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2551
The Flood / Re: Official DaddiesxCummies Thread.
« on: March 27, 2016, 07:42:15 PM »
๐Ÿ‘‚๐ŸฝLISTEN UP๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿฝ BITCHESโ•โ—๏ธโ•It's the 1๏ธโƒฃst day of ๐ŸŒบspring๐ŸŒบ and you know what that means ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ The ๐ŸฐEaster Bunny๐Ÿฐ is CUMMIN๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ and he's gonna put his ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿคcock๐Ÿค๐Ÿฃ in your ๐Ÿ‘…๐ŸŽ€pink basket๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿ˜ซ get ready for your ๐Ÿญjelly bean๐Ÿญ to be licked๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘… and your ๐Ÿณeaster eggs๐Ÿณ fertilized๐ŸŒฑ april showers๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ brings hornyโœจ may ๐ŸŒทflowers๐ŸŒท Jesusโœ ain't the only thing โคด๏ธrisingโคด๏ธ this Sunday๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝโšก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‰ it's time to let that ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿฝbaby making๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿฝ spring ๐ŸŒง rain drizzle all over that ๐Ÿฑpussy๐Ÿฑ send this to 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ of your sluttiest๐Ÿ’‹ spring hoes๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ’„ to get something ๐Ÿ’ฅspecial๐Ÿ’ฅ in your ๐Ÿ‘buttercup๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ on March 2๏ธโƒฃ7๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ˜ฉ if you ๐Ÿšซdon't๐Ÿšซ send this to 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ of your ๐Ÿ”ฅbaddest bitches๐Ÿ”ฅ you won't get your ๐Ÿฌcandy๐Ÿฌ eaten๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ

2552
The Flood / Re: Official DaddiesxCummies Thread.
« on: March 27, 2016, 07:41:37 PM »
The ๐Ÿ”ดwhole๐Ÿ”ด purpose of buying ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ the boat ๐Ÿšค๐Ÿšค๐Ÿšค in the ๐Ÿ‘†first๐Ÿ‘† place was to get the ladies๐Ÿ‘ฉ all niceโ˜บ๏ธ and ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿทtipsy๐Ÿน ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ”side so we can take them to a โ˜บ๏ธniceโ˜บ๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜comfortable place belowโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธ deck, and, you know, they ๐Ÿšซcan't๐Ÿšซ refuse๐Ÿ™…. Because of the ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜implication๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜. She's out in the middle of nowhereโ“โ“โ“ with some ๐Ÿ‘จdude๐Ÿ‘จ she barely knows, she ๐Ÿ‘€ looks around, what does she see๐Ÿ‘€, โŒnothingโŒ but open ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠocean๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ. "Oh, there's โŒnowhereโŒ for me to ๐Ÿƒ๐ŸŒŠrun๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿƒ. What am I going to doโ“โ“โ“ Say ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿšซno๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ”ซ?" If the girl said โŒnoโŒ, the answer, obviously๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„, is ๐Ÿ™„no. But the thing is she's not gonna say no ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ. She would never say no ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘. Because of the ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜implication๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜.

2553
The Flood / Re: Official DaddiesxCummies Thread.
« on: March 27, 2016, 07:40:42 PM »
Yo, ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€wanna know something about my right arm?๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ I done flex so hard๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐ŸฟI set off fire alarms.๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅThe fireplace's ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅoutta space ๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒšwith Orion's Belt. Big jewels ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’on myself with the tiger ๐Ÿฏsmell. Straight out the jungle๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿจ, sting like kiss.๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹ Ice โ˜ƒโ˜ƒโ˜ƒreal cool, top lip frostbit. ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„Cause now I write ๐Ÿ“Clark Gable on my cable bill. Bill Cosby๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ดon my couch out in Nashville. ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’คPlum couch met her orange ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠon the cornfields.๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒฝ High fructose concentrated purple๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡spill. She was grabbin' โœŠ๐ŸปโœŠ๐ŸปโœŠ๐Ÿปon my schlong๐Ÿ† doing handstands.๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

2554
The Flood / Re: Official DaddiesxCummies Thread.
« on: March 27, 2016, 07:40:16 PM »
IM UNSUBSCRIBING FROM YOU, PAPA!๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘‹ โ–ˆโ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ] 99% complete..... ๐ŸšซERROR!๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ’ฏTrue๐Ÿ’ฏ Papas are irreplaceable ๐Ÿ’–I could never unsubscribe from you Papa!๐Ÿ’– Send this to ten other ๐Ÿ‘ชPapas๐Ÿ‘ช who give you ๐Ÿ’ฆbig tips๐Ÿ’ฆ Or never get called โ˜๏ธETHANBRADBERRYโ˜๏ธ againโŒโŒ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌโŒโŒ If you get 0 Back: no sodie pops for you ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ฟ 3 back: you're a goofsterโ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ 5 back: you're Papa's Dunnie๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ’ฆ 10+ back: Papa's in the House!๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…

