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Messages - I_IRONMAN_I
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« on: October 14, 2015, 12:25:21 PM »
Soviet Russia.
Seriously, this is the most needlessly complex fucking hypothetical ever.
Which is why its so great!
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« on: October 14, 2015, 09:46:12 AM »
Isn't this the horse fucker?
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« on: October 14, 2015, 09:44:02 AM »
All blades allowed (except OP weapons that can kill all kids, by literally destroying everything else. That's MAD (mutually assured destruction)).
There's also two flamethrowers and a refill tank at the bridge.
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« on: October 14, 2015, 09:40:02 AM »
In this, you may observe, in the page before this...
BetaClass getting asshurt. Congrats Verb.
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« on: October 13, 2015, 11:27:07 PM »
Lol.
....
Wtf?
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« on: October 13, 2015, 11:23:25 PM »
Ass.
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« on: October 13, 2015, 11:20:04 PM »
Das would solo their anuses.
AHS : Hotel spike style?
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« on: October 13, 2015, 11:19:13 PM »
Xeelee win.
Xeeleestomp GG NO RE
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« on: October 13, 2015, 11:17:19 PM »
Lololololololololololololololololoolololollololol olol
*splurt*
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« on: October 13, 2015, 11:15:23 PM »
i have a phobia of blades dear christ why
You get an infinite life bubblyy shields.
Happeh?
yes
does this technically mean that the game inevitably is a draw because i can't kill them but they cant kill me
No. They can still walts into your dome of safety.
Best suggestion is getting with a pack of Sep7ies who are pretty competent.
HOW DOES THAT PROTECT ME FROM BLADES
Yea. If there's flying blades, you're safe. The kids also can't walk in with their blades. But they can still fight you.
Do flechettes count as blades?
If you can stab someone with it, sure. Congrats, you may now get a crossbow and fire them. Loophole yaaah
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« on: October 13, 2015, 11:14:02 PM »
Depends on what part of warhammer we're talking about.
This is The Imperium of Man w/o GEOM vs the Forerunners. No Chaos Gods, no Necrons, no C'Tan, no Tyranids. Just IOM vs Forerunners.
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« on: October 13, 2015, 11:11:22 PM »
i have a phobia of blades dear christ why
You get an infinite life bubblyy shields.
Happeh?
yes
does this technically mean that the game inevitably is a draw because i can't kill them but they cant kill me
No. They can still walts into your dome of safety.
Best suggestion is getting with a pack of Sep7ies who are pretty competent.
HOW DOES THAT PROTECT ME FROM BLADES
Yea. If there's flying blades, you're safe. The kids also can't walk in with their blades. But they can still fight you.
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« on: October 13, 2015, 11:07:09 PM »
i have a phobia of blades dear christ why
You get an infinite life bubblyy shields.
Happeh?
yes
does this technically mean that the game inevitably is a draw because i can't kill them but they cant kill me
No. They can still walts into your dome of safety. Best suggestion is getting with a pack of Sep7ies who are pretty competent.
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« on: October 13, 2015, 11:06:07 PM »
Our best option would be to destroy all teleporter systems and use the supercarrier's massive girth to make Raspberry jam.
There's still Chitlin's on the supercarrier.
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« on: October 13, 2015, 11:04:56 PM »
Oh god wtf?
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« on: October 13, 2015, 11:04:21 PM »
i have a phobia of blades dear christ why
You get an infinite life bubblyy shields. Happeh?
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« on: October 13, 2015, 11:03:20 PM »
A fucking cuckold cunt snuffing dick spiker.
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« on: October 13, 2015, 11:02:19 PM »
I just noticed it was Ironman that made this thread and that he isn't dead.
I never die. I'm just MIA...
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« on: October 13, 2015, 11:00:53 PM »
So like 50 people vs a million armed people?
Um, kids dominate.
There is over a 1000 accounts I believe
Unless we are talking about active members
All accounts have personas with random real weapon choices. Active members choose their own weapons (nothing too OP like the Infinity Gauntlet with all the stones. If you want a Grav Hammer, go for it.)
Ruining the fun huh?
Fine....Raiden's sword.
Well, having the Gauntlet probably would probably equate to "lol I dun broke the flying super ship" and thus creates a defeat for Sep7agon. I guess it'd be MAD (Mutually Assured Destruction), technically.
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« on: October 13, 2015, 10:57:50 PM »
I'll use my penis to penetrate their "defenses."
Hello. Lonepaul.
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« on: October 13, 2015, 10:57:26 PM »
So like 50 people vs a million armed people?
Um, kids dominate.
There is over a 1000 accounts I believe
Unless we are talking about active members
All accounts have personas with random real weapon choices. Active members choose their own weapons (nothing too OP like the Infinity Gauntlet with all the stones. If you want a Grav Hammer, go for it.)
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« on: October 13, 2015, 10:55:22 PM »
Time to bang?
