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3181
« on: November 14, 2014, 09:39:12 AM »
Thank you based Leibniz and Newton.
3182
« on: November 14, 2014, 09:36:56 AM »
He is a pedo?
I never knew?
it's joke gone too far. He is kind of a dick tho.
3183
« on: November 14, 2014, 09:35:31 AM »
Too much of a poor fag pleb for you people's expensive coats.
Plz, donate to the SexyPiranha fund.
3184
« on: November 14, 2014, 09:28:44 AM »
Just buy the deathsticks m8.
3185
« on: November 14, 2014, 09:25:54 AM »
It's shitposting.
And that's ok.
3186
« on: November 14, 2014, 09:18:42 AM »
LonePaul walks into a bar
Spoiler He looked out his prison cell and saw his episode on NBC Dateline's How to Catch a Predator. "FUCK YOU CHRIS HANSEN!" he shouts. Bubba comes from behind and grabs him around the waist while tenderly sniffing the back of his head. LonePaul starts crying as he realizes his fate. "Come back to bed shuga" Bubba seductively whispers. LP grabs the bars to resist so Bub shoves his head between the bars and it gets stuck. Paul's crying intensifies, "NONONONO-" The other inmates across the chamber start to stare in anticipation for the XXX show that's about to be put on. Bubba tearing at LP's pants was reminicent of the sounds of DMX opening a stick of beef jerky. He grabbed Paul's little white bong booty and opening it like the Sunday paper, and introduced his BBC. lol
3187
« on: November 14, 2014, 09:14:24 AM »
Straight from the first sentence of wikipedia:
from the Greek ὁλόκαυστος holókaustos: hólos, "whole" and kaustós, "burnt"
It guess it just applied more because, well, the cremation chambers and whatnot. (I'm not sure if the Native Americans or any other genocide relied so much on fire, so this suggestion could be void.)
pretty sure we burnt many a village.
3188
« on: November 14, 2014, 09:09:06 AM »
So much for Global Warming, amirite?
3189
« on: November 14, 2014, 09:04:24 AM »
next time just close your eyes and count to ten
Then slap a bitch.
3190
« on: November 14, 2014, 09:01:19 AM »
Happy endings are a fiction.
 It helps not to set unrealistic goals and to be pragmatically optimistic. Unless you're talking about those Asian massage joints. . .
3191
« on: November 14, 2014, 08:01:43 AM »
Pi isn't a finite volume. You're maths wrong.
nigga is you dumd?
3192
« on: November 14, 2014, 06:51:47 AM »
3 Years older, 1 foot taller :/
I call him "Gigantor"
You seem like a pretty tall dude too. Your brother must be a lanky mofo.
3193
« on: November 14, 2014, 06:47:25 AM »
Seriously if you drink that pussy ass non whole milk shit you should lose your privileges to live. Whole milk is what nature intended.
Technically nature never intended us to drink milk after infancy, but fuck nature that bitch has done nothing but try to kill us. Edit: Hmm, well seeing as the tendency towards adaption is an integral part of biology due to the very laws of reality itself I guess you could say nature just intended us to do whatever. Thanks nature, you bitch.
3194
« on: November 13, 2014, 09:02:22 PM »
You must pay out the fucking ass for that, although I am sure it is a small fraction of your insurance costs.
It's not like he doesn't have the money for it.
I'm paying less then you would for rent
How much?
Take a guess
Can't be less than $1000 for you expensive ass cars.
$725/Month, normal price is like $1100-$950, but since I know 6 other people that use it and the guy who owns the lot I got a discount
That's more than what I paid for my apartment you liar.
Down here, average rent is like $800.
south florida, tho.
3195
« on: November 13, 2014, 08:56:22 PM »
> mfw I live in the same state as the honey boo boo family
What state?
3196
« on: November 13, 2014, 08:53:11 PM »
> mfw I live in the same state as the honey boo boo family
3197
« on: November 13, 2014, 08:50:09 PM »
I'm downloading Forza 5
Am I cool car boy now?
no
3198
« on: November 13, 2014, 08:46:55 PM »
3199
« on: November 13, 2014, 08:35:18 PM »
North Florida is basically South Georgia tbh.
a barren, hot wasteland filled with speed traps
god bless
And swamps. Yep sounds 'bout right.
3200
« on: November 13, 2014, 08:30:46 PM »
North Florida is basically South Georgia tbh.
3201
« on: November 13, 2014, 08:11:51 PM »
3202
« on: November 13, 2014, 07:59:13 PM »
I wanna get paid to make stuff go fast.
3203
« on: November 13, 2014, 07:43:13 PM »
Venus.
3204
« on: November 13, 2014, 06:04:11 PM »
My brother is a year older.
Commander Korra Shepard This new identity I don't even
We'll bang, OK?
 Spoiler I thought you left us.
3205
« on: November 13, 2014, 05:54:28 PM »
Mine brother is 5 years younger.
3206
« on: November 13, 2014, 05:36:32 PM »
To be honest, man, of the four sources you posted, none of them are reliable.
Let me grab my MSNBC link real quick BRB
As opposed to, oh I don't know, a real medical journal perhaps?
3207
« on: November 13, 2014, 04:49:48 PM »
Upboated
3208
« on: November 13, 2014, 04:35:46 PM »
No but if they were these
Mebe <.<
what is this? some kind retro futuristic bs?
3209
« on: November 13, 2014, 04:32:59 PM »
I could buy so much more useful shit.
3210
« on: November 13, 2014, 04:30:42 PM »
Put that mirror down
What
dumb joke about reflection was dumb I edited in some advise.
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