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The Flood / Re: Have you ever stolen anything from your family?
« on: August 11, 2014, 06:00:09 PM »
Yeah.. In 6th grade I would always get 2 bucks from my parent's money to buy a delicious frozen drink from school on Fridays. They found out a while later.

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The Flood / Re: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon
« on: August 10, 2014, 08:26:25 PM »
Yes.

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The Flood / Re: >implying this is a topic
« on: August 10, 2014, 08:26:01 PM »
>implying that these >implying topics haven't been overdone.

>IMPLYING

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The Flood / Re: >implying this is a topic
« on: August 10, 2014, 08:21:47 PM »

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The Flood / Re: >implying this is a topic
« on: August 10, 2014, 08:18:17 PM »
I thought it was a thread?

>implying

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The Flood / Re: >implying this is a topic
« on: August 10, 2014, 08:17:58 PM »
that really shiggied by diggies
gives me boners

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The Flood / >implying this is a topic
« on: August 10, 2014, 08:16:14 PM »
>fucking kek

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The Flood / Re: Favorite cut of beef?
« on: August 10, 2014, 01:52:55 AM »
Flank is really good. Love it when my dad makes it at a BBQ.

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The Flood / Re: who's for a Gallery board?
« on: August 10, 2014, 01:51:59 AM »
It'll be dead within a week. Not enough members.

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The Flood / Re: Flood Age Census
« on: August 10, 2014, 01:28:36 AM »
18

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Gaming / Re: Are you going to raid in Destiny?
« on: August 10, 2014, 12:36:35 AM »
#Destiny

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The Flood / Re: You want your mind blown?
« on: August 09, 2014, 10:34:47 PM »
I name my penis My Mind, so yeah.

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The Flood / Re: You daily reminder that Eliot Rodger had a tiny cock.
« on: August 09, 2014, 10:33:29 PM »
Who?

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The Flood / Re: Please enjoy this picture of me and Nic Cage
« on: August 09, 2014, 10:22:03 PM »
Ok, Ashton.

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The Flood / Re: Your Best Troll
« on: August 09, 2014, 09:49:37 PM »
I can't show you my best troll because yoozel deleted it. But I posted a thread in the halo reach forum where I posed as a player who had achromatopsia (aka true colorblindedness) and that I could only see in black and white and shades of gray. I said blue and red looked the same to me, so I often ended up betraying my teammates because I thought they were on the other team. I asked bungie to consider having a playlist for colorblind gamers that had a black team and a white team and call it BLACKS vs WHITES. I made it sound very convincing while subtly implying racial stereotypes. ("If I were on the white team and I saw a black guy stealing my vehicle, I would shoot him down.")

It caused a shit storm that lasted for 17 pages. People who fell for it showed their sympathies and people who saw I was trolling called me a racist. Then the people who felt sorry for me started attacking those who called me a troll. It was absolute chaos. This was in the days where the reach forum was so active, that threads would get pushed down within 5 minutes. But this stayed on the front page for a considerable time. If it got near the bottom, I would change the title to something attention grabbing "I LOVE SUCKING ON ELITE COCKS!" or "EXPLODING MUSLIMS ATTACK REACH!" for about a minute, then change it back.

In terms of replies, it isn't my most successful bait. The "Fee for anybody under 17" thread was far more successful, but it is still my favorite trollbait because of how clever the premise was. *pats self on back*
Make the Blacks vs. Whites thread again, but for Destiny

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The Flood / Re: >be me
« on: August 09, 2014, 09:13:15 PM »
>implying

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The Flood / Re: post the ban that pissed u off the most on b.net
« on: August 09, 2014, 09:03:23 PM »
I'm more pissed that I got banned for necro bumping, but everyone does it now and thy don't get banned, so wtf?

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The Flood / Re: Late Night Chat, anyone?
« on: August 09, 2014, 02:57:54 AM »
I'm having a great time bbys

-drags finger on your chest-

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The Flood / Re: Late Night Chat, anyone?
« on: August 09, 2014, 01:43:14 AM »
I guess..

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The Flood / Re: Let's talk fish
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:55:42 PM »
What do they eat?
They're bottom feeders... Eat waste from other fishies.

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The Flood / Re: I became $35,000 richer today, AMA
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:52:02 PM »
Can I have some?

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The Flood / Re: Flood Community Game -- Town of Salem
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:46:56 PM »
My account name is SoGasaiSuchYuno.

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The Flood / Re: Your edgiest/contraversial opinions?
« on: August 08, 2014, 05:47:17 PM »
Euthanasia should be legal for humans, under their consent of course.

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The Flood / Re: Do you like sushi?
« on: August 08, 2014, 05:45:40 PM »
Gas station sushi.
>implying Britbongs have gas, LOL

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The Flood / Re: Least interesting user in this forum thread.
« on: August 08, 2014, 05:44:58 PM »
Gasai, what a tard.

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The Flood / Re: Let's talk fish
« on: August 08, 2014, 05:42:48 PM »
Tilapia, salmon, stingray are god tier.

Idgaf about what Tilapia eat, that shit is delicious.

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The Flood / Re: Do you like sushi?
« on: August 08, 2014, 05:41:53 PM »
Its disgusting. Though it looks reeeeeally good and  i want to like it.
>weeaboo
>doesn't like sushi

u w0t m80

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The Flood / Re: Do you like sushi?
« on: August 08, 2014, 05:40:35 PM »
No, it tastes like salty piss
diiiiiiiiiiis biiiiiaatch. You must have had some shit sushi then.

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The Flood / Re: Are you happier single, or in a relationship?
« on: August 08, 2014, 05:33:50 PM »
I think I'm happy. I feel empty in general at the moment, but having her does make me happy.

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The Flood / Re: Do you like sushi?
« on: August 08, 2014, 05:32:24 PM »
Fuck yes. That shit is delicious.

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