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« on: August 08, 2014, 02:41:59 PM »
#Engrapadorkabait
2042
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:54:17 AM »
Imagine if you were banned, then this would be appropriate.
That gif! (Sky) My sides! (Another universe)
2043
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:52:48 AM »
I'll try to keep this as brief as possible since you guys have short attention spans. When I took out the trash this morning, I did what I usually did: I lazily tossed the garbage bag into the trash can. This morning, I tossed it a little bit too hard and the garbage can tipped over and bumped against a small tree with a skinny trunk. A beehive fell out of the tree and broke on the driveway. An angry swarm of bees filled the air and I ran back into my house and slammed the door.
Meanwhile, my neighbor was mowing his lawn. Since there was no other living thing in sight, the bees attacked him. Since he was closer to the tool shed than he was to his house, he ran right to it and slammed the door shut.
Unfortunately, he was unaware of the new hornet nest that some hornets built on the ceiling of the shed. When he slammed the door shut, the hornet nest fell off the ceiling and crashed onto the floor. He ran out of the shed and made a bee line for the house, screaming bloody murder as the bees and hornets stung him.
Now, the door closest to him was the cellar door, so he took cover in there and slammed the door shut. Unfortunately, there was another bee hive in wine rack, which he disturbed when he slammed the door shut. To make a long story short, he ran out of the cellar amidst the cloud of bees, hornets, and more bees, and he collapsed and got stung to death.
I learned a huge lesson today: bee nice to your neighbors, and don't bumble about when you take out your trash, watch where you are throwing it.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
2044
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:51:09 AM »
"LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!"
Really deep.
So so deep.
2045
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:50:00 AM »
Is that your controversial/edgy opinion? Because these threads are far from original.
It's supremely edgy.
2046
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:49:36 AM »
What are you doing, Tronny?
2047
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:49:06 AM »
Cunt see the OP.
2048
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:48:29 AM »
My bumps have bumps.
2049
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:37:19 AM »
2050
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:36:17 AM »
Porch day and the likes were used as trolling. I should know, I participated in them. There is a difference between making parody threads and making bandwagon threads. One is used for trolling and the other is not.
That is a very, very thin line, my friend.
2051
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:25:09 AM »
Just punch it... if that doesn't work...
Stick it in her hardware!
2052
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:23:40 AM »
The heroics are taking over D:
Dun wory, Im +1ing u wen I cun.
2053
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:22:51 AM »
For those who drink coffee, what creamer do you use? Do you think your creamer is superior.
For those who don't drink coffee, but instead, tea... what type of tea do you prefer to drink? Do you think it is superior?
OT : Hazelnut creamer master race!
2054
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:17:24 AM »
I'm trying to get some orig. topics. But these faggots keep flushing it down with their 'Honest Opinion of meh' threads.
2055
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:15:18 AM »
OP gave me Type-69 Diabetes with a side of cancer.
2056
« on: August 08, 2014, 09:55:24 AM »
1
2057
« on: August 08, 2014, 09:54:22 AM »
Let's hope the news stations get the right UNSC logo this time.
Yea.  I don't know why they changed the correct symbol...
2058
« on: August 08, 2014, 09:44:07 AM »
You're cool.
+1
2059
« on: August 08, 2014, 09:34:59 AM »
Fucking A, where's originality? This has been done twenty times.
2060
« on: August 08, 2014, 09:33:53 AM »
Nope. Now, record yourself so we can laugh at you.
2061
« on: August 08, 2014, 02:06:56 AM »
Destroy them with fire. Or toilet paper. Or BB guns. Or...
2062
« on: August 08, 2014, 01:46:43 AM »
Every country has their autistic moments.
2063
« on: August 08, 2014, 01:44:28 AM »
Why not really?
I like letting my thought waste flowing through my nervous system, putting it into words, and the pressing "Post". It feels nice. Nice to live life free, yeah?
Thought waste... >shitforbrains
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« on: August 08, 2014, 01:37:14 AM »
It sinks to the bottom of the forum and doesn't give people brain hemorrhages.
Then why make a thread in the first place?
2065
« on: August 08, 2014, 01:33:47 AM »
(._. ) Da fuq.
Spoiler Thank you people :3 No problm bby
2066
« on: August 08, 2014, 01:32:40 AM »
It's like a status quo. Nothing good is added, but nothing bad is added as well. So there is no problem with it, as it does no harm. Unless you'd like to explain how it does harm.
It clogs up the forum and gives people brain hemorrhages.
2067
« on: August 08, 2014, 01:30:28 AM »
So you think Spam is the winner?
Yes. Spam will nuke them both.
2068
« on: August 08, 2014, 01:28:30 AM »
Spam.
2069
« on: August 08, 2014, 01:27:29 AM »
>mfw the same rank for eternity
Nah. You'll wind up a Master Ninja some day.
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« on: August 08, 2014, 01:25:01 AM »
Sadly, no.
I see. That light gray means heroic, which I was a while ago... Gotdownvotedlol
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