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Septagon / Re: What I'm Working On
« on: July 07, 2015, 10:04:41 PM »
This site is looking more and more like B.Old *tear tear* maybe even better

It's looking great m80

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The Flood / Re: Your reactions to potentially traumatizing situations
« on: July 07, 2015, 09:56:25 PM »
Oh


Oh


Oh


Oh

In that order.
Seems legit.

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The Flood / Re: Say what you want about DeeJ
« on: July 07, 2015, 09:54:34 PM »
Someone experienced with photoshop make the cake into a person tied up and tortured.

Instead of a person, make it a desticle.

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The Flood / Re: The Mantle's Approach vs a bullet train...
« on: July 07, 2015, 09:42:47 PM »
Heavily modified the OP

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The Flood / Re: You know the longest handshake world record?
« on: July 07, 2015, 09:35:28 PM »
Oh joy.

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The Flood / Re: eating healthy this year
« on: July 07, 2015, 09:32:57 PM »
Why a Chihuahua?

Should be a fox.

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The Flood / Re: Your reactions to potentially traumatizing situations
« on: July 07, 2015, 09:31:23 PM »
If we are talking about brain surgery, then that's fine. If not, then in the nicest possible terms - ISIS yourself.
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Mashallah brother, I'm glad you see the villainy of the kuffir. Pity the NSA is going to be watching you after I post this, but takbir care brother.

Lmao, I didn't post it. So rather, wouldn't they be watching you (assuming they already aren't :p)?
Talking to someone who says it is enough to be watched.

And given the number of surprise jihad videos I've watched, allah akbars I've screamed in BF3/4, times I've laughed at plane crashes and have otherwise spoken gibberish arabic on here if I'm not being watched then they are either more or less incompetent than they should be.
Ha!

I wouldn't be surprised if the gov wasn't watching you... as incompetent as they already are.

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The Flood / Re: why does milwaukee have such an awful fucking flag
« on: July 07, 2015, 09:27:04 PM »
I say change the flag to a pair of booty cheeks.

Cause from my understanding, nothing good comes out.

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The Flood / Re: Your reactions to potentially traumatizing situations
« on: July 07, 2015, 09:25:29 PM »
If we are talking about brain surgery, then that's fine. If not, then in the nicest possible terms - ISIS yourself.
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Mashallah brother, I'm glad you see the villainy of the kuffir. Pity the NSA is going to be watching you after I post this, but takbir care brother.

Lmao, I didn't post it. So rather, wouldn't they be watching you (assuming they already aren't :p)?

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The Flood / Re: Your reactions to potentially traumatizing situations
« on: July 07, 2015, 09:14:34 PM »
If we are talking about brain surgery, then that's fine. If not, then in the nicest possible terms - ISIS yourself.
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Your reactions to potentially traumatizing situations
« on: July 07, 2015, 09:08:04 PM »
Your reactions are priceless.

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The Flood / Re: Ultimate Cringe Thread
« on: July 07, 2015, 02:40:41 PM »
now i want to go to Busch Gardens even more.
You should see the comments on her post though xD

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The Flood / Ultimate Cringe Thread
« on: July 07, 2015, 02:17:48 PM »


Here is a thread for you to post the cringiest cringe that you can post.

Go go go!!!

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The Flood / Re: Reactions to theoretical situations
« on: July 07, 2015, 01:56:51 PM »
Added another situation!

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The Flood / Your reactions to potentially traumatizing situations
« on: July 07, 2015, 01:41:25 PM »
What will your reaction be upon seeing the following situation(s):
1-Solonoid and Elegiac performing BDSM
2-Cheat and Mr. Psychologist probing TBlocks
Spoiler

...Anally...
3-Commando and ChallengerX exploring each other

Flood? How do you react? (if you're part of the situation, you can react to it  ;D)

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Surprise situation 4!!: Meta tries to surprise buttsecks you

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The Flood / Re: STOP I'M NOT FAT
« on: July 07, 2015, 01:34:40 PM »
You're not fat, silly.

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You're a fucking 800lb mobility compromised piece of literal lard

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The Flood / Re: The Mantle's Approach vs a bullet train...
« on: July 07, 2015, 12:42:09 PM »
Worst case, couldn't we just fire another train out of our rail gun?
Updated. Also, the train has it's own means of magical propulsion.

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The Flood / Re: What Caliber Is A Bullet Train?
« on: July 07, 2015, 12:31:07 PM »
I say we find out.

By launching one into New York City.

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I have this feeling that...

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Terry was a secret agent man and Billy was actually a soviet spy

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The Flood / The Mantle's Approach vs a bullet train...
« on: July 07, 2015, 11:37:54 AM »
A bored random omniscient being decides that he wants to do something out of the ordinary, incredibly ridiculous, maybe even utterly stupid. But he's curious. He pits the Didact's Mantle's Approach against a bullet train with slight (well... not slight) modifications.

The Bullet Train:
-It has has the composite fastest speed equal to the number of all bullet trains known to exist on earth, even in space due to a BROB induced means of propulsion. At the power of two.
*The train can withstand whatever speed it goes and more.
*Additionally the train is also capable of adjusting it's speed

-It has the length of the High Charity's height, and the diameter of a Covenant CAS-class assault carrier's width.

