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The Flood / Re: The American flag.
« on: July 19, 2015, 09:54:37 PM »
Something we agree on.

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The Flood / Re: Best waifu -- Azula vs Elsa vs Lelina
« on: July 19, 2015, 09:52:17 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Best waifu -- Azula vs Elsa vs Lelina
« on: July 19, 2015, 09:43:26 PM »
Hello MadThad.

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The Flood / You are snuck viagra.
« on: July 19, 2015, 09:42:27 PM »
You are snuck Viagra! The great device used to bring old men boners so they can piledrive their literally old ladies.

Well, ah, you kinda got snuck some. By some I mean four pills of that shit. So... Yeah.

How do you deal with it?

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The Flood / Re: You wake up looking as your avatar
« on: July 19, 2015, 07:49:41 PM »
So a forerunner supermegaultraubercomputer.
I hack the world.

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The Flood / Re: A Genuine Miracle has happened!!!
« on: July 19, 2015, 07:47:20 PM »
inb4 it's a miscarriage.
le sheltered never suffered a real loss so I think it's funny to make fun of other people's misery faec
he's got a 5 inch penis, oh he's suffering all right
Wouldn't she be suffering more?

They're talking about you Mr. Narc.

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The Flood / Re: YOU vs five cups of coffee
« on: July 19, 2015, 10:41:20 AM »
Oh, well if there's money, I sign up for twenty-four to one up Das.
oh fuck you mate.

THIRTY SIX!

RiP colon

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The Flood / Re: Exotic pets?
« on: July 19, 2015, 10:11:30 AM »
Alligator Snapping Turtle.


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The Flood / Re: YOU vs five cups of coffee
« on: July 19, 2015, 10:09:58 AM »
Prizes added as bonus. How far would go?
give me the apocalypse, boss. I got this shit.

RIP in peace

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The Flood / Re: YOU vs five cups of coffee
« on: July 19, 2015, 10:08:09 AM »
Prizes added as bonus. How far would go?

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The Flood / YOU vs five cups of coffee
« on: July 19, 2015, 09:48:24 AM »
Jesus, have mercy on these soulz

So, you vs five cups of coffee. Each cup has a tablespoon of laxative added to it. Even though coffee itself is kind of a laxative  :P

Now, at the end of the day are you still standing or slumped over on a toilet presumably dead/near dead?

Survival prize for five cups : $5,000
Bonus prize for eight cups : $50,000
Twelve cup apocalypse : $500,000

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The Flood / Re: Ghost Rider vs. Captain Planet
« on: July 19, 2015, 09:44:17 AM »
Depends on whether or not Nicholas Cage can look into his eyes. I'm sure he can still burn him out despite the guy probably being innocent as fuck.

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The Flood / Re: There's a Neighborhood Pool Party...
« on: July 18, 2015, 03:32:04 PM »
Pool party?

Time to get naked!

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Gaming / Re: Halo vs Mass Effect (Goddamnit)
« on: July 18, 2015, 03:30:54 PM »
The asshurt emanating from this thread was so astronomical that I decided to see to what was going on.

I was not disappointed lmao

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The Flood / Re: Are you ugly? I'll rate you
« on: July 18, 2015, 12:36:21 AM »
Fuck it, i'll post.

Spoiler

Does your family own a casino?

Lol no. Would be cool though.

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Niggeristic niggerism

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Rockband vs girlfriend

If you choose Rockband, then why the hell do you have a girlfriend? Especially when she wants you to go to her place, of all moments.

Fukin lol

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The Flood / Re: Camping
« on: July 17, 2015, 08:52:50 PM »
Outdoorsy stuff > being inside a house all day

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The Flood / Re: How Do You Shave Your Balls?
« on: July 17, 2015, 08:48:55 PM »
Use a survival knife.

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The Flood / Re: Are you ugly? I'll rate you
« on: July 13, 2015, 06:46:50 PM »
I raise you, thread!

HurtfulTurkey must be rated!

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The Flood / Re: So...
« on: July 13, 2015, 06:45:42 PM »
Frictionize him first

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Gaming / Re: Halo vs Mass Effect (Goddamnit)
« on: July 13, 2015, 05:48:59 PM »
Not to mention all the haloverse has to do is nuke a decent number of Relays, and now everyone in Mass effect (who isn't fried by their detonation) is stranded

ME does have another method of ftl, but it is energy draining and overall inefficient.
the most they can go though is a couple solar systems over and back.

Not enough to fight a war.

Which is why I called it inefficient.

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Gaming / Re: Halo vs Mass Effect (Goddamnit)
« on: July 13, 2015, 05:40:56 PM »
Not to mention all the haloverse has to do is nuke a decent number of Relays, and now everyone in Mass effect (who isn't fried by their detonation) is stranded

ME does have another method of ftl, but it is energy draining and overall inefficient.

