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« on: October 22, 2015, 09:06:10 PM »
PHYSICS IS THE ONLY REAL SCIENCE
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« on: October 22, 2015, 09:04:21 PM »
Yiff
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« on: October 22, 2015, 09:01:38 PM »
It's easy for most Europoors to travel to another country. Just pick a direction and drive for a few hours. Do you guys even need passports?
Where as its kind of a big deal for us Americlaps.
>Inb4 you can travel to Canada
Bruh, that's our hat. It's like a second, colder set of the lower 48.
>in b4 you can travel to Mexico
Yeah, I could also travel to Afghanistan, fuck that.
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« on: October 22, 2015, 08:24:19 PM »
But seriously tho, it's drowning in the spilled blood of your enemies, duh.
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« on: October 22, 2015, 08:21:56 PM »
Hmm, there isn't a lot that doesn't bounce off but on occasion there are some things that register and are a little bit 'oh' as opposed to intothetrashitgoes.
More than a few years ago, my dear old mumsie was in the middle of one of her histrionics and what she said to me was perfectly justified given that I had told her to her face that the whole family would better off and a lot happier if she had died in one of the many car crashes she caused (Not my brightest moment in hindsight, but I was pretty pissed off at the time) and she said 'You always were a nasty judgemental little bastard, right from when you started to talk'.
I guess it just struck me a little more than usual because it was somewhat true I think. But the thought that your mum, even one as malicious as mine, thought you were that sort of person from birth is uh a little unkind.
Even now, the only thing she says that pisses me off is to do with being judgemental.
The irony of it all being, the only person I judge in that way is her. I've heard and seen and helped people with some unbelievably fucked up things over the last few years, and I've never once held it against them.
And yet, because I don't tolerate her shit in the same way that apparently makes me a judgemental little bastard.
*sigh*
Well it's either that or 'Psychology is a pseudoscience' because I die a little inside every time someone says that to me.
It is tho.
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« on: October 22, 2015, 08:20:06 PM »
Gosh, I keep reading your name as "The Ghost That Never Lives"
It ought to be "The Ghost That Should Kill Itself".
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« on: October 22, 2015, 08:17:57 PM »
I saw a dear humping a mailbox.
I saw that too
only it wasn't a deer it was your mom
and it wasn't a mailbox it was my dick
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« on: October 22, 2015, 08:15:30 PM »
I saw a dear humping a mailbox.
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« on: October 22, 2015, 08:06:49 PM »
Toilet paper mummy
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« on: October 22, 2015, 07:49:46 PM »
the money store was my least favorite dg record for awhile but then i listened to it again and it actually might be their best
did you guys hear they're making a new one called "bottomless pit"
reasonably hype
is death grips even rap tbh
it's meme music
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« on: October 22, 2015, 07:38:20 PM »
Roman send her number over to me, I'll do it for you
No, I'm doing it tomorrow morning. I just don't want a girl around for Halo 5, there's no point. I've been single for every single Halo release. I want to play a lot of mp and do well.
ALL OF MY WAT
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You realize you can have a girl AND have plenty of time for Halo, right?
Does not compute. I'm in love with Halo actually, for 14 years. I'm being completely serious, when I think of things I love, it's that and Star Wars.
ITT Roman laments his girl trouble while he posts shit like this
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« on: October 22, 2015, 07:20:39 PM »
ISARA SHOW US YOUR TITS
You think she shaves down there?
>Greek
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« on: October 22, 2015, 07:19:23 PM »
Fuck that was supposed to be anonymous
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« on: October 22, 2015, 07:18:56 PM »
ISARA SHOW US YOUR TITS
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« on: October 22, 2015, 07:12:49 PM »
Mm Food
Run the Jewels I
I'll admit I'm p entry level when it comes to hiphop.
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« on: October 22, 2015, 06:57:58 PM »
Stop
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« on: October 22, 2015, 06:52:17 PM »
Is this a new meme?
"is this a new meme" a new meme?
it's an old meme
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« on: October 22, 2015, 06:50:52 PM »
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« on: October 22, 2015, 06:42:56 PM »
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daayan
Daayan (Hindi: डायन) or Daayani is a term for a witch in India descended from the Sanskrit word dakini, which refers to a female supernatural being
Daayans are reported in and around cemeteries, abandoned battlefields, crossroads, toilets and squalid places.
B O O I N L O O
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Poo in loo, my son Pajeet refuses and shakes Boo in loo, my father
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« on: October 22, 2015, 06:29:50 PM »
>tfw Amerifags just list different states
Top banter, lads
>tfw visiting another euro country is basically just visiting another state.
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« on: October 22, 2015, 06:28:02 PM »
I'd sooner defenestrate myself.
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« on: October 22, 2015, 04:24:11 PM »
An easy solution is to just cut her off completely, meaning don't respond to her ever.
^ Don't do this under any circumstances.
Nah fam, do it. What's she gonna do chase him? Fat chance.
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« on: October 22, 2015, 04:22:08 PM »
An easy solution is to just cut her off completely, meaning don't respond to her ever.
That's a dick thing to do though.
But it's easy. . .unless she goes psycho and kidnaps you.
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« on: October 22, 2015, 04:21:24 PM »
topkek
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« on: October 22, 2015, 04:19:27 PM »
I have no best friends
Hi friend
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« on: October 22, 2015, 04:17:25 PM »
Whoa man I thought a hymen was like a vaginal bone or something. My school didn't offer sex ed or anatomy. Such is life going to a rural school in the south
you nigger, I went to a rural school in the south
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« on: October 22, 2015, 04:14:25 PM »
Oh wait that's what the hymen is
I worry about the education of some of you boys.
Whoa, this is just Slash.
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« on: October 22, 2015, 04:08:30 PM »
uhm I'd like to mention it is really easy to break your hymen...
Most girls break their own hymen by accident by playing sports or just moving the wrong way.
Knowing Roman's taste in women she probably didn't play sports. . .or move much for that matter.
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« on: October 22, 2015, 04:06:53 PM »
L M A O
Maybe you guys can learn from my mistake, just because you're a little horny don't try to meet a desperate girl from online who will blow you on the first date.
Most people don't need to learn that the hard way
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« on: October 22, 2015, 04:00:09 PM »
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