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The Flood / Re: Official DaddiesxCummies Thread.
« on: March 27, 2016, 07:39:52 PM »
And Frollo ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿปโœ๐Ÿ”ฅ gave the ๐Ÿ‘ถ child ๐Ÿ‘ถ a cruel ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž name A name that means ๐Ÿ’” half-formed ๐Ÿ’”, Quasimodo ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ™Š Now here is a riddleโ“โ”โ“ to guess if you can ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐ŸŽถ Sing ๐ŸŽถ the bells ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”” of Notre Dame โœ๐Ÿ’’ Who is the ๐Ÿฒ monster ๐Ÿฒ and who is the ๐Ÿ‘ฑ man ๐Ÿ‘ฑโ‰๏ธ

Sing the bells ๐Ÿ”” bells ๐Ÿ”” bells ๐Ÿ”” bells ๐Ÿ”” Bells ๐Ÿ”” bells ๐Ÿ”” bells ๐Ÿ”” bells ๐Ÿ”” ๐Ÿ”” Bells ๐Ÿ”” of Notre Dame โœโœ๐Ÿ’’๐Ÿ’’๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

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The Flood / Re: Official DaddiesxCummies Thread.
« on: March 27, 2016, 07:39:35 PM »
DONALD TRUMP ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿป๐Ÿšซ IS A GEMINI โ™Š DONโ€™T VOTE FOR A ๐Ÿ˜’ 2โƒฃ-FACED ๐ŸŽญ ASSHOLE ๐Ÿ‘Ž ๐ŸผBERNIE SANDERS ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฏ IS A VIRGO โ™๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป VIRGOS ARE ๐ŸŽ“ INTELLIGENT ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ’ญ AND โ€ผ DETAIL ORIENTED โœ”๐Ÿ†’ DONโ€™T LET A GEMINI ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ซ BE PRESIDENT OF THE ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ U.S. ๐Ÿ”ดโšช๐Ÿ”ต SEND THIS TO 1โƒฃ0โƒฃ PEOPLE YOU WANT TO ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿฝ SAVE ๐Ÿ˜‡ FROM GEMINIS ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ‘ฟ #FEELTHEBERN2K16

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The Flood / Re: Official DaddiesxCummies Thread.
« on: March 27, 2016, 07:39:02 PM »
๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ ๐Ÿ“…Today๐Ÿ“… is the ๐Ÿ”š of the ๐Ÿ›๏ธRepublic๐Ÿ›๏ธ. The ๐Ÿ”š of a ๐Ÿ”—regime๐Ÿ”— that acquiesces to ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ’ขdisorder๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ซ. At thisโ• very moment๐Ÿ•’๐Ÿ•’ in a ๐ŸŒŒsystem๐ŸŒŒ far from here, the New Republic lies๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฏโš ๏ธ to the ๐ŸŒŒ๐ŸŒ galaxy๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒŒ while ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธsecretly๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ supporting the ๐Ÿ‘ฟtreachery๐Ÿ‘ฟ of the ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•rogues๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•of the ๐ŸšซResistance๐Ÿšซ. This ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ fierce๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜  machine๐Ÿ“  which you have ๐Ÿ› built๐Ÿ’ช, upon which we๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿ‘ฅ stand will bring an ๐Ÿ”š to the Senate, to their ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜cherished๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’• ๐Ÿš€fleet๐Ÿš€. All remaining ๐ŸŒŒsystems๐ŸŒŒ will ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™‡bow๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™‡ to the First Order๐Ÿ‘Œ and will ๐Ÿ’ญremember๐Ÿ’ญ this as the lastโšฐ๐Ÿ’€day๐Ÿ—“๏ธ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ of the ๐Ÿ›๏ธRepublic๐Ÿ›๏ธ! ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ฃ

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The Flood / Re: Official DaddiesxCummies Thread.
« on: March 27, 2016, 07:38:19 PM »
Now when I'm very good ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘ถ and do what daddy ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘จ asks... ๐Ÿ˜‡ I'm daddy's ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘จ little ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ angel! ๐Ÿ‘ผ ๐Ÿ‘ผ and he gives me facial masks ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹ but when I'm very bad ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ and answer back in sass... ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ™Š I'm daddy's little ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ devil! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ and he has to fuck me ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ in the ass ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜

