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The Flood / Thread re-railment
« on: October 23, 2014, 02:10:20 PM »
This thread is now about the year 2025 and the future being black.

16502
The Flood / Re: I'm out
« on: October 23, 2014, 01:53:39 PM »
>implying

16503
The Flood / Re: Catzilla is
« on: October 23, 2014, 01:52:06 PM »
Where is Catzilla at?
Playing Tittyfall by his lonesome

16504
Gaming / Re: Halo 4 1080p 60fps
« on: October 23, 2014, 01:44:47 PM »
Polished shit? Looks nice

16505
The Flood / Re: What are you insecure aboot?
« on: October 23, 2014, 01:39:55 PM »
My height
It makes you kawaii

What's your height?

16506
The Flood / Re: Cheat, it's bern great. But later
« on: October 23, 2014, 01:18:31 PM »

16507
Allahu Beetle?

16508
The Flood / Re: Cheat, it's bern great. But later
« on: October 23, 2014, 01:12:47 PM »

16509
The Flood / Re: Everyone be nice to each other thread.
« on: October 23, 2014, 01:04:03 PM »
I hate you all
shut up noodlepuss
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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The Flood / Re: Everyone be nice to each other thread.
« on: October 23, 2014, 12:58:46 PM »
I hate you all

16511
The Flood / Re: Cheat, it's bern great. But later
« on: October 23, 2014, 12:55:52 PM »
Lol this thread

16512
The Flood / Re: I love big booty
« on: October 23, 2014, 12:51:07 PM »
You've gone incoherent

16513
The Flood / Re: You should kill yourselves if...
« on: October 23, 2014, 12:40:49 PM »
PRAISE CAM

16514
The Flood / Re: Morning prayers for Onion Beetle
« on: October 23, 2014, 12:38:29 PM »
Bring him to me. It's time that we had words.
Soon, young walrus

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The Flood / Morning prayers for Onion Beetle
« on: October 23, 2014, 12:19:45 PM »
ALLAHU BEETLE!!

16516
The Flood / Re: Things that make you say "Nope".
« on: October 23, 2014, 01:25:22 AM »
Your mother

16517
The Flood / Re: Looks like I got a fan
« on: October 23, 2014, 01:20:01 AM »

16518
The Flood / Re: Looks like I got a fan
« on: October 23, 2014, 01:08:49 AM »
Send him a dick pic.
I have Kinder's

16519
The Flood / Re: Gasai Dancing
« on: October 23, 2014, 01:08:10 AM »

Look at Gasai dancing like the little niggėr that he is
Reported for being a black person

16520
The Flood / Re: Looks like I got a fan
« on: October 23, 2014, 01:05:42 AM »
Why are people using my avatar?
They are homo sapiens

16521
The Flood / Re: Looks like I got a fan
« on: October 23, 2014, 01:05:17 AM »
express your undying love to him
But.. It's too early bby

16522
The Flood / Looks like I got a fan
« on: October 23, 2014, 01:01:01 AM »


Awesome

16523
The Flood / Our shitpost, who art in Sep7
« on: October 23, 2014, 12:47:57 AM »
Hallow be thy butthurt
Thy Cheat come, thy will be done
On bnet as it is in Sep7
Give us this day our daily Beetle
And forgive us our discussable topics
As we forgive those who shitpost against us.
And lead us not into banned status
But deliver us from Focnr

Allahu Beetle

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The Flood / Re: Daily reminder to pray for
« on: October 23, 2014, 12:11:56 AM »
Sorry, I'm an atheetle. I don't believe in Beetle.
ALLAHU BEETLE

KEEL DA INFADEL

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The Flood / Daily reminder to pray for
« on: October 23, 2014, 12:07:12 AM »
Onion Beetle, I shall remind you people every morning and nighttime.

ALLAHU BEETLE

16526
The Flood / Re: >tactically inserting your mother
« on: October 22, 2014, 11:30:45 PM »

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The Flood / Re: >tactically inserting your mother
« on: October 22, 2014, 11:28:29 PM »
>tactically sucking your own penis
>tactically

16528
The Flood / >tactically inserting your mother
« on: October 22, 2014, 11:23:08 PM »
GIT GUD YOU SKRUB

16529
The Flood / Re: Felicia is
« on: October 22, 2014, 11:16:32 PM »
JESUS frack...
Shes a motherfracking hockey fan.
I see a Montreal Canadiens Jersey....
Someone hold me...
I'm telling Korra

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The Flood / Re: Felicia is
« on: October 22, 2014, 11:06:55 PM »
Well duh.
It's no surprise why I don't like her.
Same..

I want to beat her record, that bitch

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