K. Lets bang.
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« on: October 13, 2015, 10:53:12 PM »
Yep. Extreme right? These motherfuckers are out to kill you, like Children of the Corn "I want to fucking murder you." They have a assortment of melee weapons ranging from a brick to a sword.
5% have swords, they're Captains
10% have knives or bats, they're Uppers
25% have knives, sticks, metal bars. They're Lowers
60% have their meaty little fists and a brick per person. They're Pawns.
Captains lead the charge, Uppers coordinate Lowers, Lowers lead the Pawns.
And Sep7agonians can have a melee weapon of their choice. Who will win out in this hellish fight?
Location:
A fleet of 100 Helicarriers with a mega sized 3 km long supercarrier in the center. All ships are connected together through teleporters.
-Sep7agonians spawn on the megacarrier.
-helicarriers controlled by the kids can still board the supercarrier. I suggest you learn to build autoturrets/bowturrets in the corridors.
-Three/Fifths the population is on the super currier.
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« on: October 13, 2015, 10:41:21 PM »
Mmm, moldy.
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« on: October 13, 2015, 10:40:52 PM »
Wouldn't summoning daemons be considered heresy?
Not if the Emperor says it isn't.
But that'd be out of character. But summoning warp monsters means squat when giant hoolahoops are vaporizing life off planets (Halos can be dialed down to fire in a straight line, look at Charum Hakkor). And that was just a test fire. That's the wonderful thing about automated devices. Imagine if the entirety of Onyx (made of said Onyx sentinel) came together as a gargantuan mega sentinel. If a couple dozen merging could vaporize a covenant destroyer, imagine what that'd. Then there's slipspace fuckery.
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« on: October 05, 2015, 01:35:33 AM »
ME, easily. I don't know why this is even up for debate. With all ME races included the UNSC and Covies would be horribly overwhelmed.
>TFW no number of Ass Effect's pea shooters will do sugnifigant dammage to a ship like Mantle's aproach
>TFW a UNSC friggate could tear Harbiger in half with a single shot
>TFW the UNSC is specialized in ROFLSTOMPING larger armies
>TFW losing the relays causes Mass Effect to autolose
>TFW Mass Effect has leadership as efficient as potato batteries
>TFW you coulld literally run over a Sovereign class reaper with a Guardian
>TFW you could literally run over the Citadel and it's fleet with High Charity alone
>TFW you're up against a race who's factories are the sizes of entire gas giant planets or entire solar systems
>TFW the forerunners could just blow up your sun if hey wanted to
>TFW the forerunners could just kill everyone in the galaxy if they wanted
>TFW Neural Physics
>TFW you have the lolQuarians on your side
>TFW your most effective fighting force is a bunch of frogs
>TFW said frogs are going extinct anyway
>TFW you decieded we have to fight together but when your superfleet exited the relay the enemy detonated a nuke on said relay.
>TFW the mass Relay explosion annihilates you and your entire fleet
>TFW any potential survivors are now stranded
>TFW the ME navy flies so close together that they'll ram allied ships if they try to avoid incoming fire
>TFW the ME navy places itself in a position where every missed shot will impact the earth when fighting the reapers
>TFW they fire randomly at the reapers anyway and miss half their shots
>TFW the UNSC Infinity can slipspace surprise! ram all of the ME ships >TFW the Forerunners can take their lowest tier warship and literally beat ME to death with it >TFW the forerunner can turn all reapers into calamari with a squadron of War Sphinx (hell, even just one)
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« on: October 05, 2015, 01:05:55 AM »
ME, easily. I don't know why this is even up for debate. With all ME races included the UNSC and Covies would be horribly overwhelmed.
Tell that to the Aztec when the Spanish rolled over them.
Better tech = a significant advantage
Tell that to Germany when Russia drowned them in hordes of men.
Quantity beats quality, every time.
Germany was also fighting a war on two fronts, so yeah.
The massive ships and men the Covvie and Humans have would easily win I would wager.
Pulse lasers fam
Elaborate pls
Pulse lasers ignore ME ship shields, no?
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« on: October 05, 2015, 01:01:23 AM »
ME, easily. I don't know why this is even up for debate. With all ME races included the UNSC and Covies would be horribly overwhelmed.
Tell that to the Aztec when the Spanish rolled over them.
Better tech = a significant advantage
Tell that to Germany when Russia drowned them in hordes of men.
Quantity beats quality, every time.
Germany was also fighting a war on two fronts, so yeah.
The massive ships and men the Covvie and Humans have would easily win I would wager.
Pulse lasers fam
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« on: October 05, 2015, 12:58:19 AM »
The best ship is friendship.
That's pretty fucking 《GAY》, LC.
He is gay
He was coming on to me
A statement so true.
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« on: October 05, 2015, 12:53:30 AM »
Stick your dick in it. I'm sure it'll run a billion times better then 
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