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« on: February 25, 2017, 02:22:35 AM »
this one time, i was sick, but then i used my healing crystals to suck out the negative ions from my body, so then i felt better.
man that really cultivated my cashews
really powers up my pistachios
corny
sure does activate my almonds
Really churns my chestnuts.
sure does motivate my macadamias
really fucks my fonios
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« on: February 25, 2017, 02:06:21 AM »
You probably made the firetruck something that looks like hellspawn to his little eyes.
I followed the instructions. It looks like the picture.
He's 4, so who knows what he sees
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« on: February 25, 2017, 02:03:44 AM »
Depends on the people and what they're after. Sex is real simple to get.
Tougher to find somebody who's not just in it for sex.
To which I ask, what's wrong with just being in it for the sex?
Go for it. Seems like a lot of people don't take care though. That's how you end up with shit families and a fucked generation or two. Too much emphasis on it these days.
Wear a rubber. Problem solved
Tell that to the degenerates.
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« on: February 25, 2017, 02:03:11 AM »
You probably made the firetruck something that looks like hellspawn to his little eyes.
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« on: February 25, 2017, 01:59:35 AM »
Depends on the people and what they're after. Sex is real simple to get.
Tougher to find somebody who's not just in it for sex.
To which I ask, what's wrong with just being in it for the sex?
Go for it. Seems like a lot of people don't take care though. That's how you end up with shit families and a fucked generation or two. Too much emphasis on it these days.
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« on: February 25, 2017, 01:54:46 AM »
Depends on the people and what they're after. Sex is real simple to get.
Tougher to find somebody who's not just in it for sex. Sex was never my game and I know for sure it ain't anymore after I'm through with this particular stage of my life.
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« on: February 25, 2017, 01:47:52 AM »
We "assholes" have something called confidence. Chicks dig that.
I fuck around on here, but I do know that if I chose to, (and Al Baghdadi wasn't in the picture (she'd cut my dick off)) I have no problem getting laid. The secret is convincing yourself it doesn't matter. That they don't matter. Is it a dick frame of mind? Yes. You walk up, intentions clear, and women respond.
They're just as horny as us. Would you like some chick walking up and looking to spend her kindness coins with you? Think about it. She starts spouting off about how handsome and nice you are... You'd be flattered at first, then quickly creeped out.
Casual sex is a game. You play your options and then collect your winnings. The only rule is you play.
This is nearly 41 years experience talking here. You can make your dick (or more accurately balls) don't work jokes all you want. I got nothing to prove to you.
There's a fine line between confidence and being an asshole. You don't have to be a gobshite.
Call it whatever you want. Women will not have sex with a bootlicker. If you want to have casual sex, the intention must be clear. You can't just stroll up with kindness coins and expect her to have sex with you.
Never said that. I just said that there's a line. You can be confident without being a sack of spuds.
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« on: February 25, 2017, 01:42:14 AM »
We "assholes" have something called confidence. Chicks dig that.
I fuck around on here, but I do know that if I chose to, (and Al Baghdadi wasn't in the picture (she'd cut my dick off)) I have no problem getting laid. The secret is convincing yourself it doesn't matter. That they don't matter. Is it a dick frame of mind? Yes. You walk up, intentions clear, and women respond.
They're just as horny as us. Would you like some chick walking up and looking to spend her kindness coins with you? Think about it. She starts spouting off about how handsome and nice you are... You'd be flattered at first, then quickly creeped out.
Casual sex is a game. You play your options and then collect your winnings. The only rule is you play.
This is nearly 41 years experience talking here. You can make your dick (or more accurately balls) don't work jokes all you want. I got nothing to prove to you.
There's a fine line between confidence and being an asshole. You don't have to be a gobshite.
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« on: February 25, 2017, 01:28:09 AM »
They returned splitscreen after my co-op pal is dead and one of my arms walked off into the sunset.
Maybe if they try hard enough they can ressurrect those two dead things alongside the series they continually butcher the corpse of.
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« on: February 25, 2017, 01:23:57 AM »
I can just picture a collection of women talking over battle plans and they remind themselves of their first effective battle tactic.
"Go for the asshole."
Five fisted death punch.
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« on: February 25, 2017, 01:15:20 AM »
This touches on the subject except it deals with immigrants rather than illegals in my country. Been reading up. There's a lot of fast track programs used in some of the provinces of my country for immigrants to get them up and running.
I'm not neccessarily opposed to the aid but I can't help but notice how glaringly lopsided it is. A citizen born in my country or province would never, ever get that much help or that much leway from the government. In the span of less than a year an immigrant family can easily get access to what would take a regular citizen likely a small decade or two. And we can't really say that they work any harder than the other folks in my province or that they land higher paying jobs since most of the jobs in my province are shit tier.
The worst part is that the government directs all of these funds and efforts for immigrants and more often than not that investment is hardly returned since so much of those funds are sent to poorer countries where our currency is worth more.
I can understand wanting to help your family and I can get the humanitarian bleeding hearts but it gets ridiculous when an outsider can get access to all the goods, services and perks, when somebody born here basically gets shit on and told to fuck off.
The only comment I have when it comes to illegals and support programs is that again, I get the whole "provide for your family" deal and I can understand the humanitarian bleeding hearts to a degree. But why have a law if you're not going to properly enforce it?
It's somewhat hypocritical on my part since in some cases in the past I've broken the law in my province. The difference again, is that if I was caught I sure as fuck wouldn't expect my government to back me up and bail me out. I accept the charges that come with breaking a law.
This circles back to that whole lopsided care thing which pisses me off more and more these days. It's a crock of shit that any country, mine or the US, would throw a citizen to the wolves in favor of what's basically a gamble of a person who's a complete outsider, and in some cases, turns out to be just a leech showing up to take advantage of the well meaning, but niave people providing the care and benefits.
