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The Flood / Re: Jurassic World Teaser Trailer
« on: November 24, 2014, 11:23:45 AM »
I don't see the trouble w/ splicing. It's played a major plot point in the book and first movie, of course they'd take it a step further.

I don't see the problem with going full Crichton either.
They're back on Nublar, right?

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The Flood / Re: Jurassic World Teaser Trailer
« on: November 24, 2014, 10:57:08 AM »
I don't see the trouble w/ splicing. It's played a major plot point in the book and first movie, of course they'd take it a step further.

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The Flood / Re: Well, I just took my late night walk.
« on: November 24, 2014, 10:43:18 AM »
> in Australia
> walking at night

2884
Terrible music though.
most music is

2885
Ehh... I just don't think I could get off to her at the superbowl.
right there in the middle of the crowd?
It'd be difficult but you could probably pull it off.
If only by pull it off, you mean her shirt, and not pull my dick off, then yes.
I was talking about successfully getting a nut in the middle of a crowd that big.

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Ehh... I just don't think I could get off to her at the superbowl.
right there in the middle of the crowd?
It'd be difficult but you could probably pull it off.

2887
Great big jubblies

2891
Serious / Re: How do feminists feel...
« on: November 24, 2014, 09:45:46 AM »
It's entirely arbitrary.

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The Flood / Re: Locked outta my car at the store ama
« on: November 24, 2014, 09:26:22 AM »
How did you manage that?

>got about 5 hours sleep
>went to the store to get a CD and shop.
>Meijer didn't have it so I went to Target
>target said it didn't open till 9 so I went to the mall
>mall didn't open till 10
>Go to CD store
>"Not open till 10 am"
>Jimmies rustling
>Decide to wait at target
>pull in at 8:30
>Already open
>Son of bitch
>Get CD
>Go back to meijer
>Shop
>Go back to car
>Pull handle
>forgot to leave it unlocked
>Reach into pocket
>Nonono face
>Try other pockets
>Shitshitshitmypantsderpface
>Google how to pick lock
>watch tutorial
>go back in and buy supplies
>Level 10 lock pick skill
>Lock requires 75
>Shit
>Cry
Wire coat hanger, you're at a mall, steal one.

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The Flood / Re: What is the circumference of your dick?
« on: November 24, 2014, 09:17:27 AM »

this fukin thread
Your avatar....
Where did Canada go? ;_;
where it belongs.

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The Flood / Re: What is the circumference of your dick?
« on: November 24, 2014, 09:14:32 AM »

Not gonna go into detail here, but it's impressive.
is it like a cheese wheel
A very big cheese wheel, maybe.
lol pancake weiner

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The Flood / Re: Discuss this bullshit
« on: November 24, 2014, 09:13:44 AM »
Oh hell fucking nah, no, get that shit out of here. Get some real shit in here.

real salsa looks kind of like puke and shit.

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The Flood / Re: Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the best cereal, of all time
« on: November 24, 2014, 09:06:01 AM »
I genuinely prefer cheerios and not like that.

2898
The Flood / Re: What is the circumference of your dick?
« on: November 24, 2014, 09:02:58 AM »
Big enuff 4 ur mum

2899
The Flood / Re: F*CK. I'm officially a dirty weaboo.
« on: November 24, 2014, 06:42:11 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Faith in humanity: -10
« on: November 21, 2014, 09:54:43 PM »
>2014
>having faith in humanity.

They'll always find a way to exceed your expectations when it comes to stupidity.

>they'll


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The Flood / Re: hey faggots guess what
« on: November 21, 2014, 09:51:41 PM »
bumpski

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ITT:  People that haven't read the bill.
Quote
"Each member of the Board shall be qualified by education,
training, and experience
to evaluate scientific and technical
information on matters referred to the Board under this section."
Quote
"at least ten percent of the membership of the Board
are from State, local, or tribal governments;"
Quote
"persons with substantial and relevant expertise are
not excluded from the Board due to affiliation with or
representation of entities that may have a potential interest
in the Board's advisory activities, so long as that interest is
fully disclosed to the Administrator and the public and
appointment to the Board complies with section 208 of title 18,
United States Code;
"
Quote
"in the case of a Board advisory activity on a
particular matter involving a specific party, no Board member
having an interest in the specific party shall participate in
that activity;
"
Quote
"Board members shall be designated as special
Government employees; and no federally registered lobbyist is appointed to the Board."
http://youtu.be/D1kx39GNbcc

Do you really think the GOP would really pass something in favor of the EPA and Environmentalists? They get paid by oil companies to deny anything about climate change.
Democrats also dislike nuclear energy, a safer fuel alternative than fossil fuels
And they're retarded for that.

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The Flood / Re: so i have a situation
« on: November 21, 2014, 08:13:31 PM »
What kind of phone did you get?
iPhone 5s
lolscrubnotgettingiphone6
> not having an iPhone12

Jesus christ, how gay are you?

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The Flood / Re: hey faggots guess what
« on: November 21, 2014, 08:09:31 PM »
Momentarily.

2905
The Flood / Re: Mosin–Nagant
« on: November 21, 2014, 07:48:17 PM »
M1 Garand master race
SKS>Garand

This is what happens when you try to load a Garand and the bolt jams your finger

Spoiler
But the Garand is sexy as fuck, tho.
nah m8, sks smexy

Don't get me wrong, I love my slavshit as much as the next comrade, but the Garand is fucking great.

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The Flood / Re: Mosin–Nagant
« on: November 21, 2014, 07:40:52 PM »
M1 Garand master race
SKS>Garand

This is what happens when you try to load a Garand and the bolt jams your finger

Spoiler
But the Garand is sexy as fuck, tho.

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The Flood / Re: Mosin–Nagant
« on: November 21, 2014, 07:34:35 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Real women have curves.
« on: November 21, 2014, 07:30:38 PM »


Hark ye yet again – the little lower layer. All visible objects, man, are but as pasteboard masks. But in each event – in the living act, the undoubted deed – there, some unknown but still reasoning thing puts forth the mouldings of its features from behind the unreasoning mask. If man will strike, strike through the mask! How can the prisoner reach outside except by thrusting through the wall? To me, the white whale is that wall, shoved near to me. Sometimes I think there’s naught beyond. But ’tis enough. He tasks me; he heaps me; I see in him outrageous strength, with an inscrutable malice sinewing it. That inscrutable thing is chiefly what I hate; and be the white whale agent, or be the white whale principal, I will wreak that hate upon him. Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I’d strike the sun if it insulted me.

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The Flood / Re: Mosin–Nagant
« on: November 21, 2014, 07:06:28 PM »

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The Flood / Re: PSA: Nazi Girls
« on: November 21, 2014, 06:57:57 PM »
>expecting some whore in a corset wearing a knight's cross and an SS visor cap

I'll have you know that my Nazi fantasies involve only properly and authentically dressed WH Helferin girls.
Although sometimes they are in male panzertruppen uniforms... straddling the 8.8 of a Tiger...
hot

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