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The Flood / Re: I hurt myself today
« on: October 23, 2016, 03:11:28 AM »
I hurt everyday

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The Flood / Re: Narcos season 2
« on: October 23, 2016, 01:06:21 AM »
nigga has top quality tactics

What tactics does he employ?
Strike fear into their hearts

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The Flood / Narcos season 2
« on: October 23, 2016, 12:13:41 AM »
Spoiler
I fucking love the colonel, nigga has top quality tactics

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Speaking of, I had to call the police on someone for the first time the other night. Some dude was just blaring music in his truck at 3:00 AM, and that was the one night where I didn't feel like depriving myself of sleep. But I wouldn't have done anything had I not noticed that he was also tweaking the fuck out--which sealed his fate for me. Where I live, there are swaths of methheads that only come out at night--but this one was over-the-top obnoxious.

So, I watched as the cops came and told him to fuck off--but not before the tweaker asked where the call was coming from. And for some bloody ass-fucked reason, the officer actually answered him, pointing his flashlight directly at my house--something he literally can't do, but did anyway. The little miscreant slithered off, but now he knows where the guy who called the police on him lives. Thanks, officer!

I still can't believe he did that shit, but it's been two weeks, and nothing has really happened since then. Still, it's hard not to be a little paranoid over having some tweaked-out loser skulking around my neighborhood at night with a bone to pick. Fucking creeps.
Similar experience to me. Some pot heads broke into the house next door to me since it was abandoned. My mom was with me and I saw a orange glow from the window and called the police and told them to have us be anonymous. They got the retards and my sister came home when the cops had the pot heads on the curb. She asked what happened and the cop said our house called the police on them. We were scared for a few months.

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The Flood / Re: Why is stoner culture so cancerous?
« on: October 21, 2016, 10:42:24 AM »
Haha 420000000000 duuuuuuude it cures cancer lmao xd

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The Flood / Re: nicotine withdrawal
« on: October 20, 2016, 01:42:10 AM »
Hehe xd

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The Flood / Re: True Turquoise, are you a qt twink or a girl?
« on: October 19, 2016, 06:42:08 PM »
i will never eat ass'

why live

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The Flood / Re: >order takeout at Chinese restaurant
« on: October 19, 2016, 06:26:44 PM »
nigga mexicans make some great chinese food, you gonna get a feast

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The Flood / Re: Wew!
« on: October 19, 2016, 05:05:37 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Wew!
« on: October 19, 2016, 03:46:50 PM »
I'm just busy with school

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Serious / Re: Sweden plz
« on: October 19, 2016, 01:30:28 PM »
Lmao, I wanna know my roommate's opinion on this since hee from there

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The Flood / Re: So I made a £60 bet with my mate
« on: October 19, 2016, 10:40:17 AM »
anal

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The Flood / Re: Dear Jivary Part 2: The diary of jive
« on: October 19, 2016, 02:13:25 AM »
That was the wreck I saw on your story? Damn

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Being godless is what's best for the people though
clearly you don't understand what I mean by godless
clearly i wont care if i wanted to understand tbh

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Being godless is what's best for the people though

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Quote
Instead of saying "you've got mail" it says "you've got niggers"? xD

And here you are, degrading an entire race of people and making a mockery of them, you racist scumbag.
You're making fun of numb diggers you fucking asshole

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The Flood / Re: BRUUUUUHHHHHHHH😂💦👌💯
« on: October 18, 2016, 08:53:16 PM »
😮Oh wow!🙀 You had SEX!👉👌 Congratulations!👍👌 👎Just kidding.👎 Having 👉sex👌 is literally💯💯 the most 😶basic😶, 😧desperate😧, 😭tragic, hopelessly-void-of-meaning🚫❌⛔, outrageously obnoxious😒👎, troublesome, 💸💵💴💶💷💰💳💎costly💸💵💴💶💷💰💳💎, and 👎👌downright👎👌 pointless 😩😢cry for help😩😢 that the 🌌🎇🎆universe🎇🎆🌌 has ever screamed. Wow, you were 👶born as an objectively good👌 looking, decent looking👍, or perhaps borderline acceptable😕 member of your species🐒. WOW!😯 INCREDIBLE!😯‼️❗ You managed to procure a willing (which in evolutionary terms, willing translates roughly to "fucking desperate😔 for at least a few reasons") mate💑👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩 and managed to somehow perform the act of intercourse👉👌 with 👩her! 🙀WOW!🙀 This his 💯literally💯 only been taking place for HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF FUCKING YEARS! 😒WOW! Except guess what, you probably wore a ✋condom✋... which means you 🚫failed🚫 at submitting yourself to an act which means absolutely nothing. The only thing left to do now is 😂kill yourself😂

