where Gwen is being chased by Oscorp guards inside the building and Peter helps her hide inside the janitor's closet. Its very...cute scene. You have to see it.
Just watched it. I like the idea :3
^.^
Get a closet.
Screw off!
Pfft, get a Canada.
3563
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:46:42 PM »
I don't know. . .can I bring a flashlight so I can make shadow puppets?
3564
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:36:01 PM »
Gais pls, stop.
3565
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:27:49 PM »
If you think it's impossible for humanity to progress at a rate fast enough to automate the majority of jobs way before a thousand years time
a thousand years
Nope.
Compare 100 years ago to today and we're going at a pace that's almost unprecedented.
And again, it will slow down. How hard is that to understand? Even Moore's Law is expected to die in a few decades.
The death of Moore's law doesn't mean the death of exponential increases in processing power.
Only initially. Eventually it'll decrease.
Dunno bout that mang.
Once you get to quantum computing, there's not much more you can do to fit more transistors onto a chip.
Miniaturizing transistors isn't the only way to increase computing power. Software optimization is much more important.
That and quantum computing has less to do w/ more brute computational power and more to do w/ doing computations that are impossible for classical computers no matter how much computational power they have.
3566
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:19:23 PM »
3567
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:18:32 PM »
This is some sci-fi shit.
The entire month gone by seems to just be one breakthrough, discovery or innovation effort after another. You know that curve of scientific progress that just ramps up through the ceiling? I forget the name but that's what happening right now.
I will be so fucking pissed if the retards in charge destroy everything before we can start playing Forerunner <_<
I think you're referring to the Law of Exponential Return or Accelerating Change. Don't let the name fool you, I'm pretty sure it's less of a law and more of a general observation based on technological trends. Vernor Vinge and Ray Kurzweil use it to justify the idea of a technological singularity.
HAIL THE KURZWEIL
Yeah, but he's dumd.
Spoiler It's meant to spoof him
Transhumanism overlaps with idealism quite a fair bit so in the end you get a bunch of monumental morons circle jerking the same thing [not that there aren't great people from both sides]
Oh good, I was like. 
3568
« on: October 28, 2014, 07:31:48 PM »
3569
« on: October 28, 2014, 07:04:50 PM »
This is some sci-fi shit.
The entire month gone by seems to just be one breakthrough, discovery or innovation effort after another. You know that curve of scientific progress that just ramps up through the ceiling? I forget the name but that's what happening right now.
I will be so fucking pissed if the retards in charge destroy everything before we can start playing Forerunner <_<
I think you're referring to the Law of Exponential Return or Accelerating Change. Don't let the name fool you, I'm pretty sure it's less of a law and more of a general observation based on technological trends. Vernor Vinge and Ray Kurzweil use it to justify the idea of a technological singularity.
3570
« on: October 28, 2014, 06:59:35 PM »
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