-Each car on the train has max-calc energy projectors to contend with the MA's weaponry
*The head of the train is also built to virtually dig into anything, however, it slows the train's speed by 80% of it's max speed once it start burrowing into its target thus risking it's rear cars for destruction.
*Each car has four pulse laser style weapons made to stop missile and torpedo type weapons (ballistic and energy). (Note: it has a 20% chance of failing to hit it's target)

-Its hull is at least three times stronger than the strongest known forerunner ship armor calc.
*It also has mid-tier forerunner shields covering each car except the head and rear ones; it has high-tier forerunner shields on the head and rear cars.

Mantle's Approach:
-It's fully equipped
-No on-board forces
-No Ur-Didact, just an AI that acts like the Ur-Didact. It can't hack the bullet train.
-It has Jul Mdama's fleet supporting it

Objective:
-One must destroy the other

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Optional Scenario Separate from the Debate
The Scenario if the Bullet Train loses:
-There are five Bullet Trains vs the Mantle's Approach

The Scenario if the Mantle's Approach loses:
-There are three MA's vs the bullet train

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The Flood / Re: What Caliber Is A Bullet Train?
« on: July 07, 2015, 08:32:36 AM »
A railgun of course!
look 2 posts upwards
*liked that post*

Lol
Oh you already liked it? Then why repeat it lol
Because I posted, saw it, and liked it. Then I just left my post alone.

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The Flood / Re: What Caliber Is A Bullet Train?
« on: July 07, 2015, 08:24:49 AM »

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The Flood / Re: What Caliber Is A Bullet Train?
« on: July 07, 2015, 08:14:24 AM »
A railgun of course!

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It be just the interwebs.

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Of course, watch out for Meta. He's a massively bigoted racist!
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Especially Elegiac too

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The Flood / Re: Remember kids, don't take unexpected jihad too far...
« on: July 07, 2015, 08:10:23 AM »
They should've been standing in a pool of pig's blood.

That would've really got into them.

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Gaming / Re: Halo vs Mass Effect (Goddamnit)
« on: July 06, 2015, 11:59:35 PM »
Video game books are stupid and just a cash grab to get money from cringey neckbeards

But hey, they work and sometimes they're actually interesting.

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The Flood / Re: Write a creepy story using members of the Sep7
« on: July 06, 2015, 11:57:56 PM »
Longface and Vien and Tblocks walked into a bar

And Vien was hard. Tblocks was blocky. And Longface had a grin that literally stretched ear to ear...
Then Rocketman walked in, a freshly mint Holy Bible clutched in his hands and a guitar slung around his shoulder. He slammed the door behind him and exclaimed, "You drunkards are sinners and are damning yourselves to an eternity in Hell if you do not repent for your actions!" Vien swiftly turned around, his rock-hard sangheili cock tipping over a glass mug in the process, and instantly felt his horny sensation vanish as he noticed the hellish color of Rocketman's eyes.
A massive black shadow caste itself behind Rocketman and the creases of his face were darkened. His eyes were bloodshot and borderline glowing red. He roared in the most demonic tone, "May god have mercy..." And thrust a hand up, "On your sooouuullllsssss."

And the building began shuddering and groaning...
All of a sudden, the face of Satan himself appeared all over the dimmed walls, and ghastly apparitions began forming all around the helpless trio. "I'm scared, eh" said the blocky Canadian as he sat quivering in fear. Somehow, Vien's cock managed to maintain its pulsating form, but he was also stricken with fear. However, nothing about Longface budged an inch, not even his wide grin.
Inside, the other occupants heads were violently twitching and screaming noises emanated from them. Vien and his Sangheili cock jumped in fright and soon the trio were running through the backdoor. Rocketman chased, his arms stretching and cracking beyond their normal length. His fingers were like tendrils.
Flesh began forming along the walls and hands reached into the corridors from the walls...

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The Flood / Re: Write a creepy story using members of the Sep7
« on: July 06, 2015, 11:23:54 PM »
Longface and Vien and Tblocks walked into a bar

And Vien was hard. Tblocks was blocky. And Longface had a grin that literally stretched ear to ear...
Then Rocketman walked in, a freshly mint Holy Bible clutched in his hands and a guitar slung around his shoulder. He slammed the door behind him and exclaimed, "You drunkards are sinners and are damning yourselves to an eternity in Hell if you do not repent for your actions!" Vien swiftly turned around, his rock-hard sangheili cock tipping over a glass mug in the process, and instantly felt his horny sensation vanish as he noticed the hellish color of Rocketman's eyes.
A massive black shadow caste itself behind Rocketman and the creases of his face were darkened. His eyes were bloodshot and borderline glowing red. He roared in the most demonic tone, "May god have mercy..." And thrust a hand up, "On your sooouuullllsssss."

And the building began shuddering and groaning...

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The Flood / Re: Write a creepy story using members of the Sep7
« on: July 06, 2015, 10:48:20 PM »
Longface and Vien and Tblocks walked into a bar

And Vien was hard. Tblocks was blocky. And Longface had a grin that literally stretched ear to ear...

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