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The Flood / Re: I like penis in my bumhole
« on: November 10, 2014, 02:35:08 PM »
Homophone

15212
The Flood / Re: What do you think I look like?
« on: November 10, 2014, 10:55:37 AM »
Like Claire

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The Flood / Re: Weeabs or Bronies?
« on: November 10, 2014, 10:55:17 AM »
Weeboobies

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The Flood / Re: Now I have a thread
« on: November 10, 2014, 09:44:29 AM »
MFW You don't sell pan.
Spoiler
Spoiler
Menso.
Can't compete while having Bimbo loaves of bread.
Do you even Gansito?
Chicharrones?
Nigga of course, Tapatio/Valentina and limon added

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The Flood / Re: Now I have a thread
« on: November 10, 2014, 09:39:39 AM »
MFW You don't sell pan.
Spoiler
Spoiler
Menso.
Can't compete while having Bimbo loaves of bread.

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The Flood / Re: Now I have a thread
« on: November 10, 2014, 09:33:19 AM »
>being this much of a mexican
>not eating tacos
>not having a middle-class job
>not being an amputee and asking for money

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The Flood / Re: Now I have a thread
« on: November 10, 2014, 09:30:31 AM »
>being this much of a mexican
>not eating tacos

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The Flood / Re: Now I have a thread
« on: November 10, 2014, 09:28:01 AM »
>Box on wheels
>Not a van

lol
The added mobility helps us move through the lanes in the border.

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The Flood / Now I have a thread
« on: November 10, 2014, 09:24:45 AM »
>2025
>not upgrading your ice cream cart to hold snacks
>other beaners at the border
>competition has cotton candy and pirated CDs
>oh fuck
>desperately clean American's car with dirty towel and cloth
>only get 5 dollars
>see an ice cream cart
>buy it off the police for 5 bucks
>see wires and mold them into hooks
>steal a few drinks from other competitors
>steal a pole full of cotton candy that no one buys
>find a random sombrero
>this isn't even my final form
>get a bag off an F-150
>see a pile of CDs on the ground
>dump said CDs into bag
>mfw I now have a cart for drinks, ice cream, snacks, and shitty CDs
>realize my voice isn't enough to attract attention
>find a store and buy 4 bells
>install them
>now I can live off 10 dollars a day
>mfw


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The Flood / Re: I need to make a thread
« on: November 10, 2014, 08:41:01 AM »

Oh.. I didn't find you the dominatrix type.

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The Flood / Re: I need to make a thread
« on: November 10, 2014, 08:40:37 AM »
How was your morning so far out in Arizona?  Hop any fences today?
Queefsper pls. It's just dessert out here

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The Flood / I need to make a thread
« on: November 10, 2014, 08:30:03 AM »
But I have writer's block.. halp

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The Flood / Re: this is an accurate representation of the flood
« on: November 10, 2014, 07:03:11 AM »
Fuck tapatalk for not showing YouTube videos or links

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The Flood / Re: Mods, Based Love threatend to spam the forum again
« on: November 10, 2014, 06:23:33 AM »
Joke's on him. I have a bunch of Tru's nudes and can spam them first.

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The Flood / Re: eyo bby grls
« on: November 09, 2014, 11:17:40 PM »
Nah, I dun wanna get you sick
pls ;=;

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The Flood / eyo bby grls
« on: November 09, 2014, 10:58:07 PM »

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Why the fuck do all you bean babies all love Japanese weeb shit so much? They don't even like you back.
Since when?

Which part? The part where Mexicans have a thing for anime (fucking Naruto especially) or the part where Japan forgets that Mexico even exists?
Fix'd

Go to Mexico for a week and that's all there fucking is on TV for teens.

Shit really? 10 years ago it was DBZ, they even had fucking DBZ themed restaurants and shit back then.
It's more of a Naruto thing now. Fucking Cartoon Network onnly shows shit like Ben 10 and other crap. If you play Black Ops 2, almost every Mexican has Sharingan eyes or Naruto related crap.

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The Flood / Re: Music thread!
« on: November 09, 2014, 10:47:48 PM »
Spoiler
YouTube
Currently binging on Fullmetal Alchemist and just yes.

Also, use spoilers please!
OMG YOURE BACK?!
Kept you waiting, huh?
Yeah man, where have you been?!
IRL, honestly.
Great to have you here, I was wondering if you'd ever come back.

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The Flood / Re: Top. Fucking. Kek.
« on: November 09, 2014, 10:42:15 PM »
Yiff in hell

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Why the fuck do all you bean babies all love Japanese weeb shit so much? They don't even like you back.
Since when?

Which part? The part where Mexicans have a thing for anime (fucking Naruto especially) or the part where Japan forgets that Mexico even exists?
Fix'd

Go to Mexico for a week and that's all there fucking is on TV for teens.

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The Flood / Re: Music thread!
« on: November 09, 2014, 10:40:24 PM »
Spoiler
YouTube
Currently binging on Fullmetal Alchemist and just yes.

Also, use spoilers please!
OMG YOURE BACK?!
Kept you waiting, huh?
Yeah man, where have you been?!

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The Flood / Re: Lactose free milk tastes better than regular milk
« on: November 09, 2014, 10:10:57 PM »
Almond milk> Everything
Almond ain't even got titties

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The Flood / Re: Riding the short bus is better
« on: November 09, 2014, 10:10:30 PM »
But since you're black, does that mean there are less seats in the rear?
It means you can't go back to your home planet, lizard.

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The Flood / Riding the short bus is better
« on: November 09, 2014, 09:45:16 PM »
Than not breathing

-Greg House

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Why the fuck do all you bean babies all love Japanese weeb shit so much? They don't even like you back.
SHUT UP AND POST SAKURA FISH

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The Flood / Re: This is easily the funniest image I've ever seen
« on: November 09, 2014, 09:17:49 PM »
Nigga wtf

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The Flood / Re: Lactose free milk tastes better than regular milk
« on: November 09, 2014, 09:00:53 PM »



You're weird
What? It's a normal thing. That milk kills my stomach

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The Flood / Re: Lactose free milk tastes better than regular milk
« on: November 09, 2014, 09:00:27 PM »
70% of the human population is lactose intolerant.
I sadly got intolerant in 8th grade

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The Flood / Lactose free milk tastes better than regular milk
« on: November 09, 2014, 08:56:45 PM »
Prove me wrong-chan

Protip, you're a bitch

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