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how old are coons

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The Flood / Re: What kind of parent do you think you'd be?
« on: March 26, 2015, 08:28:04 PM »
I do think, however, that a large part of why people see weed smokers as the "lazy, dumb stoner" archetype is because most people who smoke were lazy and dumb to begin with.
That's probably a factor as well.

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The Flood / Re: What kind of parent do you think you'd be?
« on: March 26, 2015, 08:23:09 PM »
It has a negative impact on cognition and academic performance.
secondclass would probably contest that though

see? with his anecdotal evidence and everything
If it's been empirically proven beyond all doubt that weed makes you less intelligent, like most of you claim, then why did that evil herb's effects spare me?
class, i hate to do this

>tfw anecdote
>tfw standard deviation
>tfw unregulated psychoactives can affect different people differently
Guess I just got lucky, then.
It didn't affect me either. . .to my knowledge but I'm not a heavy user.

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The Flood / Re: What kind of parent do you think you'd be?
« on: March 26, 2015, 08:20:10 PM »
It has a negative impact on cognition and academic performance.
secondclass would probably contest that though

see? with his anecdotal evidence and everything
If it's been empirically proven beyond all doubt that weed makes you less intelligent, like most of you claim, then why did that evil herb's effects spare me?
class, i hate to do this

>tfw anecdote
>tfw statistical deviation
>tfw unregulated psychoactives can affect different people differently

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The Flood / Re: Who is your favorite user in Sep7agon?
« on: March 26, 2015, 07:50:45 PM »
potatoes cut out in the shape of rectangular prisms are called chips
chipped concrete
chipped glass
chipped wood

Chipped potatoes. . .wut
hurr durr
fried chicken

fried rice

fried ..potatoes?


LOLWUT
fried pertains to the method in which they were prepared. . .

actually does cooking in a wok or on a hibachi grill have anything to do w/ frying ?
 . .you can peg the gooks w/ that one

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The Flood / Re: What kind of parent do you think you'd be?
« on: March 26, 2015, 07:39:23 PM »
I'd teach my kid to do stuff, I had to teach myself most of the stuff that gets passed down to other kids. Would be cool to pass down my own knowledge.

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The Flood / Re: Who is your favorite user in Sep7agon?
« on: March 26, 2015, 07:32:16 PM »
potatoes cut out in the shape of rectangular prisms are called chips
chipped concrete
chipped glass
chipped wood

Chipped potatoes. . .wut
The chipped wood is certainly in favor of the term chips. As for the glass and concrete, your looking at the original piece and not the actual chipped part. That's like slicing into a potato and calling the majority of what's left over- oh who gives a fuck.
well it was intended for a laugh. . .

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The Flood / Re: Who is your favorite user in Sep7agon?
« on: March 26, 2015, 07:23:11 PM »
potatoes cut out in the shape of rectangular prisms are called chips
chipped concrete
chipped glass
chipped wood

Chipped potatoes. . .wut

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The Flood / Re: how do you choose between "lol", "lmao", and "rofl"
« on: March 26, 2015, 07:15:43 PM »
I didn't think these kinds of considerations applied to text abbreviations.
well clearly if there's many options, and you pick one of them, some kind of thought process went on

arbitrary or not
well I guess it's which ever one comes to mind first

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The Flood / Re: What are your pet peeves?
« on: March 26, 2015, 07:14:28 PM »
My right shoe squeaks every time I step.

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The Flood / Re: Who is your favorite user in Sep7agon?
« on: March 26, 2015, 07:12:42 PM »
>mayo on fries
I think you mean chips. And yes it's amazing.

This almost redeems the fact that he's a ponyshit. Almost.
>chips

Kill yourself

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The Flood / Re: Music Lounge Plug.dj Thread
« on: March 26, 2015, 07:11:24 PM »
Chill

music

whatever

get in here.
no

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The Flood / Re: Ubuntu vs. Mint vs. Others
« on: March 26, 2015, 07:10:36 PM »
I've only ever heard of Ubuntu. What's the difference?

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The Flood / Re: Who is your favorite user in Sep7agon?
« on: March 26, 2015, 07:08:45 PM »
Let me tell you why it's not Flee

>yoorupe
>mlp
>no funz
>anti loli activist
>mayo on fries
mayo on fries wtf, flee

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The Flood / Re: I am done with my Community College forever.
« on: March 26, 2015, 07:01:52 PM »
Thinking about applying to one. General tips?
remember, community college is not real college

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Serious / Re: Arab states agree to form a unfied military force.
« on: March 26, 2015, 07:00:04 PM »
war is fucking terrifying

what the hell is wrong with you people
well I was being sardonic

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Serious / Re: Arab states agree to form a unfied military force.
« on: March 26, 2015, 06:57:18 PM »
D'awww like a tiny Cold War

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The Flood / Re: how do you choose between "lol", "lmao", and "rofl"
« on: March 26, 2015, 06:53:57 PM »
I didn't think these kinds of considerations applied to text abbreviations.

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The Flood / Re: Going to market for this weeks food; wat get?
« on: March 26, 2015, 06:50:32 PM »
Bachelor chow

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Serious / Re: Are you pro or con on these issues?
« on: March 26, 2015, 06:24:36 PM »


Mind explaining your reasoning on the death penalty?

