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The Flood / Re: Okay, so I'm a sleep walker...but its a bit different
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:38:26 AM »
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I've tried having sex with her in my sleep

I Can only imagine the horror of waking up to this.
Like......I wake up....I'm on top and kinda, going at it....I finish of course >.>

It's just, how? And I'm tired in the morning q.q

Wait what the fuck she doesn't stop you?
Most of the times she does, just that one time....she's naughty >.>
Jesu you're a lucky man

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The Flood / Re: Okay, so I'm a sleep walker...but its a bit different
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:35:37 AM »
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I've tried having sex with her in my sleep

I Can only imagine the horror of waking up to this.
Like......I wake up....I'm on top and kinda, going at it....I finish of course >.>

It's just, how? And I'm tired in the morning q.q

Wait what the fuck she doesn't stop you?

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The Flood / Re: words that are immature
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:32:42 AM »
"Boobs."

I hate it. So childish. I always say "breasts" and occasionally "tits."
'Tits' makes me cringe. I get how boobs is sorta cringey, but it's a decent word; breasts sounds too formal.
I'm rather fond of bosoms

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The Flood / Re: Okay, so I'm a sleep walker...but its a bit different
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:31:54 AM »
Also, kill her.

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The Flood / Re: Okay, so I'm a sleep walker...but its a bit different
« on: August 31, 2015, 02:31:33 AM »
My boner is confused

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The Flood / Re: words that are immature
« on: August 31, 2015, 01:36:42 AM »
wiener

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The Flood / Re: How many times do you brush your teeth daily
« on: August 31, 2015, 01:29:31 AM »
mostly once a day >.>

and i've only had 2 superficial cavities ever

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The Flood / Re: haha
« on: August 31, 2015, 12:09:16 AM »
gaydar
poopo

xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDD

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The Flood / haha
« on: August 31, 2015, 12:05:19 AM »
Are there simple words that make you laugh? I sometimes chuckle at "duty" and when someone else points it out we laugh p hard.

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Oh?

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Gaming / Re: The hell is with Black Ops IIIs Dialouge
« on: August 30, 2015, 10:55:05 PM »
WE'VE GOT A GREEN LIGHT, MOVE YOUR ASS

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Gaming / Re: The hell is with Black Ops IIIs Dialouge
« on: August 30, 2015, 10:54:15 PM »
TELL THEM WHAT IT MEANS TO BELIEVE IN THE CAUSE

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Gaming / Re: The hell is with Black Ops IIIs Dialouge
« on: August 30, 2015, 10:53:55 PM »
LOCK 'EM AND LOAD 'EM, LADIES, IT'S GO TIME

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Gaming / Re: This is still my favorite part in all of Halo 2
« on: August 30, 2015, 04:09:55 PM »
quarantine zone is the best level though
Way better than Assault on the Control Room

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The Flood / Re: Have any of you been to Japan?
« on: August 30, 2015, 04:08:04 PM »
Fucking weebs. I'd go to Japan just to kidnap a qt 3.14 Nipponese grill

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The Flood / Re: Communist faggot
« on: August 30, 2015, 04:06:51 PM »
I want to laugh but I'm in a car with others

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Shut the fuck up already holy fuck

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The Flood / Re: my current ip is 131.247.226.41
« on: August 30, 2015, 02:47:13 PM »
172.56.17.39

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The Flood / Re: my current ip is 131.247.226.41
« on: August 30, 2015, 02:46:37 PM »
Oh

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The Flood / Re: my IP address is OH
« on: August 30, 2015, 02:45:58 PM »
You're lying, I just hacked you and found what it really was.

Wow I'm killing myself

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The Flood / Re: why did deci sperg out over his ip
« on: August 30, 2015, 02:31:41 PM »
Because he thinks any of us care about him

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The Flood / my IP address is OH
« on: August 30, 2015, 02:30:17 PM »
Tits for reference

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The Flood / Re: Dream Job
« on: August 30, 2015, 02:22:38 PM »
astrophysicist. then i can find black holes and solve equations

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The Flood / Re: Hey guys my IP address is 16
« on: August 30, 2015, 02:19:44 PM »
lmao class you retard

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The Flood / Re: It was fun while it lasted
« on: August 30, 2015, 01:23:35 PM »
At least it doesn't pinpoint my actual address, sure the city and state but that's it.

But FUCK I am still prone to Ddos attacks now. >.<

If that happens I'm going to tell my brother-in-law to change our IP address. It won't be the same one anymore.
or.. you know... you could unplug your router and plug it back in

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The Flood / Re: Naru
« on: August 30, 2015, 01:22:37 PM »
what a nice meme

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The Flood / Re: I'M LEAVING HERE WITH ROMAN
« on: August 30, 2015, 12:46:39 PM »
Like a forum, or in real life?
Forum

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The Flood / Re: I'M LEAVING HERE WITH ROMAN
« on: August 30, 2015, 12:46:20 PM »
Azure of course, what could go wrong?

right?

riiiight?
You could get drunk and force fed wine
Everything will be daijoubu
Fukn weeb words

Spoiler
i finally figured out what Pledaies is from astronomy

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The Flood / Re: I'M LEAVING HERE WITH ROMAN
« on: August 30, 2015, 12:42:42 PM »
Azure of course, what could go wrong?

right?

riiiight?
You could get drunk and force fed wine

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The Flood / Re: I'M LEAVING HERE WITH ROMAN
« on: August 30, 2015, 12:41:18 PM »

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