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2551
« on: March 27, 2016, 07:42:15 PM »
๐๐ฝLISTEN UP๐๐ฝ BITCHESโโ๏ธโIt's the 1๏ธโฃst day of ๐บspring๐บ and you know what that means ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ The ๐ฐEaster Bunny๐ฐ is CUMMIN๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ and he's gonna put his ๐ฃ๐คcock๐ค๐ฃ in your ๐
๐pink basket๐๐ซ get ready for your ๐ญjelly bean๐ญ to be licked๐
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and your ๐ณeaster eggs๐ณ fertilized๐ฑ april showers๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ brings hornyโจ may ๐ทflowers๐ท Jesusโ ain't the only thing โคด๏ธrisingโคด๏ธ this Sunday๐๐ฝโก๏ธ๐ it's time to let that ๐ถ๐ฝbaby making๐ถ๐ฝ spring ๐ง rain drizzle all over that ๐ฑpussy๐ฑ send this to 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ of your sluttiest๐ spring hoes๐ ๐ to get something ๐ฅspecial๐ฅ in your ๐buttercup๐ผ๐ผ on March 2๏ธโฃ7๏ธโฃ๐ฉ if you ๐ซdon't๐ซ send this to 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ of your ๐ฅbaddest bitches๐ฅ you won't get your ๐ฌcandy๐ฌ eaten๐ญ ๐๐ฆ
2552
« on: March 27, 2016, 07:41:37 PM »
The ๐ดwhole๐ด purpose of buying ๐ธ๐ธ the boat ๐ค๐ค๐ค in the ๐first๐ place was to get the ladies๐ฉ all niceโบ๏ธ and ๐ณ๐ทtipsy๐น ๐ณ ๐side so we can take them to a โบ๏ธniceโบ๏ธ ๐comfortable place belowโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ deck, and, you know, they ๐ซcan't๐ซ refuse๐
. Because of the ๐๐ฆ๐implication๐๐ซ๐. She's out in the middle of nowhereโโโ with some ๐จdude๐จ she barely knows, she ๐ looks around, what does she see๐, โnothingโ but open ๐๐ocean๐๐. "Oh, there's โnowhereโ for me to ๐๐run๐๐. What am I going to doโโโ Say ๐ช๐ซno๐ซ๐ซ?" If the girl said โnoโ, the answer, obviously๐๐, is ๐no. But the thing is she's not gonna say no ๐๐๐. She would never say no ๐๐๐. Because of the ๐๐ฆ๐implication๐๐ช๐.
2553
« on: March 27, 2016, 07:40:42 PM »
Yo, ๐๐๐wanna know something about my right arm?๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ I done flex so hard๐ช๐ฟ๐ช๐ฟI set off fire alarms.๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅThe fireplace's ๐ฅ๐ฅoutta space ๐๐with Orion's Belt. Big jewels ๐๐on myself with the tiger ๐ฏsmell. Straight out the jungle๐ฏ๐ผ๐ฏ๐ญ๐จ, sting like kiss.๐๐ Ice โโโreal cool, top lip frostbit. ๐๐๐Cause now I write ๐Clark Gable on my cable bill. Bill Cosby๐ด๐ด๐ดon my couch out in Nashville. ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ค๐ค๐คPlum couch met her orange ๐๐on the cornfields.๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ฝ High fructose concentrated purple๐๐๐spill. She was grabbin' โ๐ปโ๐ปโ๐ปon my schlong๐ doing handstands.๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
2554
« on: March 27, 2016, 07:40:16 PM »
IM UNSUBSCRIBING FROM YOU, PAPA!๐ญ๐ โโ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... โโโโ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... โโโโโโโ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... โโโโโโโโโโโ] 99% complete..... ๐ซERROR!๐ซ ๐ฏTrue๐ฏ Papas are irreplaceable ๐I could never unsubscribe from you Papa!๐ Send this to ten other ๐ชPapas๐ช who give you ๐ฆbig tips๐ฆ Or never get called โ๏ธETHANBRADBERRYโ๏ธ againโโ๐ฌ๐ฌโโ If you get 0 Back: no sodie pops for you ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฟ 3 back: you're a goofsterโ๏ธ๐ฆ 5 back: you're Papa's Dunnie๐ฝ๐ผ๐ฆ 10+ back: Papa's in the House!๐๐๐๐๐ฆ๐
