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The Flood / Re: Claim Your Best Friend Megathread
« on: October 22, 2015, 03:58:35 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: October 22, 2015, 03:57:09 PM »
Am I the only one sitting here contemplating the broken hymen thing? Like how the fuck
She's obviously a fucking land whale and Roman was the only person willing to do anything.

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The Flood / Re: finally found a good reason to vote for bernie
« on: October 22, 2015, 03:54:40 PM »
Drone and doom are better tbh famfafamfam

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The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: October 22, 2015, 03:48:42 PM »
Is she not enough of a hamgalaxy for you?

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The Flood / Re: Claim Your Best Friend Megathread
« on: October 22, 2015, 03:43:55 PM »
I'm a miserable shit and I hate everyone.

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The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: October 22, 2015, 03:41:31 PM »
Nice blog man.

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The Flood / Re: So, Like...
« on: October 22, 2015, 03:41:09 PM »
Nah, fam

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The Flood / Re: I fucking LOVE this iPhone
« on: October 22, 2015, 03:39:18 PM »
Just wait until the first or second update, and then you will hate it. Lags for days.
i don't own phones for more than two years

Apple forces one every 9 months or so
forces one what? phone? every phone manufacturing company releases a new flagship every year.
update

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The Flood / Re: Pooping on the beach in India
« on: October 22, 2015, 03:34:20 PM »
How can India into space when it can't even into indoor plumbing?

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The Flood / Re: Pooping on the beach in India
« on: October 22, 2015, 03:30:10 PM »
FUCKING POOLOOS DIE

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The Flood / Re: The meanest thing someone has said to you?
« on: October 22, 2015, 03:28:18 PM »
Can't remember the words, but got called boring and miserable, wasn't so much an insult, but yea.
whatever it was it was accurate

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The Flood / Re: your most anticipated film of 2015?
« on: October 22, 2015, 03:27:23 PM »
Um none

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The Flood / Re: The meanest thing someone has said to you?
« on: October 22, 2015, 03:23:40 PM »
Kill yourself, you fucking faggot - Grandma

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The Flood / Re: Most badass way to die?
« on: October 22, 2015, 03:21:31 PM »
Explosion

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The Flood / Re: Most amount of hours you've taken a semester
« on: October 22, 2015, 11:31:09 AM »
I took 22 in my last semester because I'm a masochist.
fuck how did you not commit suicide?

Not sure. That was on top of planning a wedding, procrastinating my thesis project, and completing my capstone. It was kind of a blur. I needed to take 22 to graduate.
Jesus, Turkey.

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The Flood / Re: Most amount of hours you've taken a semester
« on: October 22, 2015, 11:30:34 AM »
I think I took 20 last semester. I can't remember if all of them were 4 credit hour classes but I took 5 of them.

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The Flood / Re: I love being sick
« on: October 21, 2015, 07:40:21 PM »
Ikft

I had my mom refuse to take me to the doctor when I was a kid, accusing me of faking it. I had pneumonia for over a week.
should've told he to kill herself

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The Flood / Re: PEOPLE ARE "BOYCOTTING" EPISODE 7 LMAO
« on: October 21, 2015, 07:26:08 PM »
lol that's dumb

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The Flood / Re: I love being sick
« on: October 21, 2015, 07:23:31 PM »
>I love being sick

Why so you can get benefits? Stop being a leech you goddamn welfare queen.

Sarcasm doesn't translate well
That's why it should just be assumed.

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The Flood / Re: 2 Spooky 4 Me (KILLTHEPRESIDENT)
« on: October 21, 2015, 07:20:16 PM »
Buying plane tickets

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The Flood / Re: I love being sick
« on: October 21, 2015, 07:19:48 PM »
>I love being sick

Why so you can get benefits? Stop being a leech you goddamn welfare queen.

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The Flood / Re: Does Johannes Brahms make good music
« on: October 21, 2015, 07:01:25 PM »
Yes.

Vivaldi, Bach and Strauss are p legit too.

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The Flood / Re: Hitler rolls up to you in his Mercedes.
« on: October 21, 2015, 06:07:25 PM »
Which seat should I take?


Sorry not sorry

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The Flood / Re: Dream I had last night.
« on: October 21, 2015, 06:05:15 PM »
>gun safes

>Not having a bed rack and ammunition on your night stand

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For some reason I got the lyrics for detachable penis stuck in my head.

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The Flood / Re: If you were to become a serial killer...
« on: October 21, 2015, 05:53:43 PM »
What type of victim would you pick? What would be your MO? Finally, what would be your calling card be?
You don't pick a type, an MO or a name. That's how you get caught. You take your time and kill indiscriminately with no preference towards race, age or gender. Constantly change who, where and how you kill. Move around a lot. Bury some, sink some, leave some in their hourse or in public. Don't look for recognition or media attention. If that's what you're after, you wait. Obtain a little keepsake from every victim. When you're ready, have it end up at a news agency and pick a name.
ITT a guy in law school gives us serial killing advice.

Thnx fam.

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The Flood / Re: Favorite mass shooter?
« on: October 21, 2015, 05:43:37 PM »
Can't corner the dorner.


(Does he even count)

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The Flood / Re: If you were to become a serial killer...
« on: October 21, 2015, 05:22:25 PM »
Probably pooloos tbh

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The Flood / Re: Favorite depiction of a post-apocalyptic setting?
« on: October 21, 2015, 05:17:49 PM »
Stalker is pretty legit although that's more pre-apocalyptic.

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