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The Flood / Re: Official DaddiesxCummies Thread.
« on: March 27, 2016, 07:37:59 PM »
Hey you ๐Ÿ‘…slutty โ›“rope bunnies ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡. the ๐ŸŒพEaster bunny๐Ÿ‡ is here and he only leaves ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œeggs for the sluttiest ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„ bunnies๐Ÿ‡ on the block๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ. so it's time to hop ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพhop ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพhop๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ on that big bunny dick๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ. but Easter ain't just about sexy rabbits๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‡. it's about the ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝgood lord๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ 2๏ธโƒฃ. Easter is the day of the ๐ŸŒ„resERECTION๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ• of the original ๐Ÿ˜ฉZADDY๐Ÿ˜ฉ Jesus Damn Christ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜Ž. Homie JC was ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฆtrappedโŒ๐Ÿšซ in a tomb with his big zaddy ERECTION๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† for 3๏ธโƒฃ whole days๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜ without any bitches to fuck๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž and he still made it through๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž. send this to 1๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ APOSTLES๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฌ who believe in the ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅpower of zaddy Christ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ‘ผ!!! get 1๏ธโƒฃ1๏ธโƒฃ back and you can be the ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡Easter bunny's sexy rope bitch๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜. get 3๏ธโƒฃ back and you'll get hot๐Ÿ”ฅ CUM๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ in your Easter eggs this year๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜. get 0๏ธโƒฃ back and you'll be trapped in a cave๐Ÿ†˜ like Jesus without any bitches to fuck๐Ÿ˜ž.

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The Flood / Re: I fucking hate people
« on: March 27, 2016, 07:35:08 PM »

2561
The Flood / Re: Why is anime not real?
« on: March 27, 2016, 07:31:22 PM »
vote trump and he will make it real

awoo~

2562
The Flood / Re: Cheap alternative to an iPod?
« on: March 27, 2016, 01:49:32 PM »
get an sd card

2563
The Flood / Re: Just a reminder that Dwayne Johnson is The Rock
« on: March 27, 2016, 01:40:14 PM »
sedimentary rock?

2564
The Flood / Re: How was your Easter weekend?
« on: March 27, 2016, 01:35:33 PM »
i enjoyed last night with a girl until we found her back windshield smashed in after our date. but now, im waiting to eat and stuffs in a few hours and heading out later

2565
The Flood / Re: She is clearly a slut
« on: March 27, 2016, 01:22:24 PM »
disgusting.

2566
The Flood / Re: Writing Thread Update
« on: March 27, 2016, 01:20:30 PM »
i dont do writing, the most ive written was a portion for my astronomy clubs scientific poster for a presentation at the AAS meeting.

2567
The Flood / Re: Does your personality suit your avatar image?
« on: March 27, 2016, 11:43:52 AM »
I, too, hold the milky way galaxy in my hands to decide its fate

2568
The Flood / Re: There was a bombing in Pakistan
« on: March 27, 2016, 11:41:19 AM »
Nice, let's start with some nukes

2569
The Flood / Re: I fucking hate people
« on: March 27, 2016, 02:34:22 AM »
thanks for sharing
When a night is fucking ruined by some fucking niggers, yea, I'm going to fucking share

2570
The Flood / I fucking hate people
« on: March 27, 2016, 02:19:57 AM »
Honestly, this world is fucking shit and the good people take the blunt of "Fuck you" from all the bad people.

Ugh

2571
The Flood / Re: Just went to see...
« on: March 26, 2016, 09:54:36 PM »
why didnt you take me

2572
The Flood / Re: Imgur Is Cancer
« on: March 26, 2016, 09:53:57 PM »

2573
The Flood / Re: Imgur Is Cancer
« on: March 26, 2016, 09:47:33 PM »

2574
The Flood / Re: Better Call Saul is on point this season
« on: March 26, 2016, 08:41:40 PM »
tfw cox has no amc becuase FUCK PACKAGES

2575
Serious / Re: What keeps you going?
« on: March 26, 2016, 08:39:26 PM »
The possibility that I could contribute something of value or meaning to the world, even if it's small.
basically what verb said also

2577
only ironically

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Serious / Re: What keeps you going?
« on: March 26, 2016, 08:16:33 PM »
as an overall drive to "keep going" right now is to search for a better understanding in our place in the universe, but to get there, the challenge / failures / successes i will encounter on the way there is what drives me most. right now, whats driving me is challenge and well, romance.
Do the challenges give you a sense of mastery, once completed?
Is romance fulfilling?
well, i like to have a challenge, i know life isnt easy and being able to pull through (even in the slightest bit) makes me feel more alive. ultimately, yea, i guess you could say i get some sort of mastery.

about the romance part? well, from what i got now, yea its fulfilling a want i have in life. something i havent experienced for a while.

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Serious / Re: What keeps you going?
« on: March 26, 2016, 08:05:12 PM »
as an overall drive to "keep going" right now is to search for a better understanding in our place in the universe, but to get there, the challenge / failures / successes i will encounter on the way there is what drives me most. right now, whats driving me is challenge and well, romance.

2580
because I can't hold a conversation for shit
iktf

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