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The Flood / Re: I hurt myself today
« on: October 23, 2016, 03:11:28 AM »
I hurt everyday
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The Flood / Re: Narcos season 2« on: October 23, 2016, 01:06:21 AM »Strike fear into their heartsnigga has top quality tactics 723
The Flood / Narcos season 2« on: October 23, 2016, 12:13:41 AM »Spoiler I fucking love the colonel, nigga has top quality tactics 724
The Flood / Re: Part IV of the Critically Acclaimed Car Problem Saga: The Broken Mirror« on: October 21, 2016, 01:43:32 PM »Speaking of, I had to call the police on someone for the first time the other night. Some dude was just blaring music in his truck at 3:00 AM, and that was the one night where I didn't feel like depriving myself of sleep. But I wouldn't have done anything had I not noticed that he was also tweaking the fuck out--which sealed his fate for me. Where I live, there are swaths of methheads that only come out at night--but this one was over-the-top obnoxious.Similar experience to me. Some pot heads broke into the house next door to me since it was abandoned. My mom was with me and I saw a orange glow from the window and called the police and told them to have us be anonymous. They got the retards and my sister came home when the cops had the pot heads on the curb. She asked what happened and the cop said our house called the police on them. We were scared for a few months. 725
The Flood / Re: Why is stoner culture so cancerous?« on: October 21, 2016, 10:42:24 AM »
Haha 420000000000 duuuuuuude it cures cancer lmao xd
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The Flood / Re: True Turquoise, are you a qt twink or a girl?« on: October 19, 2016, 06:42:08 PM »
i will never eat ass'
why live 728
The Flood / Re: >order takeout at Chinese restaurant« on: October 19, 2016, 06:26:44 PM »
nigga mexicans make some great chinese food, you gonna get a feast
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okI'm just busy with schoolIllegals can't go to school 731
Serious / Re: Sweden plz« on: October 19, 2016, 01:30:28 PM »
Lmao, I wanna know my roommate's opinion on this since hee from there
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The Flood / Re: Dear Jivary Part 2: The diary of jive« on: October 19, 2016, 02:13:25 AM »
That was the wreck I saw on your story? Damn
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Serious / Re: Reminder that capitalism is godless and the market is a whore« on: October 19, 2016, 12:03:56 AM »clearly i wont care if i wanted to understand tbhBeing godless is what's best for the people thoughclearly you don't understand what I mean by godless 735
Serious / Re: Reminder that capitalism is godless and the market is a whore« on: October 18, 2016, 10:19:05 PM »
Being godless is what's best for the people though
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The Flood / Re: I wrote something about anti social justice warriors I want to share« on: October 18, 2016, 10:16:25 PM »You're making fun of numb diggers you fucking asshole 737
The Flood / Re: BRUUUUUHHHHHHHH😂💦👌💯« on: October 18, 2016, 08:53:16 PM »is this better😮Oh wow!🙀 You had SEX!👉👌 Congratulations!👍👌 👎Just kidding.👎 Having 👉sex👌 is literally💯💯 the most 😶basic😶, 😧desperate😧, 😭tragic, hopelessly-void-of-meaning🚫❌⛔, outrageously obnoxious😒👎, troublesome, 💸💵💴💶💷💰💳💎costly💸💵💴💶💷💰💳💎, and 👎👌downright👎👌 pointless 😩😢cry for help😩😢 that the 🌌🎇🎆universe🎇🎆🌌 has ever screamed. Wow, you were 👶born as an objectively good👌 looking, decent looking👍, or perhaps borderline acceptable😕 member of your species🐒. WOW!😯 INCREDIBLE!😯‼️❗ You managed to procure a willing (which in evolutionary terms, willing translates roughly to "fucking desperate😔 for at least a few reasons") mate💑👨❤️👨👩❤️👩 and managed to somehow perform the act of intercourse👉👌 with 👩her! 🙀WOW!🙀 This his 💯literally💯 only been taking place for HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF FUCKING YEARS! 😒WOW! Except guess what, you probably wore a ✋condom✋... which means you 🚫failed🚫 at submitting yourself to an act which means absolutely nothing. The only thing left to do now is 😂kill yourself😂 ❌DONT ❌ 👏🏿 SAY 🤐 👏🏿 "DEUS VULT" IF 👏🏿 YOU 👏🏿 DONT 👏🏿 WANT 👏🏿 TO 👏🏿 🛡 ⚔ SLAUGHTER ⚔ 👏🏿 THE ☪ 👳 SARACENS 👼🏿 👳 👏🏿 AND RECLAIM THE 🕋 ⛪ HOLY 🛐 🕌 LAND 🕋 738