Hahaha, memes aside this is actually a really dark message.
is this better

❌DONT ❌ 👏🏿 SAY 🤐 👏🏿 "DEUS VULT" IF 👏🏿 YOU 👏🏿 DONT 👏🏿 WANT 👏🏿 TO 👏🏿 🛡 ⚔ SLAUGHTER ⚔ 👏🏿 THE ☪ 👳 SARACENS 👼🏿 👳 👏🏿 AND RECLAIM THE 🕋 ⛪ HOLY 🛐 🕌 LAND 🕋

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The Flood / Re: BRUUUUUHHHHHHHH😂💦👌💯
« on: October 18, 2016, 08:46:16 PM »
😮Oh wow!🙀 You had SEX!👉👌 Congratulations!👍👌 👎Just kidding.👎 Having 👉sex👌 is literally💯💯 the most 😶basic😶, 😧desperate😧, 😭tragic, hopelessly-void-of-meaning🚫❌⛔, outrageously obnoxious😒👎, troublesome, 💸💵💴💶💷💰💳💎costly💸💵💴💶💷💰💳💎, and 👎👌downright👎👌 pointless 😩😢cry for help😩😢 that the 🌌🎇🎆universe🎇🎆🌌 has ever screamed. Wow, you were 👶born as an objectively good👌 looking, decent looking👍, or perhaps borderline acceptable😕 member of your species🐒. WOW!😯 INCREDIBLE!😯‼️❗ You managed to procure a willing (which in evolutionary terms, willing translates roughly to "fucking desperate😔 for at least a few reasons") mate💑👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩 and managed to somehow perform the act of intercourse👉👌 with 👩her! 🙀WOW!🙀 This his 💯literally💯 only been taking place for HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF FUCKING YEARS! 😒WOW! Except guess what, you probably wore a ✋condom✋... which means you 🚫failed🚫 at submitting yourself to an act which means absolutely nothing. The only thing left to do now is 😂kill yourself😂

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Serious / Re: Operation to liberate Mosul begins
« on: October 18, 2016, 08:40:42 PM »
i will destroy isis

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The Flood / Re: So excited for hilary to become president
« on: October 18, 2016, 05:22:06 PM »
Why do you spell Hillary with one L?

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The Flood / Bernie is shilling for Hillary right now in my campus
« on: October 18, 2016, 05:07:35 PM »
Absolute cancer.

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Serious / Re: NC GOP office firebombed
« on: October 18, 2016, 02:00:10 PM »
god damn gmos

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The Flood / Re: question
« on: October 18, 2016, 02:36:40 AM »
I know how you feel. To be honest, I have to be given a big responsibility of land in Mexico that my family owns. It's basically farmland and I need to do paperwork for it because it goes to the son, not the daughter, who is older than me. I don't want to sell it, but I feel like it'll be a huge burden on me because I don't want kids to keep the land going on, and my grandpa trusted us to use it for ourselves.

As for your situation, keep some things, give the other stuff to trusted family members who'd love to remember your dad when the time comes, selling it would just be, really sucky

Lease out the land to cartels and grow a drug empire with it
If only the cartels operated in the town the land is in

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The Flood / Re: question
« on: October 18, 2016, 02:15:16 AM »
I know how you feel. To be honest, I have to be given a big responsibility of land in Mexico that my family owns. It's basically farmland and I need to do paperwork for it because it goes to the son, not the daughter, who is older than me. I don't want to sell it, but I feel like it'll be a huge burden on me because I don't want kids to keep the land going on, and my grandpa trusted us to use it for ourselves.

As for your situation, keep some things, give the other stuff to trusted family members who'd love to remember your dad when the time comes, selling it would just be, really sucky

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The Flood / Re: Anyone ever use a tanning bed before?
« on: October 17, 2016, 06:45:59 PM »
i think one time is enough for an hour, but i could be wrong

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The Flood / Re: things that sound like a real thing but aren't
« on: October 17, 2016, 05:44:11 PM »
deez nuts lmao XD

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The Flood / Re: What if when you check the messages on your phone
« on: October 17, 2016, 04:09:57 PM »
Hehe xd

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Gaming / Re: Rockstar possibly teasing a new red dead
« on: October 17, 2016, 10:52:08 AM »
>some people speculate gta v zombies

oh god that would be a hilarious twist

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The Flood / Re: Google.com wants to...
« on: October 16, 2016, 08:53:40 PM »
Don't allow because I can manually type my zip code to find the closest thing to me without needing stupid programs to do it for me

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