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2555
« on: March 27, 2016, 07:39:52 PM »
And Frollo ๐ด๐ปโ๐ฅ gave the ๐ถ child ๐ถ a cruel ๐๐ name A name that means ๐ half-formed ๐, Quasimodo ๐๐๐๐๐๐ Now here is a riddleโโโ to guess if you can ๐ ๐ถ Sing ๐ถ the bells ๐๐ of Notre Dame โ๐ Who is the ๐ฒ monster ๐ฒ and who is the ๐ฑ man ๐ฑโ๏ธ
Sing the bells ๐ bells ๐ bells ๐ bells ๐ Bells ๐ bells ๐ bells ๐ bells ๐ ๐ Bells ๐ of Notre Dame โโ๐๐๐๐
2556
« on: March 27, 2016, 07:39:35 PM »
DONALD TRUMP ๐ฑ๐ป๐ซ IS A GEMINI โ DONโT VOTE FOR A ๐ 2โฃ-FACED ๐ญ ASSHOLE ๐ ๐ผBERNIE SANDERS ๐ด๐ป๐ฏ IS A VIRGO โ๐๐ป VIRGOS ARE ๐ INTELLIGENT ๐๐๐ญ AND โผ DETAIL ORIENTED โ๐ DONโT LET A GEMINI ๐ ๐ซ BE PRESIDENT OF THE ๐บ๐ธ U.S. ๐ดโช๐ต SEND THIS TO 1โฃ0โฃ PEOPLE YOU WANT TO ๐ผ๐ฝ SAVE ๐ FROM GEMINIS ๐๐ก๐ฟ #FEELTHEBERN2K16
2557
« on: March 27, 2016, 07:39:02 PM »
๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ ๐
Today๐
is the ๐ of the ๐๏ธRepublic๐๏ธ. The ๐ of a ๐regime๐ that acquiesces to ๐ซ๐ขdisorder๐ข๐ซ. At thisโ very moment๐๐ in a ๐system๐ far from here, the New Republic lies๐ฃ๐ฏโ ๏ธ to the ๐๐ galaxy๐ ๐ while ๐ต๏ธsecretly๐ต๏ธ supporting the ๐ฟtreachery๐ฟ of the ๐๐rogues๐๐of the ๐ซResistance๐ซ. This ๐ ๐ ๐ fierce๐ ๐ ๐ machine๐ which you have ๐ built๐ช, upon which we๐ฅ๐ฅ stand will bring an ๐ to the Senate, to their ๐๐cherished๐๐ ๐fleet๐. All remaining ๐systems๐ will ๐๐๐๐bow๐๐๐๐ to the First Order๐ and will ๐ญremember๐ญ this as the lastโฐ๐day๐๏ธ๐๏ธ of the ๐๏ธRepublic๐๏ธ! ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ
2558
« on: March 27, 2016, 07:38:19 PM »
Now when I'm very good ๐ถ๐ถ and do what daddy ๐จ๐จ asks... ๐ I'm daddy's ๐จ๐จ little ๐๐ angel! ๐ผ ๐ผ and he gives me facial masks ๐๐๐ but when I'm very bad ๐๐ and answer back in sass... ๐๐ I'm daddy's little ๐๐ devil! ๐ and he has to fuck me ๐ฉ๐ฉ in the ass ๐๐๐๐๐๐
2559
« on: March 27, 2016, 07:37:59 PM »
Hey you ๐
slutty โrope bunnies ๐๐๐. the ๐พEaster bunny๐ is here and he only leaves ๐๐eggs for the sluttiest ๐
๐๐ bunnies๐ on the block๐๐ผ๐๐ผ. so it's time to hop ๐๐พ๐๐พhop ๐๐พ๐๐พhop๐๐พ๐๐พ ๐๐ on that big bunny dick๐๐. but Easter ain't just about sexy rabbits๐๐
๐. it's about the ๐๐ฝgood lord๐๐ฝ 2๏ธโฃ. Easter is the day of the ๐resERECTION๐๐๐ of the original ๐ฉZADDY๐ฉ Jesus Damn Christ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐. Homie JC was ๐ฎ๐ฆtrappedโ๐ซ in a tomb with his big zaddy ERECTION๐๐๐ for 3๏ธโฃ whole days๐๐ without any bitches to fuck๐๐๐ and he still made it through๐๐. send this to 1๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ APOSTLES๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ who believe in the ๐ฅ๐ฅpower of zaddy Christ๐ผ๐ผ!!! get 1๏ธโฃ1๏ธโฃ back and you can be the ๐๐๐Easter bunny's sexy rope bitch๐๐๐. get 3๏ธโฃ back and you'll get hot๐ฅ CUM๐ฆ๐ฆ in your Easter eggs this year๐๐๐. get 0๏ธโฃ back and you'll be trapped in a cave๐ like Jesus without any bitches to fuck๐.
