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Messages - Engrapadora
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« on: October 20, 2015, 11:04:47 PM »
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« on: October 20, 2015, 10:37:59 AM »
rage comic It's like you're really a 12 year old from 2007.
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« on: October 20, 2015, 10:28:20 AM »
Get ready for Islamic Gommunism to descend upon the Frozen North.
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« on: October 20, 2015, 10:27:13 AM »
At least Bush did 9/11 on purpose. Clinton just accidentally let Benghazi happen, which makes the country look weak TO BE HONEST.
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« on: October 19, 2015, 10:38:50 PM »
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« on: October 18, 2015, 11:53:51 PM »
Weeaboos go to hell Hiroshima bombing best day of my life.
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« on: October 18, 2015, 02:49:42 PM »
At work sometimes I help interview potential new candidates. Really the biggest turnoff is being nervous. I can forgive people not knowing some stuff, especially for entry level positions (so long as they aren't totally ignorant), but when you're a nervous wreck it's kind of off-putting. Focus on keeping yourself relaxed and you'll make a much better impression.
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« on: October 17, 2015, 10:14:11 PM »
Supreme multitasking. I used to think like you did until I tried using a second one, now I can't imagine not using one.
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« on: October 17, 2015, 09:16:07 PM »
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« on: October 17, 2015, 08:32:44 PM »
If this isn't your answer, your opinion is shit.
Those were always a gamble. 50% of the time, they were nice and soft and pleasantly crunchy. Otherwise, they'd be all hard and nasty.
I've never gotten a bad one.
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« on: October 17, 2015, 08:17:30 PM »
If this isn't your answer, your opinion is shit.
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« on: October 17, 2015, 07:27:57 PM »
Lube up, bend down, and get ready for life to fuck you in the ass.
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« on: October 17, 2015, 11:46:38 AM »
With no military resources, Texas wins. With military, Arizona.
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« on: October 16, 2015, 11:21:40 PM »
Mare's milk wins
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« on: October 16, 2015, 11:07:32 PM »
I can't.
:^(
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« on: October 16, 2015, 10:02:36 PM »
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« on: October 15, 2015, 10:58:25 PM »
Can't flim flam the zim zam.
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« on: October 15, 2015, 02:21:37 PM »
My face when I drive exactly at the speed limit in the fast lane and the other lane is full of trucks going 5 mph below.
I hope a truck tire explodes when you're next to it and kills you.
Are you that guy in the comically oversized pickup truck that tailgates me when I do this? It's surprising how many of you there are. Also, don't bother. I actually slow down more when people try that shit.
No. I'm the guy with the late 70's sedan with bad brakes who still gets so close to you that you can't see my headlights.
Sometimes I'm that guy on a motorcycle who passes you left on the shoulder and takes out your mirror with a 1/2inch ratchet... or maybe my boot. Depends on my mood that day.
le internet tough guy
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« on: October 15, 2015, 02:12:28 PM »
My face when I drive exactly at the speed limit in the fast lane and the other lane is full of trucks going 5 mph below.
I hope a truck tire explodes when you're next to it and kills you.
Are you that guy in the comically oversized pickup truck that tailgates me when I do this? It's surprising how many of you there are. Also, don't bother. I actually slow down more when people try that shit.
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« on: October 15, 2015, 01:48:57 PM »
My face when I drive exactly at the speed limit in the fast lane and the other lane is full of trucks going 5 mph below.
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« on: October 15, 2015, 10:20:13 AM »
So you're saying you have no friends IRL. Because people who admit they fuck horses are generally pretty disliked.
Shut up, horse vag is best vag.
Damn right.
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« on: October 15, 2015, 12:14:19 AM »
Engu-chan, where have you been?
Around.
Well.. not enough (like I'm one to talk, though)
This is the first time I've seen you on here.
I registered here not too long after it was made, but I mainly stuck around b.net until they kicked out everyone who's never played Destiny.
I heard about this, but I didn't really pay much mind to it.
They really did that?
Yep, it's pretty shit.
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« on: October 15, 2015, 12:00:12 AM »
Engu-chan, where have you been?
Around.
Well.. not enough (like I'm one to talk, though)
This is the first time I've seen you on here.
I registered here not too long after it was made, but I mainly stuck around b.net until they kicked out everyone who's never played Destiny.
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« on: October 14, 2015, 11:39:11 PM »
that's a dumb opinion
It's actually an objective fact.
Then surely you have some sources
They pick up filth from the ground and constantly secrete putrescent fluids. Have you ever seen a foot?
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« on: October 14, 2015, 11:36:47 PM »
It's not even furry. That was straight bestiality.
guess I'll explain it again
it's not even the animal part that's attractive, but the transformation itself
I would like it just as much if someone turned into a stapler as if they turned into a deer or something
it's purely the embarassment/humiliation. Turning into something as a punitive change is pretty much the most humiliating thing that can happen to someone in fiction
SECONDCLASS HAS A STAPLER FETISH LOL
He won't be getting any from me.
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« on: October 14, 2015, 11:35:07 PM »
that's a dumb opinion
It's actually an objective fact.
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« on: October 14, 2015, 10:34:34 PM »
Do your parents know that you have a fetish for being an edgelord on the Internet? You should really consider making some friends.
lmao the salt is real
Don't worry, some day you'll see the light.
Have you told anyone about your disgusting fetish IRL? I'm guessing no. But why not, if it's nothing to be ashamed of?
You like feet though
Literally astronomically different than having sex with horses on a regular basis
You're right. Horses are pure and wholesome, while feet are pig disgusting filth collectors.
Horses are far more dirty than the kind of girls I'm attracted to. Who, you know, actually wash their body parts.
Feet are never clean. There is literally no amount of washing possible in this universe that could ever render them acceptably clean.
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« on: October 14, 2015, 10:32:59 PM »
Engu-chan, where have you been?
Around.
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« on: October 14, 2015, 02:38:47 PM »
Engra, I've always wanted to ask. When you fuck horses, is it the studs or mares that you go to?
Depends on my mood that day.
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« on: October 14, 2015, 02:31:27 PM »
Do your parents know that you have a fetish for being an edgelord on the Internet? You should really consider making some friends.
lmao the salt is real
Don't worry, some day you'll see the light.
Have you told anyone about your disgusting fetish IRL? I'm guessing no. But why not, if it's nothing to be ashamed of?
You like feet though
Literally astronomically different than having sex with horses on a regular basis
You're right. Horses are pure and wholesome, while feet are pig disgusting filth collectors.
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