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1801
« on: August 11, 2014, 02:35:52 PM »
The only thing I ever did was borrow money from them without asking. And then when I got some more money I'd sneak them back what I owed them.
So, don't know if I'd call that stealing.
Borrowing without asking.
1802
« on: August 11, 2014, 02:09:33 PM »
3 am here in the real world
3 pm here in the real real world.
1803
« on: August 11, 2014, 01:57:07 PM »
(Thanks Slash!)
1804
« on: August 11, 2014, 01:38:39 PM »
ITT : Daydreaming
1805
« on: August 11, 2014, 01:36:45 PM »
Fourteen.
1806
« on: August 11, 2014, 01:08:45 PM »
This thread is literally pointless.
It's so pointless it's invigorating!
1807
« on: August 11, 2014, 11:55:10 AM »
Thought it was a modern pic, but clearly, I'm wrong by the spoiler :S
That's crazy amazing.
1808
« on: August 11, 2014, 11:25:35 AM »
Bungie.net; the place where you can get banned for saying "nigger," but people can post gay porn and have it stay on the front page for days.
Don't forget general porn and rule 34. TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!!!
1809
« on: August 11, 2014, 11:23:31 AM »
Kiyo, BetaClass, and Cummz Occifer would all murder each other...
Well Beta and Cummz would team up. Kiyo would assassinate them...
All I'm going to say is that the colony will cease to exist very quickly.
1810
« on: August 11, 2014, 11:20:32 AM »
Filthy Peasant here.
1811
« on: August 11, 2014, 02:55:20 AM »
John, A.K.A., Master Chief, A.K.A. Spartan 117 is a military trained super soldier. He has been training since he was a young'un to be the ultimate fighting and killing machine. His bones are virtually unbreakable, his muscles are many times stronger than the average man, and his reflexes are near unmatched. He also has a major advantage in his MJOLNIR armor, a system so advanced that normal people can't even use it without pulverizing themselves to a pulp. He can take on whole armies against impossible odds and still come out on top.
Batman is Batman. End of story. He can simply apply bat-antichief-spray and win.
But Chief has luck, aka plot armor... What if they're related? Batman is Chief's great-great-great(-great)Grandpa.
1812
« on: August 11, 2014, 02:45:37 AM »
chuck norris is dumb
Could always switch it out with Keanu Reeves instead. Dude's immortal.
1813
« on: August 11, 2014, 02:33:17 AM »
Lol, still a newbie.
Need a few more posts.
1814
« on: August 11, 2014, 02:31:55 AM »
Master Chief = Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris = Batman
Therefore, Master Chief is Batman and vice versa.
1815
« on: August 11, 2014, 02:08:20 AM »
No thanks, I do not like spam.
1816
« on: August 11, 2014, 02:03:23 AM »
I attempted a search for these, but did not find them with the search function. Might I have a link for source material?
They're here. First page.
1817
« on: August 11, 2014, 02:01:08 AM »
Yeah, I need to get off these clothes and into some armor.
There was an armory set up a few blocks away. There should be cloths and armor and whatnot. But with an armory, there's soldiers. *Can a mod lock this? Everyone's going into nap-mode*
1818
« on: August 11, 2014, 01:57:37 AM »
You'd have to make a strict format for people to go by. People here tend to get really disorganized and messy on these.
Take my thread for example.
1819
« on: August 11, 2014, 01:54:46 AM »
*Hears Stark's voice"
We're here!!
*I jump down, slowing my descent with my repulsors. They flicker, as the suit is damaged slightly. The helmet retracts.* Christ, you took the whole damn tunnel down. Good to see you guys. *Sounds of Sparrows speeding by.* We need to get moving. The battle's moving in, albeit slowly. It's intense, too.
1820
« on: August 11, 2014, 01:49:21 AM »
*I get up, pushing a slate of concrete off myself. I can hear gunfire and the screams of Bungie civilians in the distance. The battle is in the outskirts and is moving. No word in space, only transmissions about the Traveler.*
*I look up and see some pieces of... Three SMACs falling through the atmosphere, leaving a forth operational. I look around and see what looks to be an imploded tunnel.*
*I run to the edge and shout;*
TBlocks! Korra! Kush! You guys down there!?
1821
« on: August 11, 2014, 01:41:09 AM »
*Still, there is like almost no pacing. SMACs are powerful and stuff and some were already blown up with no casualties.*
( :c I could say that Desticle fleet is dragging MAC emplacements. It was a sneak attack anyways...)
1822
« on: August 11, 2014, 01:38:44 AM »
*Is flying with a roflcopter squadron when jets fly in and start firing on us*
*I break off and am struck by a ModMissile and crash near TBlocks and crew*
1823
« on: August 11, 2014, 01:35:28 AM »
(Well considered this wasn't really organized and done all on the fly...I don't really care. I'm just bored.)
(I'll try to do another one with more organization when the Gallery is put up.) *Then its not going to be much fun seeing how everybody is blowing through the enemy with little resistance. While me and TBlocks are kinda taking it slow planet side, you guys are already done with the space fight.  *
(Space fight's not over :p)
1824
« on: August 11, 2014, 01:30:57 AM »
*is it me or is this battle going way too fast? I just started a recon mission and then everything went full out war.*
*Ehhh... Yeah kinda. I'm thinking Battle : LA style now. There's more than meets the eye that's gonna happen. Shit's gonna hit the fan.*
1825
« on: August 11, 2014, 01:28:24 AM »
Lolparody
1826
« on: August 11, 2014, 01:27:15 AM »
*swings banhammer like a mad man*
"Get rekt"
*blows the shit to Sovngarde"
*#Shrekt station rekts its way through the atmosphere, smashing into Manhattan. It also unloads surviving Korrafic #Offtopites.* Bungie Fleet heading to your fleet starboard side Soporific! It's got the Traveler with them! *ALLCOMMs* Shields down! To war! *Suits up*
1827
« on: August 11, 2014, 01:21:51 AM »
h3lo, I r stoopid
Glorious.
The path is clear. My warriors are boarding their craft.
I await your further command.
Good! Soporific, fire on that station! Nuka, when the shields drop, I'll need you to get into the tower topside. Beware, this is dangerous.
1828
« on: August 11, 2014, 01:18:23 AM »
Students?
How old are you?
Apparently she's college aged. So I assume he's the same.
1829
« on: August 11, 2014, 01:12:00 AM »
*static*
Commander. An antimatter charge is being deployed by one of my stealth ships. As of now they are still unaware of my presence. On your command I shall blow up their cannons in glorious holy light.
Shred them!
1830
« on: August 11, 2014, 01:00:43 AM »
and is like "lol i know this girl from school/work/my buddy's sister"? And of course you read it and think "yeah right, buddy. Keep telling yourself that."
Well, turns out that, thanks to my friend's little brother, I am now aware of a porno that one of my former students did when she went to college.
lol
and before you ask - no, I wont be sharing it with you.
Not even by PM?
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