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Gaming / Re: Halo vs Mass Effect (Goddamnit)
« on: July 13, 2015, 04:23:11 PM »
Mass Effect is hardly more realistic than halo. They just get around the laws of physics with made up elements and space magic. What about that artificial gravity? I see no centrifuge. The mass effect Railguns are nothing compared to a MKII MAC, let alone a MKV MAC. And those are nothing compared to pulse lasers and plasma torpedoes.

If a Supercarrier can take on a relatively decently sized fleet from ME, then several of them can solo the entire thing.

Taken into consideration that two are confirmed to exist (In Ghosts of Onyx and Halo: Reach). Just two would cause more devastation then a reaper could hope to cause. Imma add in the Reaps in a way that they make sense here. To further throw a test.

The Covenant spanned the entire Orion arm. They had certainly more than 2 CSO Class carriers. Hell, there would have been at least a dozen at High Charity/ Unyielding Heirophant alone.
Exactly! Don't forget the battleship that wrecked that one UNSC fleet before going down.

Now imagine what more than one of those could do.

I'm under the assumption that class (The 'sniper' ship) was just as rare as a CSO. They were never seen until that battle.
Though it was one of the first vessels they encountered. So that means that they have enough to toss around.

I'm referring to the one destroyed by the Autumn at Reach. Without Keyes' tactical brilliance, that thing would have utterly devastated the entire UNSC fleet.

That was the Supercruiser I believe.

People are also neglecting to mention the fact that when it comes to space combat the ME universe has no idea what it's doing.

See the final battle of ME3 where their giant ass fleet isn't even aiming and they're shooting randomly in the general direction of the Reapers despite the fact that Earth is right behind them.

Also they're flying so close to each other that they have zero room to maneuver and anyone trying to avoid incoming enemy fire is going to be ramming a friendly ship.

Competence level : ME

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The Flood / Re: I did something I haven't done in the longest time
« on: July 13, 2015, 04:14:52 PM »
Cheerios?

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Gaming / Re: Halo vs Mass Effect (Goddamnit)
« on: July 13, 2015, 04:09:20 PM »
Mass Effect is hardly more realistic than halo. They just get around the laws of physics with made up elements and space magic. What about that artificial gravity? I see no centrifuge. The mass effect Railguns are nothing compared to a MKII MAC, let alone a MKV MAC. And those are nothing compared to pulse lasers and plasma torpedoes.

If a Supercarrier can take on a relatively decently sized fleet from ME, then several of them can solo the entire thing.

Taken into consideration that two are confirmed to exist (In Ghosts of Onyx and Halo: Reach). Just two would cause more devastation then a reaper could hope to cause. Imma add in the Reaps in a way that they make sense here. To further throw a test.

The Covenant spanned the entire Orion arm. They had certainly more than 2 CSO Class carriers. Hell, there would have been at least a dozen at High Charity/ Unyielding Heirophant alone.
Exactly! Don't forget the battleship that wrecked that one UNSC fleet before going down.

Now imagine what more than one of those could do.

I'm under the assumption that class (The 'sniper' ship) was just as rare as a CSO. They were never seen until that battle.
Though it was one of the first vessels they encountered. So that means that they have enough to toss around.

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Gaming / Re: Halo vs Mass Effect (Goddamnit)
« on: July 13, 2015, 03:56:52 PM »
Mass Effect is hardly more realistic than halo. They just get around the laws of physics with made up elements and space magic. What about that artificial gravity? I see no centrifuge. The mass effect Railguns are nothing compared to a MKII MAC, let alone a MKV MAC. And those are nothing compared to pulse lasers and plasma torpedoes.

If a Supercarrier can take on a relatively decently sized fleet from ME, then several of them can solo the entire thing.

Taken into consideration that two are confirmed to exist (In Ghosts of Onyx and Halo: Reach). Just two would cause more devastation then a reaper could hope to cause. Imma add in the Reaps in a way that they make sense here. To further throw a test.

The Covenant spanned the entire Orion arm. They had certainly more than 2 CSO Class carriers. Hell, there would have been at least a dozen at High Charity/ Unyielding Heirophant alone.
Exactly! Don't forget the battleship that wrecked that one UNSC fleet before going down.

Now imagine what more than one of those could do.

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Gaming / Re: Halo vs Mass Effect (Goddamnit)
« on: July 13, 2015, 03:49:43 PM »
Scenario factor added
-Reapers will arrive three months after first contact between ME & Halo

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Gaming / Re: Halo vs Mass Effect (Goddamnit)
« on: July 13, 2015, 03:47:42 PM »
Mass Effect is hardly more realistic than halo. They just get around the laws of physics with made up elements and space magic. What about that artificial gravity? I see no centrifuge. The mass effect Railguns are nothing compared to a MKII MAC, let alone a MKV MAC. And those are nothing compared to pulse lasers and plasma torpedoes.

If a Supercarrier can take on a relatively decently sized fleet from ME, then several of them can solo the entire thing.

Taken into consideration that two are confirmed to exist (In Ghosts of Onyx and Halo: Reach). Just two would cause more devastation then a reaper could hope to cause. Imma add in the Reaps in a way that they make sense here. To further throw a test.

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