Then again the US and Canada both have it in their histories to fuck their citizens and I guess that's not going to change any time soon.
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« on: February 24, 2017, 09:19:11 PM »
i will exterminate baneposting
That's a big job.
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« on: February 24, 2017, 09:16:50 PM »
Hello
Did you come for our bane memes?
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« on: February 24, 2017, 09:09:29 PM »
Get your ass in here and say hello.
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« on: February 24, 2017, 09:08:12 PM »
Jokes on you rats are rare in my province.
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« on: February 24, 2017, 09:05:27 PM »
Something something old instinctual habits die hard
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« on: February 24, 2017, 10:33:07 AM »
I'll just have to cross my fingers that there's no life, I guess.
You remember the part where life likes to dissappoint you?
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« on: February 23, 2017, 11:53:04 PM »
Maybe it falls along the same lines. It's getting pretty old to have to be a skeptic about everything either because some shitlord's skewing the picture or you know that as credible as what you're looking at seems, there's likely an agenda in the background which makes it untrustworthy.
What I'm refferring to is less about the news and more about scientific and economic reports, studies, and statistics. If that 20-30 year long fight to remove leaded gasoline in the 60's is anything to go buy as an example, I really find myself doubting a lot of reports that I read on things.
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« on: February 23, 2017, 11:33:52 PM »
you mean this?
Picture won't load. PROOF OF GOVERNMENT COVER UP.
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« on: February 23, 2017, 11:30:53 PM »
Too lazy to rebel, fucked waifu pillow instead.
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« on: February 23, 2017, 11:28:19 PM »
Other stuff.
I reccommend just walking away from it. A fellow like that is going to meet somebody one day who won't put up with his shit. That'll be his karma and it'll all be on him. He wanted cut ties so that saves you trouble. Even if you're angry, don't chase after it. It'll lead to more ugly shit.
If for whatever reason he does come looking to fight and he's pissed, remember a few things. You have the advantage because of your size. If a big dude beats up a small dude, the big dude is usually painted as an asshole. If the small dude beats up the big dude, well, big dude can say goodbye to his reputation.
Even if you don't know how to fight all you have to remember is what hurts.
Family Jewels
Nose
Throat
Eyes
Family jewels is the easiest target and most likely to succeed in getting things to stop.
If they've never had their nose broken in a fight before it's real easy to shut somebody down. Give even a little bop and chances are they won't want to fight anymore.
Punch in the throat. Self explanatory.
Only ever go for eyes if you're in deep shit.
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« on: February 23, 2017, 11:07:47 PM »
Looks like this is already wrapped up but I'll drop my two cents.
First off, if you're feeling guilty over anything, remember that there's no god, and that you won't burn in hell for what you did.
Second. Friends will come and go. Over 90% of them will be passerby. There's two tiers of what you might consider "friends."
First is what you'd call an actual friend. This is somebody you get along with, your views match up relatively well, there's an open relationship between you two that works easy. It's not one sided. They have your back and you have theirs. The difference with these people is that your relationship can withstand time, aging, and the odd disagreement. These relationshsips are rare.
The second group is just what I call aqcuaintences. You know them, you're friendly with them, you can probably do some things with them and talk about a few subjects. But when it comes to asking them for help, or talking about a certain subject, you avoid it like it's their own personal landmine. You have to step over these personal landmines in order for them to be friendly. You know that you can only trust them up to a certain point.
Most of what people consider friendships turn out to be that ^ With time and age, these relationships often break down due to either how much one of you changes or the other doesn't. You can even be the friendly one for the entire duration of the relationship and these people will find a reason to get mad at you one day. You'll see.
Third point. Your pal is a trouble maker and so is the lady. The frequency of lying should have tipped you off. And you divulging details to the lady and having her break that trust just immediately flags her as a drama starter. These are people you want nothing to do with. Even if he's being a sack of shit to her, every last person has a choice. She really wouldn't stay with him if she didn't want to.
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« on: February 23, 2017, 11:34:56 AM »
Dunno if it's the most solid advice because I know sometimes things and people are delicate. I was taught that your feelings and personal beliefs don't matter when it comes to being wrong. The truth is the truth no matter how ugly it is or how upset it makes you.
But you can feel free to try and comfort people if they find out that they're wrong and upset about it. Everybody makes mistakes and sometimes when we learn that we've made one it can mess us up, depending on the scope of it.
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« on: February 23, 2017, 11:28:37 AM »
Threads over boys I'm here.
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« on: February 22, 2017, 11:56:22 AM »
Well I'm canadian so that that's beyond my power.
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« on: February 22, 2017, 11:53:13 AM »
Sunny D.
You need more sunlight. Probably the winter right? Lot of people in my province with vitamin D related illnesses because of that.
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« on: February 22, 2017, 11:51:34 AM »
DUDE MUSCLES IMAO
So when did Verb crack your password?
He figured it out when he realized I was his biggest fan and in a fit of great narcissism, typed in ILoveVerbatim69 into the password box.
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« on: February 22, 2017, 03:07:52 AM »
Anybody remember faggots who did fully upgraded prophet hit and runs on your bases just to take out a reactor or factory and then just teleport away?
Bonus points if they kept an army of engineers with them so you were unable to ever kill the prophet no matter how much firepower you tried to sink into him.
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« on: February 22, 2017, 03:00:39 AM »
I still remember the good time when I killed an entire base and an army of hornets by unpacking all my elephants with upgraded base turrets inside of them outside an enemy base and proceeded to clusterfuck clog the two buddies coming to help the guy with hornets.
Fuck me that rage quit was legendary.
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« on: February 22, 2017, 02:51:32 AM »
 I haven't tired of watching stuff like this.
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