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The Flood / Re: Germanwings Co-Pilot a "big guy"
« on: March 26, 2015, 06:08:10 PM »

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Serious / Re: Are you pro or con on these issues?
« on: March 26, 2015, 05:48:39 PM »
Ah yes, my chance to demonstrate my political ignorance.

Abortion - weakly for, I find it repulsive however
Affirmative Action - what better way to fight discrimination than w/ more discrimination? No.
Animal Rights - to a reasonable extent
Barack Obama - I don't give two shits about the POTUS
Border Fence - that's fucking dumb, no
Capitalism - until something better comes along
Civil Unions - they're largely redundant by my understanding
Death Penality - against, if you don't mind explain why you are for.
Drug Legalisation - for, at least for now
Electoral College - dunno
Environmental Protection - for, as long as measures taken are reasonable and effective, no extreme green bullshit
Estate or Inheritance Tax - 
European Union - dunno
Euthanasia - for
Federal Reserve - 
Flat Tax - 
Free Trade - strongly for
Gay Marriage - for
Global Warming is caused by humans - for, the science behind it is pretty straight forward, well at least concerning the physical properties that make CO2 a greenhouse gas
Globalisation - undecided
Gold Standard - no
Gun Rights - for, guns are cool
Homeschooling - depends on the parent, and program
Internet Censorship - strongly, immensely against
2003 Iraq War - muh, wmds. Why were we there again?
Labour Unions - the mob? lol, not sure
Legalised Prostitution - for
Medicare and Medicaid - dunno
Medical Marijuana - for
Military Intervention - intervention? like how? depends on the situation
Minimum Wage - undecided
National Health Care - 
National Sales Tax -
Occupy Movement - It could have been interesting, had there been a real goal, less crazy people
Progressive Tax - me no understand economics
Racial Profiling - against
Redistribution of Wealth -  against
Smoking Ban - strongly against
Socialism - against
Stimulus Spending - economics
Term Limits - yeah
Torture - against
United Nations - who?
War in Afghanistan - look at all the good it did, we should have hung around longer really, look what happened to Iraq
War on Terror - like the war on drugs, largely useless with no clear goal in site
Welfare - unsure




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I left the rest of it unchallenged because I'd rather not argue about this,
 so I'm just gonna bow out of le thread ^______^
Why did you come here if you had nothing substantial to contribute?

As a person that lives in one of the states that would be effected this just isn't really fair. I didn't fucking vote for Mary Fallin but yet according to the people in this thread I still "get what I deserve" when an F5 tornado comes barreling through and destroys my whole town and I get no disaster relief. Yes great logic you got there. If you honestly believe in punishing a whole population and putting human lives in immediate danger for a few people's beliefs then you should rightly fucking off yourself.
Relief is not going to be withheld.

But even with preventative FEMA funds, Oklahoma is still one of the least prepared states in the entire country. Complain to Fallin before you complain to FEMA.
Once again I did not vote for Fallin and still I know a lot of that preparedness funding goes to building storm shelters which save a lot of lives. So if you want to have that high of a disregard for human life and say that a population, many of which did not even vote for these people to be in power, deserve to get none of those life saving funds then you may as well fuck off you belligerent little cunt. You fucking liberals like to sit high and mighty and act like your better than everyone but you may as well be the scum of the fucking earth if you wish death upon people based on ideology.
I'm sorry if I don't want disproportionate amounts of FEMA funds going to your state and away from mine because your dipshit governor can't spend it properly.

This is Fallin's doing. She brought it upon herself. Seeing as flattened neighborhoods aren't doing the trick, maybe money's going to be the magic wake-up call.
this would be where I jokingly point out parallels between this comment and a comment a certain conservative user might make concerning welfare. . .

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A bit heavy handed methinks.

Spoiler
by "a bit heavy handed", I mean "lolno this is an incredibly bad move". Giving deniers an excuse to go "see they don't care about the truth or safety" or something along those lines is extremely fucking dumb

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I'm a vegetarian so I defeat the sandwich
To defeat the sandwich
You must eat the sandwich
That's not true
it's true, eat the sandwich or crawl away in defeat.

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Serious / Re: "We need more guns in the US!!"
« on: March 26, 2015, 12:53:18 PM »
The reason it was made (to combat oppressive governments) has never been invoked a single time in the history of the US.
That must mean it can never happen.
Even if it were to happen, it's not like civilians have the firepower to stand up to the US military. Good luck using your handy shotgun against tanks, helicopters, and drones.
That's why you use it to hold congress hostage, duh Max.

The reason it was made (to combat oppressive governments) has never been invoked a single time in the history of the US.
That must mean it can never happen.
Even if it were to happen, it's not like civilians have the firepower to stand up to the US military. Good luck using your handy shotgun against tanks, helicopters, and drones.
>what are defections
>what is sabotage
>how are illiterate Afghan goatherds with rusted AKs and Lee-Enfields costing the US government billions of dollars
also this

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Serious / Re: "We need more guns in the US!!"
« on: March 26, 2015, 12:51:04 PM »
Why are there never any of these threads about kids who steal their parents cars and then hurt or kill people?
because cars aren't controversial and are almost universally seen as necessary even in cases where they're not.

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