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The Flood / Re: Weaboos of Sep7agon, hear my plea
« on: November 19, 2014, 08:00:15 PM »
Let her know that she has mildly shit taste, first off.
Then go to your local market and buy her some pocky or something. A lot of those kind of weebs really like that shit.
Amazon is also a good idea for buying her DVDs and figures.
>Waifumaster
> didn't reference 3dpd

Is this real life?

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Serious / Re: The only sect of Christianity I could ever respect.
« on: November 19, 2014, 07:40:30 PM »
Didn't they believe in infinite reincarnation until one finishes a mortal life lived in enough of Jesus's examples to go to heaven?
They were basically Buddhists. . .and Gnostics.


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The Flood / Re: Worst Teachers You Have.
« on: November 19, 2014, 07:08:25 PM »
I can't tell about one without including the other.
These are college professors.

1st: Trigonometry Teacher

I go to the final exam review, wanting badly to pass. I was one of 4 students who actually went.
You would think the review would actually prepare you for the final right? Nope. The material was so off on the exam, and the teacher even lied about the format of the test when I asked her: how many questions and is it multiple choice?

When I confronted her about it, she said "I was joking".
HAHAHAHA no. I reported her.

2nd: Calculus Teacher (Online)

Reviews prepare you for tests right? Well, you need the answers for the reviews so you can check your work. This professor said "you don't need the answers to the review to know if you are doing things correctly." Unfortunately the book only shows the answers, not the process of attaining the answer. So I basically knew if I knew the material or not, based on my test grade.

I don't think this is that difficult to grasp:

Study Guides are used to study for tests. You cannot study if you do not have the answers to the study guide. Otherwise you will simply be studying your own answers, which could be incorrect.

This is why I hate my college.
Wolfram Alpha is good for checking your work. Don't let it do your homework, just use it to check it.
Already changed majors :/
oh >.>
Yep. The damage has already been done

I'll say it again because it feels so good: I hate my college
that sucks. I currently like my college. What's your major?

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The Flood / Re: Worst Teachers You Have.
« on: November 19, 2014, 06:50:15 PM »
I can't tell about one without including the other.
These are college professors.

1st: Trigonometry Teacher

I go to the final exam review, wanting badly to pass. I was one of 4 students who actually went.
You would think the review would actually prepare you for the final right? Nope. The material was so off on the exam, and the teacher even lied about the format of the test when I asked her: how many questions and is it multiple choice?

When I confronted her about it, she said "I was joking".
HAHAHAHA no. I reported her.

2nd: Calculus Teacher (Online)

Reviews prepare you for tests right? Well, you need the answers for the reviews so you can check your work. This professor said "you don't need the answers to the review to know if you are doing things correctly." Unfortunately the book only shows the answers, not the process of attaining the answer. So I basically knew if I knew the material or not, based on my test grade.

I don't think this is that difficult to grasp:

Study Guides are used to study for tests. You cannot study if you do not have the answers to the study guide. Otherwise you will simply be studying your own answers, which could be incorrect.

This is why I hate my college.
Wolfram Alpha is good for checking your work. Don't let it do your homework, just use it to check it.
Already changed majors :/
oh >.>

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The Flood / Re: Worst Teachers You Have.
« on: November 19, 2014, 06:46:53 PM »
I can't tell about one without including the other.
These are college professors.

1st: Trigonometry Teacher

I go to the final exam review, wanting badly to pass. I was one of 4 students who actually went.
You would think the review would actually prepare you for the final right? Nope. The material was so off on the exam, and the teacher even lied about the format of the test when I asked her: how many questions and is it multiple choice?

When I confronted her about it, she said "I was joking".
HAHAHAHA no. I reported her.

2nd: Calculus Teacher (Online)

Reviews prepare you for tests right? Well, you need the answers for the reviews so you can check your work. This professor said "you don't need the answers to the review to know if you are doing things correctly." Unfortunately the book only shows the answers, not the process of attaining the answer. So I basically knew if I knew the material or not, based on my test grade.

I don't think this is that difficult to grasp:

Study Guides are used to study for tests. You cannot study if you do not have the answers to the study guide. Otherwise you will simply be studying your own answers, which could be incorrect.

This is why I hate my college.
Wolfram Alpha is good for checking your work. Don't let it do your homework, just use it to check it.

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The Flood / Re: The new "normal" Barbie
« on: November 19, 2014, 05:00:06 PM »
> dictating what normal is

TRIGGERED

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The Flood / Re: Breathing is bad
« on: November 19, 2014, 04:51:51 PM »

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Serious / Re: "Guns r bad mmkay"
« on: November 19, 2014, 04:37:26 PM »
I'm really split on guns to be honest.

You hear and read stuff where people kill their own family members and themselves, school shootings and all that. Then you see stories of people protecting others and themselves from horrific crimes that would have taken place had they not been armed. Like a guy that grabbed his AK and shot at the grass on his lawn because there were 30 MS13 gang members on his lawn threatening to rape his wife and daughters and kill him.

I don't know. I really don't know what side to pick, so to speak. Both have compelling arguments.
Weaponry is a two edged sword, pun not intended. It's always been. Way I see it, yes innocent people are hurt and killed by individuals using guns but the number of individuals that don't do that far outnumber those that do.

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The Flood / Re: I've gotta get this off my chest
« on: November 19, 2014, 04:34:22 PM »
Do you think the apprehension is made worse by the fact that it's dormant like it is?

Fuckin' yeah. And then I worry that all the stress and apprehension might start it up. Because sometimes that's what starts them.

