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2281
« on: August 01, 2014, 08:21:35 AM »
A for Asshurt.
OP is a neckbeard.
2282
« on: July 31, 2014, 08:22:11 PM »
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, ?Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?? The father, surprised, answers, ?Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman?s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.? ?Onions?? the son asks. ?Yes. You see them and they make you cry.? This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, ?Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?? The mother smiles and says, ?Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it?s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it?s like a Christmas tree.? ?A Christmas tree?? the daughter asks. ?Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.?
2283
« on: July 31, 2014, 08:11:53 PM »
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today!"
2284
« on: July 31, 2014, 08:09:49 PM »
When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give it lemon-aids.
2285
« on: July 31, 2014, 06:43:05 PM »
Come, let me show you to the VIP lounge.
It's funny because there actually is one (sort of).
I had a feeling. I mean, seeing five boards out of four visible ones (Before 'Serious' came along), kinda made me think that there was one.
2286
« on: July 31, 2014, 12:25:04 PM »
This thread is now about the Tunnel Snakes.
Fuk yo Tunel Snacks!
2287
« on: July 31, 2014, 12:14:44 PM »
Maybe it should be called "Offtopic thread" to discourage spam for the sake of spam. Just a suggestion.
Done.
2288
« on: July 31, 2014, 12:13:12 PM »
Me and my friends figured out how to "hack" into the school's network. The system would list each individual computer by name so if we saw people not doing their work i.e. on Facebook or playing League of Legends we would shut off their computer. It also made you put a message to pop up a few seconds before it shut down so we would put like "WELCOME TO THE MATRIX". We were in the same room so watching their reactions was top notch. Then we started doing it to our teacher. Once while she was doing a powerpoint presentation. The IT guys were terrible at the school, that was such a simple security flaw they left in there.
lel
2289
« on: July 31, 2014, 12:06:52 PM »
Yeah, stuff like dildos, or vibrators. Frickin' sex toys.
2290
« on: July 31, 2014, 11:59:54 AM »
ITT : Real life trolls
2291
« on: July 31, 2014, 11:53:02 AM »
Thanks to the fat people thread, I now have ads for plus sized clothing.
lol Don't forget the laser liposuction, or the waffle ads.
2292
« on: July 31, 2014, 11:51:59 AM »
The ads in this thread lol
2293
« on: July 31, 2014, 10:26:24 AM »
You.
fukin hawt bby
Fill me up with your grape juice bby
2294
« on: July 31, 2014, 10:23:45 AM »
You.
2295
« on: July 31, 2014, 10:05:07 AM »
When you feel jittery, this'll be the place for you. Post some delicious spam! 
2296
« on: July 31, 2014, 09:57:53 AM »
?/10
2297
« on: July 31, 2014, 08:24:38 AM »
tldr
Don't you mean. "Can't read... Lol"
2298
« on: July 31, 2014, 01:14:40 AM »
*five finger wake up call*
Hey, Gama, we need you.
2299
« on: July 31, 2014, 01:13:39 AM »
9? Impossibru...
lol, i'll move you up a bit to rank 7.
7 is the lucky number, Sir Gamalot.
Shall I move you down to 117 
Down? More like moving me to a whole other magnitude higher
2300
« on: July 31, 2014, 01:10:21 AM »
9? Impossibru...
lol, i'll move you up a bit to rank 7.
7 is the lucky number, Sir Gamalot.
2301
« on: July 31, 2014, 12:53:01 AM »
 9? Impossibru...
2302
« on: July 30, 2014, 11:47:23 PM »
I've had an experience like that. It's called tripping. How about you Flood?
2303
« on: July 30, 2014, 11:29:11 PM »
CoD > Destiny > BF > every other game > Halo Post that in the #Destiny forums, but with Density in the back.
2304
« on: July 30, 2014, 11:27:52 PM »
2305
« on: July 30, 2014, 11:27:14 PM »
But then it would drive away a lot of people in fear that they'd get banned and fee'd.
2306
« on: July 30, 2014, 10:59:52 PM »
Uh repooted for freaking me the fuck out
omg. liek. I made a moduratur repot me 
2307
« on: July 30, 2014, 10:19:51 PM »
Hey Flood, I- What the fuck?
2308
« on: July 30, 2014, 10:15:37 PM »
Was once fat in middle school, but not to fat though...
Which group of large people are you talking about? The people who can't really help it, or the people who let it happen and don't do anything about it?
2309
« on: July 30, 2014, 09:19:31 PM »
It's getting added in eventually. Themes and aesthetics are a second priority. The main priority is having a completely functional site.
And you have to understand making a theme here is a little more complicated than on ProBoards. It's going to take some hardcore scripting.
I understand.
I was only wondering if it was on the list of things to be added 
It most definitely is. We hope to have multiple interchangeable themes eventually
Sweet!
2310
« on: July 30, 2014, 09:16:46 PM »
It's getting added in eventually. Themes and aesthetics are a second priority. The main priority is having a completely functional site.
And you have to understand making a theme here is a little more complicated than on ProBoards. It's going to take some hardcore scripting.
I understand. I was only wondering if it was on the list of things to be added
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