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1741
« on: June 07, 2016, 08:08:51 PM »
A teen boy, dat self-identifies as a girl, was allowed ta compete up in a girls’ state championships up in Alaska. Da boy, Nattaphon Wangyot, dominated tha competizzle n' will advizzle ta tha finals wit All-State Honors In Hoes Track And Field. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da decision ta let tha hustla, dat is biologically a male, compete up in girls’ game has caused a uproar up in tha hood fo' realz. An organized protest ta prevent teen hoes from competin against hustlas dat is biologically thug has been launched up in response.
1742
« on: June 07, 2016, 08:05:02 PM »
well thats just dumb
1743
« on: June 07, 2016, 08:02:11 PM »
god i fucking hate this thread
1744
« on: June 07, 2016, 05:38:12 PM »
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1745
« on: June 07, 2016, 05:26:44 PM »
if Joeyz humpin yo' leg n' straight-up goin at it, n' you lead his ass ta yo' bunghole, he nuts, you nut, where is tha suffering, biatch? Is Joey bustin up like a biatch up in tha drizzle gnawin his thugged-out lil' paws off or is he just aiiight his schmoooove ass came?
1746
« on: June 07, 2016, 05:24:48 PM »
if Joey's humping your leg and really going at it, and you lead him to your bunghole, he nuts, you nut, where is the suffering? Is Joey crying in the rain gnawing his paws off or is he just happy he came?
1747
« on: June 07, 2016, 05:17:15 PM »
A black hole be a region of spacetime exhibitin such phat gravitationizzle effects dat nothing��"includin particlez n' electromagnetic radiation like fuckin light��"can escape from inside dat shit. Da theory of general relativitizzle predicts dat a sufficiently compact mass can deform spacetime ta form a funky-ass black hole. Da boundary of tha region from which no escape is possible is called tha event horizon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. Although crossin tha event horizizzle has enormous effect on tha fate of tha object crossin it, it appears ta have no locally detectable features. In nuff ways a funky-ass black hole acts like a ideal black body, as it reflects no light. Mo'over, quantum field theory up in curved spacetime predicts dat event horizons emit Hawkin radiation, wit tha same spectrum as a funky-ass black body of a temperature inversely proportionizzle ta its mass. This temperature is on tha order of billionthz of a kelvin fo' black holez of stellar mass, makin it essentially impossible ta observe.
1748
« on: June 07, 2016, 05:13:52 PM »
same
1749
« on: June 07, 2016, 01:39:49 AM »
bruh
1750
« on: June 07, 2016, 01:14:06 AM »
my memes
1751
« on: June 06, 2016, 11:51:56 PM »
same
1752
« on: June 06, 2016, 11:31:15 PM »
aw man i bet music just makes you want to orgasm now, slap on some headphones and indulge!
i cant yet, im gonna get the surgery in a couple months, i just had a taste of what it can be like. funny thing, the hearing aid implant has bluetooth capabilities, so i am able to listen to music without a need for a headset
1753
« on: June 06, 2016, 11:02:35 PM »
What
basically, i cant hear anything almost at all through my right ear because much of the structure of it never developed or failed to develop correctly. i tried on a hearing aid which did something about the bones in my skull to help make the sound vibrations be made to be heard naturally without needing to use my fucked up ear canal and ear drum.
You're fucking adorable. If only I were ten years younger, I'd cry with you.
i never knew how much sound i was missing until i tried on those headphone things ;-;
1754
« on: June 06, 2016, 10:52:58 PM »
What
basically, i cant hear anything almost at all through my right ear because much of the structure of it never developed or failed to develop correctly. i tried on a hearing aid which did something about the bones in my skull to help make the sound vibrations be made to be heard naturally without needing to use my fucked up ear canal and ear drum.
1755
« on: June 06, 2016, 08:22:06 PM »
Getting a girlfriend
Just wait. One of these days she's going to stab you in the back.
cool
Its not. You're going to feel a lot of pain. Nothing but pain.
with that attitude you seem very insecure about how much trust you have in a person
Takes a stab in the back to give you that insecurity in the first place.
move on you fucking faggot
1756
« on: June 06, 2016, 08:20:10 PM »
Getting a girlfriend
Just wait. One of these days she's going to stab you in the back.
cool
Its not. You're going to feel a lot of pain. Nothing but pain.
with that attitude you seem very insecure about how much trust you have in a person
1757
« on: June 06, 2016, 08:15:20 PM »
Getting a girlfriend
Just wait. One of these days she's going to stab you in the back.
cool
1758
« on: June 06, 2016, 08:02:03 PM »
Getting a girlfriend
i'm so glad we're together
Love me babe
1759
« on: June 06, 2016, 08:00:04 PM »
Getting a girlfriend
1760
« on: June 06, 2016, 06:40:09 PM »
Shut up
Make me do so with your penis
1761
« on: June 06, 2016, 06:37:52 PM »
The world never sounded so beautiful and I cried. God I'm a faggot for crying
1762
« on: June 06, 2016, 02:37:13 PM »
great review.
1763
« on: June 06, 2016, 01:13:35 PM »
It's fucking stupid. I hate it when they make the eyebrows, like, blocky at the center. They're supposed to be rounded not blocks
1764
« on: June 06, 2016, 12:41:40 PM »
Faggot
1765
« on: June 06, 2016, 12:13:54 PM »
1 liek ekwals une preyar
1766
« on: June 06, 2016, 12:22:53 AM »
hahaha benis :DDDDDDDDDD
dibcuss >:DDDDDDDDDDDD
1767
« on: June 06, 2016, 12:14:33 AM »
holy god shut the fuck up i wanted to know what happened during the weekend not your life stories.
How about you be happy anyone even posted in this thread?
no
1768
« on: June 06, 2016, 12:03:24 AM »
holy god shut the fuck up i wanted to know what happened during the weekend not your life stories.
1769
« on: June 05, 2016, 11:35:40 PM »
id fuck ariel tbh
1770
« on: June 05, 2016, 11:18:49 PM »
what a shit meme
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