If the doc said, "Okay dude, you've got about a week before die of extreme pain from the pressure in your head and internal bleeding and hemmorages," I'd not be worried so much because I knew the time frame I had to work with.

I don't know the time frame I have to work with this. I am, constantly aware of how much death looms on one's shoulders. And I accepted that at any time, I could wake up one day, and not finish the day alive. I accepted the possibility that outside forces could kill me at any time.

But this? This is personal. It's my own head. It's a lump of my own cells that have gone bad and will one day activate and spread, killing me. Not only is this always on my head, but IT'S IN MY OWN HEAD.
Biology sucks, man. Always something like this to fuck you over.

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The Flood / Re: I've gotta get this off my chest
« on: November 19, 2014, 04:26:16 PM »
Do you think the apprehension is made worse by the fact that it's dormant like it is?

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Serious / Re: The only sect of Christianity I could ever respect.
« on: November 19, 2014, 04:04:46 PM »
They were basically Verbatim.

Eugh.

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Serious / Re: Cringe Thread: Ferguson Edition
« on: November 19, 2014, 03:09:25 PM »

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Serious / Re: I really don't like feminists
« on: November 19, 2014, 02:43:27 PM »
Eh, a lot of people dislike this song because the lyrics are semi-rapist, what with the whole "No, don't go home, stay here and have a couple drinks more"

Same as the people who dislike Santa Baby. They're just quite sexual
Just some good ol' fashioned casual sexism, is all. I've never liked this song anyway, but now that I've noticed lyrics, just... squick.
Quote
The neighbors might think
(Baby, it's bad out there)
Say what's in this drink?
(No cabs to be had out there)
Quote
I ought to say, "No, no, no sir"
(Mind if I move in closer?)
At least I'm gonna say that I tried
(What's the sense in hurtin' my pride?)
That people try to defend this song is mind-boggling.

Well, the original version didn't exactly have the "rape" undertone to it.
So wait, then what's the big deal?

The original version from however many years ago.

The current version, which is the lyrics above, is the one people have a problem with.
Eh, I guess I'll defer to you guys. I'm not much for holiday music and the only bit I remember from that one is the chorus.

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The Flood / Re: If you could have any Weapon...
« on: November 19, 2014, 02:41:47 PM »
I want a Ma Deuce.

Offtopic: Well its sort of on topic, I kind of hope we end up like Dune, where personal shields make firearms obsolete and we have to go back to blades.

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Serious / Re: I really don't like feminists
« on: November 19, 2014, 02:38:37 PM »
Eh, a lot of people dislike this song because the lyrics are semi-rapist, what with the whole "No, don't go home, stay here and have a couple drinks more"

Same as the people who dislike Santa Baby. They're just quite sexual
Just some good ol' fashioned casual sexism, is all. I've never liked this song anyway, but now that I've noticed lyrics, just... squick.
Quote
The neighbors might think
(Baby, it's bad out there)
Say what's in this drink?
(No cabs to be had out there)
Quote
I ought to say, "No, no, no sir"
(Mind if I move in closer?)
At least I'm gonna say that I tried
(What's the sense in hurtin' my pride?)
That people try to defend this song is mind-boggling.

Well, the original version didn't exactly have the "rape" undertone to it.
So wait, then what's the big deal?

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Serious / Re: I really don't like feminists
« on: November 19, 2014, 02:28:20 PM »
Eh, a lot of people dislike this song because the lyrics are semi-rapist, what with the whole "No, don't go home, stay here and have a couple drinks more"

Same as the people who dislike Santa Baby. They're just quite sexual
Humans are quite sexual. People should learn to get over it.

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Serious / Re: Cringe Thread: Ferguson Edition
« on: November 19, 2014, 02:24:37 PM »
*Twatter

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Serious / Re: Serious question: is this actually racist?
« on: November 19, 2014, 01:35:55 PM »
It's just dumb and edgy. Funny, but still just dumb and edgy.

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The Flood / Re: College
« on: November 18, 2014, 07:25:15 PM »
I wanna make stuff go fast.

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The Flood / Re: MLG will never be the same...
« on: November 18, 2014, 07:20:45 PM »
._.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: My opinion of you
« on: November 18, 2014, 07:01:26 PM »

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The Flood / Re: ITT: My opinion of you
« on: November 18, 2014, 06:53:31 PM »
wasn't even confused.

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The Flood / Re: I have an eye infection :(
« on: November 18, 2014, 06:52:02 PM »
OP has herpes in his eye.

You have herpes on your FACE WOOOOOOOH!!!!!!
> implying

This is why you don't let your partner jizz in your eye

you don't know me very well do you?

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The Flood / Re: I have an eye infection :(
« on: November 18, 2014, 06:32:34 PM »
OP has herpes in his eye.

You have herpes on your FACE WOOOOOOOH!!!!!!
> implying

This is why you don't let your partner jizz in your eye.

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The Flood / Re: Man beet to death.
« on: November 18, 2014, 06:31:42 PM »
> beet


kek

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The Flood / Re: I have an eye infection :(
« on: November 18, 2014, 06:30:50 PM »
OP has herpes in his eye.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: My opinion of you
« on: November 18, 2014, 06:01:02 PM »
Validate me.

Validating....

I know who you are, and I like you, but for some reason I rarely ever see you post. Maybe I just seem to jump into threads you don't comment on :-\
If I'm not shitposting in Flood I'm in Serious.

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The Flood / Re: Making Vegimite Toast. AMA.
« on: November 18, 2014, 05:55:15 PM »
Absolutely disgusting.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: My opinion of you
« on: November 18, 2014, 05:51:32 PM »
Validate me.

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