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The Flood / Re: Corrupt Moderator request thread 2.0
« on: October 29, 2015, 10:51:03 AM »
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Sorry m8, I don't use Monopoly money.

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The Flood / Re: Does anyone else's Uni spam them with emails?
« on: October 29, 2015, 10:38:46 AM »
Every single day. The really annoying thing is that important emails from my department are formatted exactly like the garbage, so it's easy to miss stuff. Fortunately I know someone who's more on top of that shit that reminds me about it.

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The Flood / Re: loaf pls fart on me
« on: October 29, 2015, 10:37:31 AM »
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Relevant.
I'll be the beef cream over his black funnel noodles

You should call him and let him know.

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The Flood / Re: loaf pls fart on me
« on: October 28, 2015, 08:29:02 PM »
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Relevant.

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The Flood / Re: Who the fuck up???
« on: October 28, 2015, 04:37:36 AM »
But it's morning. I've just had my breakfast.

Are there really people who unironically live in different time zones than me? For what purpose?

Are you telling me there are people who unironically live in the same timezone as you? For what purpose?

I can't imagine why someone wouldn't want to live as far away from me as possible.


I agree.
#rude

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The Flood / Re: Who the fuck up???
« on: October 28, 2015, 04:33:04 AM »
But it's morning. I've just had my breakfast.

Are there really people who unironically live in different time zones than me? For what purpose?

Are you telling me there are people who unironically live in the same timezone as you? For what purpose?

I can't imagine why someone wouldn't want to live as close to me as possible.

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The Flood / Re: Who the fuck up???
« on: October 28, 2015, 04:29:42 AM »
But it's morning. I've just had my breakfast.

Are there really people who unironically live in different time zones than me? For what purpose?

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The Flood / Who the fuck up???
« on: October 28, 2015, 03:36:40 AM »


If u up in real nigga hours u know u better ANNIHILATE THAT FUCKIN LYKE

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The Flood / Re: Blow jobs
« on: October 25, 2015, 09:44:31 PM »
God damn it Engra you make us all look bad
Who is "us"?

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The Flood / Re: Blow jobs
« on: October 25, 2015, 09:32:33 PM »
Spoiler

One of my most frequent fantasies is being throatfucked by a futa pony.

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The Flood / Re: Daily Reminder
« on: October 25, 2015, 01:30:11 PM »
> Not bleaching your anus after every shit.
>using maymay arrows as if you were on le 4chan

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The Flood / Re: Daily Reminder
« on: October 25, 2015, 12:14:02 PM »
Just dampen some tp under the faucet.
Barbaric tbh.

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The Flood / Re: Daily Reminder
« on: October 25, 2015, 11:50:50 AM »
That's why I give myself a water enema every day.

Not a coffee enema? What a pleb.
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The Flood / Daily Reminder
« on: October 25, 2015, 11:38:33 AM »
Unless you use a bidet or baby wipes, you're walking around with a shitty ass. You may think that you wipe thoroughly, but the fact is that dry toilet paper alone simply cannot remove all the shit residue from your ass. It just can't.

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Serious / Re: How has white privilege helped you in your life?
« on: October 24, 2015, 08:52:17 PM »
It hasn't helped me at all. I have benefited from Affirmative Action though :^)
oh god you're not black are you?

Oh no. I'm actually pretty fortunate. I'm technically a half breed latino, but my physical appearance comes almost entirely from the white part of my family.

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The Flood / Re: Favorite Song You've Played in a Band
« on: October 24, 2015, 08:51:09 PM »
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I got to play the opening saxophone solo for a full crowd in a major concert hall once. That was pretty neat.

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Serious / Re: How has white privilege helped you in your life?
« on: October 24, 2015, 08:48:14 PM »
It hasn't helped me at all. I have benefited from Affirmative Action though :^)

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Try bringing the conversation to really weird places every time she talks to you. If all you ever talk about is tentacle raping futa goo ponies or whatever, eventually she'll just stop messaging you.

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The Flood / Re: Can someone explain this logic?
« on: October 23, 2015, 01:15:51 PM »
Motorcycle riders are assholes 80% of the time, so there's no need to restrict natural selection in this case.

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The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: October 23, 2015, 11:44:46 AM »
Just stop responding to her messages.

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The Flood / Re: Would You Suck Your Dick If You Could?
« on: October 23, 2015, 10:39:47 AM »
I've hurt myself trying on more than one occasion.

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The Flood / Re: Do you ever want to have kids?
« on: October 23, 2015, 12:57:50 AM »
I would rather die.

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The Flood / Re: Razors?
« on: October 22, 2015, 10:14:38 AM »
I used to use cartridge, but when I realized I can get a month's worth of perfectly good disposable ones for $3, I couldn't justify the cost.

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The Flood / Re: Pooping on the beach in India
« on: October 22, 2015, 10:13:10 AM »
OH MY GOD
it's not even a meme there was a unicef campaign about it
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I thought it was a joke too....

Jesus christ.
I think half the population are still without proper toilets. Lovely.

Even when they're given toilets they still don't use them because they're afraid of toilet witches.

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The Flood / Re: Pooping on the beach in India
« on: October 22, 2015, 09:53:01 AM »
DESIGNATED

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The Flood / Re: If you were to become a serial killer...
« on: October 21, 2015, 04:27:26 PM »
People who use "would of/should of/could of" instead of the correct "would HAVE/should HAVE/could HAVE".

What about people who shorten it to coulda, woulda, shoulda?

That's acceptable, as it's more of a clear indulgence in the common vernacular than a willful display of illiteracy.

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The Flood / Re: If you were to become a serial killer...
« on: October 21, 2015, 04:20:26 PM »
People who use "would of/should of/could of" instead of the correct "would HAVE/should HAVE/could HAVE".

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The Flood / Re: My Little Pony Megathread
« on: October 21, 2015, 03:30:19 PM »
I don't think any amount of purging will ever make this site okay again.

You know you like it, baby.

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The Flood / Re: My Little Pony Megathread
« on: October 20, 2015, 11:16:42 PM »
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The Flood / Re: My Little Pony Megathread
« on: October 20, 2015, 11:12:35 PM »
Is he the most dedicated troll or is he actually sexually aroused by ponies, though?
no no i don't think you understand

engrapadora wants to have sex with actual horses

I'm also aroused by ponies.


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