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The Flood / Re: Guys, have you watched the news recently?
« on: March 02, 2015, 04:59:40 PM »
Please read the rules before you post!

1802
The Flood / Re: Hello, how are you guys doing?
« on: March 02, 2015, 04:53:55 PM »
Allahu  beedle

1803
This feels oddly similar to a youtube comment chain I'm currently trolling in. Apparently atheists get upset when you tell them God made them wrong just to send them to Hell lol
you're telling them god made them retarded lol

You should see this comment chain, it's too good. I don't know how they haven't picked up on my trolling yet, this is too easy.

Bruh

It's youtube.

LC pls

Don't downplay my youtube fun :(

These are the people who gave Pewdiepie 240k likes on facebook because he said he had just drank some milk.
just because they're retarded doesn't mean we can't laugh

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The Flood / Re: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?!? (nsfw)
« on: March 02, 2015, 04:41:48 PM »
I know what the lesson is.

"Wanna great hummer? Piss on an octopus."

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The Flood / Re: Convince me not to
« on: March 02, 2015, 04:30:32 PM »
If you wear that in front of humans you'll probably never get laid again. . .or ever.

1806
The Flood / Re: tfw no guns
« on: March 02, 2015, 04:21:18 PM »
How does it feel to know that there are britbongs with more guns than you door?
it must burn

1807
The Flood / Re: Fashion thread
« on: March 02, 2015, 04:19:35 PM »
cannot into fashion

1808
The Flood / Re: How often do you shop at goodwill?
« on: March 02, 2015, 04:18:42 PM »
Didn't you say you earn over 100k?
why would you believe that?

1809
The Flood / Re: Attention all STEM majors
« on: March 02, 2015, 04:13:15 PM »

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The Flood / Re: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?!? (nsfw)
« on: March 02, 2015, 03:55:51 PM »
Gooks

1811
The Flood / Re: Attention all STEM majors
« on: March 02, 2015, 03:44:50 PM »
lol at non-STEM folks taking the STEM master race crap seriously.

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The Flood / Re: Attention all STEM majors
« on: March 02, 2015, 03:42:55 PM »
Why would someone major in STEM and work their whole college life away?
Why would someone pay to go to school and waste it partying w/ a bunch folks who'll forget you even exist in a couple of years?

This isn't even about STEM. If you pay to go to school and don't work, you're wasting your time.

1813
The Flood / Re: Ask JIVE TURKEY anything (GTFIH)
« on: March 02, 2015, 03:36:13 PM »
What're your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats?

1814
This feels oddly similar to a youtube comment chain I'm currently trolling in. Apparently atheists get upset when you tell them God made them wrong just to send them to Hell lol
you're telling them god made them retarded lol

1815
Serious / Re: Missouri officials sue their own residents.
« on: March 02, 2015, 03:27:54 PM »
That's fucking stupid regardless of what you think about the cameras.

1816
The Flood / Re: one thing i hate about being a comp sci major
« on: March 02, 2015, 12:29:59 PM »
To be honest, I thought the thing that'd hurt most is that a robot will take your job in about 15 years.
jobless bums all of us

1817
Wow rolled up in a car and shot in the back 4 times. This smells of Putin.
sorry

1818
The Flood / Re: one thing i hate about being a comp sci major
« on: March 02, 2015, 11:41:31 AM »

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The Flood / Re: >he's never seen the Raid 2
« on: March 02, 2015, 11:39:53 AM »
Bretty good for a gook film

1820
The Flood / Re: What are you philosophies on life and why?
« on: March 02, 2015, 10:27:33 AM »
A life spent learning, creating is one worth living.

1821
The Flood / Re: one thing i hate about being a comp sci major
« on: March 02, 2015, 10:01:21 AM »
My classmates are surprisingly nonspergy.

1822
Serious / Re: CA expected to pass vaccination law
« on: March 02, 2015, 09:38:18 AM »
A person who can't get themselves vaccinated due to whatever reason can't choose not to get sick from someone that exercised their "rights".

Bodily autonomy my ass.

1823
Serious / Re: CA expected to pass vaccination law
« on: March 02, 2015, 09:35:10 AM »
but it's a shame that this essentially means many parents will be forced to give up their children's right to bodily autonomy.
Your right to bodily autonomy doesn't extend to acting as a conduit for (deadly) illnesses.
^see this? Fucking this.

1824
Let them, i respect the man and i know we should respect the dead but the possibility for there to be a knock down drag out brawl between them and possibly attending trekkies is too good to pass up.

1825
what's a withing?

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The Flood / Re: No Hands #7
« on: March 01, 2015, 06:45:19 PM »

My smoke
My butane
My boots
My headphones
My medicated noose
My deadroom
My schwartzwald hat
My Mac
My macaque skull
My lysergic stash
Empty streets at night
My bike
Apartment sink filled with dry ice


#JENNYDEATHWHEN
#HYPE

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The Flood / Re: Tru controls the spice, Tru controls the universe.
« on: March 01, 2015, 06:17:54 PM »
I loled

1828
The Flood / Re: This is what happens when you smoke weed
« on: March 01, 2015, 06:13:48 PM »
That was like some shit out of a movie.


For me nothing really note worthy.

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The Flood / Re: Post your family's Coat of Arms.
« on: March 01, 2015, 12:47:30 PM »
I think these websites make these up.

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The Flood / Re: Bad Flags
« on: March 01, 2015, 12:24:07 PM »

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