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The Flood / Re: sep7agon-make-your-own-story-time
« on: March 26, 2015, 12:49:27 PM »
I like tits.

1622
The Flood / Re: I would be the perfect mod
« on: March 26, 2015, 12:47:44 PM »
Everyone thinks they would make a good mod.
I'd be a terrible mod

1623
I'm a vegetarian so I defeat the sandwich
To defeat the sandwich
You must eat the sandwich

1624
>planet fitness
>ever

Is it possible that people pulling this kind of crap could eventually cause the idea of "religious intolerance" to be totally scrapped?

Is her complaint religious? I've interacted with atheists that are also unaccepting of trans-people. I'd be down with scrapping "asshole tolerance", though.
Hmmm, maybe not, seemed like one of those things when I first read thru it.

If I was religious it would make me pretty upset that people hide behind the idea of religious tolerance to protect themselves tho.

1625
>planet fitness
>ever


Is it possible that people pulling this kind of crap could eventually cause the idea of "religious intolerance" to be totally scrapped?

1626
Serious / Re: "We need more guns in the US!!"
« on: March 26, 2015, 12:11:20 PM »
You do realize the 2nd amendment says "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."

Meaning they didn't intend for literally all citizens to just walk around with guns. It just somehow got twisted into that. At least that's how some interpret it. The part where it says " the right of the people to keep and bear Arms" is what causes the confusion.

The founding fathers just worded it weird.
A militia is a fighting force consisting of volunteers from civilian population. Regulated just means it should be organized, probably locally organized(certainly not by the central government, that would defeat the purpose) considering one of  a militias intended functions. In order for civilians to be able to organize themselves into a fighting force they needed  access to weapons. The founding fathers acknowledged this and decided to make this idea one of the first additions to the constitution(which you know. . .sorry).

I'm not sure whether this reasoning applies today. . .

1627
The Flood / Re: Ebola is in LA
« on: March 26, 2015, 11:26:53 AM »
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2015/03/22/santa-barbara-resident-being-monitored-for-possible-exposure-to-ebola-in-la-area/

Oh fuck.
And?
You say this like there's more than a minute possibility you could even contract it.

You never know.
never go outside, in fact don't even leave the bed, there's a non zero chance that you may fall, get a concussion, slip into a coma and die. Better play it safe and just hire a nurse to make sure you don't get bedsores

1628
The Flood / Re: Ebola is in LA
« on: March 26, 2015, 11:22:42 AM »
Learn to swim

1629
The Flood / Re: Cool names you've heard before?
« on: March 26, 2015, 11:19:55 AM »
Super Jesus 9000

1630
The Flood / Re: If you do not recognize me…
« on: March 26, 2015, 10:23:42 AM »
I like tacos

1631
We've all been hornswoggled.
bamboozled

1632
Serious / Re: "We need more guns in the US!!"
« on: March 26, 2015, 10:11:13 AM »
If you're too dumb to safely store a potentially dangerous weapon then you're too dumb to be spreading your genes, this kid like a responsible individual attempted to remove his parents mistakes and rid the world of the pain of further having to put up w/ his parents genetic material.

Spoiler
nigger

1633
Serious / Re: Don't you just love America's free market?
« on: March 26, 2015, 10:04:42 AM »
Implying anyone here actually believes that our "free" market is free.

1634
Christ...

Suicide is always terrible, but for fucks sake if you are going to check out don't take a few hundred people with you.

Well, maybe he thought he was doing the right thing?
lol and? how does that change anything?

Well insane people have a different way of looking at things...
just stop

Stop what?
what you're doing, stop it.

I don't understand.
oh, you understand exactly what I mean

1635
Serious / Re: "We need more guns in the US!!"
« on: March 26, 2015, 09:38:28 AM »
I sort of thought the reason for the second amendment, at least when it was created, was as a preventative measure against tyranny and not only to fight back against it, seeing as when you're fighting against a tyrannical regime their laws don't matter too you one iota.

Eh, whatever. . .

1636
Christ...

Suicide is always terrible, but for fucks sake if you are going to check out don't take a few hundred people with you.

Well, maybe he thought he was doing the right thing?
lol and? how does that change anything?

Well insane people have a different way of looking at things...
just stop

Stop what?
what you're doing, stop it.

1637
The Flood / Re: Thomas the Tank Engine
« on: March 26, 2015, 09:25:48 AM »

1638
Christ...

Suicide is always terrible, but for fucks sake if you are going to check out don't take a few hundred people with you.

Well, maybe he thought he was doing the right thing?
lol and? how does that change anything?

Well insane people have a different way of looking at things...
just stop

1639
Christ...

Suicide is always terrible, but for fucks sake if you are going to check out don't take a few hundred people with you.
NO

THEY EXPECT 150 OF US IN THE WRECKAGE BROTHER
lol

1640
The Flood / Re: is gasai a furfag
« on: March 25, 2015, 10:05:51 PM »
Yes


Case closed

1641
The Flood / Re: Zayn Malik leaves One Direction
« on: March 25, 2015, 09:49:23 PM »
He joined ISIS

1642
The Flood / Re: Oh my god guys, I found nudes of S/ash
« on: March 25, 2015, 09:47:31 PM »
why do star wars fans hate jar jar

Because "Muh Original Trilogy"

Anything that was not apart of their childhood is automatically shit when it comes to star wars.
pretty sure the prequels are legit bad tho

1643
The Flood / Re: Dazarobbo goes to chick fil a.
« on: March 25, 2015, 09:44:57 PM »
Kek

1644
The Flood / Re: The object on your left..
« on: March 25, 2015, 05:50:17 PM »
Chicken strip

1645
The Flood / Re: Who do you side with during the Sep7agon Civil War?
« on: March 25, 2015, 05:46:08 PM »
>drug abusers

I would never abuse drugs. Would you abuse something you love?

1646
The Flood / Re: Cheesy Puff Came to Life And Pimped My Gay Ass
« on: March 20, 2015, 10:42:14 PM »
Turkey, why?

1647
The Flood / Re: Porch monkey is not racist.
« on: March 20, 2015, 10:16:00 PM »
#racewarnow

1648
Serious / Re: Oklahoma is making atheist marriages illegal
« on: March 20, 2015, 10:13:01 PM »
At least they're consistent.

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The Flood / Re: Any other dual citizens in this forum?
« on: March 14, 2015, 10:12:54 PM »
Ye

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