2560
« on: March 27, 2016, 07:35:08 PM »
Someone got friendzoned
no
2561
« on: March 27, 2016, 07:31:22 PM »
vote trump and he will make it real
awoo~
2562
« on: March 27, 2016, 01:49:32 PM »
get an sd card
2563
« on: March 27, 2016, 01:40:14 PM »
sedimentary rock?
2564
« on: March 27, 2016, 01:35:33 PM »
i enjoyed last night with a girl until we found her back windshield smashed in after our date. but now, im waiting to eat and stuffs in a few hours and heading out later
2565
« on: March 27, 2016, 01:22:24 PM »
disgusting.
2566
« on: March 27, 2016, 01:20:30 PM »
i dont do writing, the most ive written was a portion for my astronomy clubs scientific poster for a presentation at the AAS meeting.
2567
« on: March 27, 2016, 11:43:52 AM »
I, too, hold the milky way galaxy in my hands to decide its fate
2568
« on: March 27, 2016, 11:41:19 AM »
Nice, let's start with some nukes
2569
« on: March 27, 2016, 02:34:22 AM »
thanks for sharing
When a night is fucking ruined by some fucking niggers, yea, I'm going to fucking share
2570
« on: March 27, 2016, 02:19:57 AM »
Honestly, this world is fucking shit and the good people take the blunt of "Fuck you" from all the bad people.
Ugh
2571
« on: March 26, 2016, 09:54:36 PM »
why didnt you take me
2572
« on: March 26, 2016, 09:53:57 PM »
Stop cosplaying as Naru too
wat
Being an interstellar fag is your jib
WE ARE ... LINED UP
2573
« on: March 26, 2016, 09:47:33 PM »
Stop cosplaying as Naru too
wat
2574
« on: March 26, 2016, 08:41:40 PM »
tfw cox has no amc becuase FUCK PACKAGES
2575
« on: March 26, 2016, 08:39:26 PM »
The possibility that I could contribute something of value or meaning to the world, even if it's small.
basically what verb said also
2576
« on: March 26, 2016, 08:29:09 PM »
2577
« on: March 26, 2016, 08:21:57 PM »
only ironically
2578
« on: March 26, 2016, 08:16:33 PM »
as an overall drive to "keep going" right now is to search for a better understanding in our place in the universe, but to get there, the challenge / failures / successes i will encounter on the way there is what drives me most. right now, whats driving me is challenge and well, romance.
Do the challenges give you a sense of mastery, once completed? Is romance fulfilling?
well, i like to have a challenge, i know life isnt easy and being able to pull through (even in the slightest bit) makes me feel more alive. ultimately, yea, i guess you could say i get some sort of mastery. about the romance part? well, from what i got now, yea its fulfilling a want i have in life. something i havent experienced for a while.
2579
« on: March 26, 2016, 08:05:12 PM »
as an overall drive to "keep going" right now is to search for a better understanding in our place in the universe, but to get there, the challenge / failures / successes i will encounter on the way there is what drives me most. right now, whats driving me is challenge and well, romance.
2580
« on: March 26, 2016, 07:48:02 PM »
because I can't hold a conversation for shit
iktf
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