The Flood / Re: BRUUUUUHHHHHHHH😂💦👌💯« on: October 18, 2016, 08:46:16 PM »
😮Oh wow!🙀 You had SEX!👉👌 Congratulations!👍👌 👎Just kidding.👎 Having 👉sex👌 is literally💯💯 the most 😶basic😶, 😧desperate😧, 😭tragic, hopelessly-void-of-meaning🚫❌⛔, outrageously obnoxious😒👎, troublesome, 💸💵💴💶💷💰💳💎costly💸💵💴💶💷💰💳💎, and 👎👌downright👎👌 pointless 😩😢cry for help😩😢 that the 🌌🎇🎆universe🎇🎆🌌 has ever screamed. Wow, you were 👶born as an objectively good👌 looking, decent looking👍, or perhaps borderline acceptable😕 member of your species🐒. WOW!😯 INCREDIBLE!😯‼️❗ You managed to procure a willing (which in evolutionary terms, willing translates roughly to "fucking desperate😔 for at least a few reasons") mate💑👨❤️👨👩❤️👩 and managed to somehow perform the act of intercourse👉👌 with 👩her! 🙀WOW!🙀 This his 💯literally💯 only been taking place for HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF FUCKING YEARS! 😒WOW! Except guess what, you probably wore a ✋condom✋... which means you 🚫failed🚫 at submitting yourself to an act which means absolutely nothing. The only thing left to do now is 😂kill yourself😂
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Serious / Re: Operation to liberate Mosul begins« on: October 18, 2016, 08:40:42 PM »
i will destroy isis
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The Flood / Re: So excited for hilary to become president« on: October 18, 2016, 05:22:06 PM »
Why do you spell Hillary with one L?
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The Flood / Bernie is shilling for Hillary right now in my campus« on: October 18, 2016, 05:07:35 PM »
Absolute cancer.
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The Flood / Re: question« on: October 18, 2016, 02:36:40 AM »If only the cartels operated in the town the land is inI know how you feel. To be honest, I have to be given a big responsibility of land in Mexico that my family owns. It's basically farmland and I need to do paperwork for it because it goes to the son, not the daughter, who is older than me. I don't want to sell it, but I feel like it'll be a huge burden on me because I don't want kids to keep the land going on, and my grandpa trusted us to use it for ourselves. 744
The Flood / Re: question« on: October 18, 2016, 02:15:16 AM »
I know how you feel. To be honest, I have to be given a big responsibility of land in Mexico that my family owns. It's basically farmland and I need to do paperwork for it because it goes to the son, not the daughter, who is older than me. I don't want to sell it, but I feel like it'll be a huge burden on me because I don't want kids to keep the land going on, and my grandpa trusted us to use it for ourselves.
As for your situation, keep some things, give the other stuff to trusted family members who'd love to remember your dad when the time comes, selling it would just be, really sucky 745
The Flood / Re: Anyone ever use a tanning bed before?« on: October 17, 2016, 06:45:59 PM »
i think one time is enough for an hour, but i could be wrong
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The Flood / Re: things that sound like a real thing but aren't« on: October 17, 2016, 05:44:11 PM »
deez nuts lmao XD
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The Flood / Re: What if when you check the messages on your phone« on: October 17, 2016, 04:09:57 PM »
Hehe xd
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Gaming / Re: Rockstar possibly teasing a new red dead« on: October 17, 2016, 10:52:58 AM »
http://me.ign.com/en/video/125328/red-dead-redemption-2-map-leaked-will-be-a-prequel-ign-news
map is leaked apparently, i know, >ign 749
Gaming / Re: Rockstar possibly teasing a new red dead« on: October 17, 2016, 10:52:08 AM »
>some people speculate gta v zombies
oh god that would be a hilarious twist 750
The Flood / Re: Google.com wants to...« on: October 16, 2016, 08:53:40 PM »
Don't allow because I can manually type my zip code to find the closest thing to me without needing stupid programs to do it for me
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