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The Flood / Re: Ebola Watchlist/Newstistic Thread
« on: August 23, 2014, 11:58:31 AM »
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Briton living in Sierra Leone contracts Ebola virus - Aug. 23, 2014
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>http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ebola-brit-tests-positive-deadly-4096038
>http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-28914614
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2732679/BREAKING-NEWS-Briton-living-Sierra-Leone-tests-positive-Ebola-assessed-doctors.html
>http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/uk/briton-tests-positive-for-ebola-30530873.html
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A Brit living in Sierra Leone has tested positive for Ebola, the Department of Health has confirmed.

The individual, who is the first British person to test positive for the deadly virus , is currently being assessed by medical experts "to ensure that appropriate care is delivered".

Consular assistance is being provided.

Professor John Watson, deputy chief medical officer, said: "The overall risk to the public in the UK continues to be very low. Medical experts are currently assessing the situation in Sierra Leone to ensure that appropriate care is provided.

"We have robust, well-developed and well-tested NHS systems for managing unusual infectious diseases when they arise, supported by a wide range of experts."

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ebola-brit-tests-positive-deadly-4096038#ixzz3BEdhSYNU
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Septagon / Re: Official Sep7agon Ranks
« on: August 23, 2014, 11:53:06 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Spiders are bros, yo.
« on: August 23, 2014, 11:51:46 AM »
Africa huh? Which part did you go to? Northern, Southern, Eastern, Western, or Central?

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The Flood / Re: There's some thumping around my house.
« on: August 23, 2014, 11:47:18 AM »
This. Take of all your clothes and walk outside, furiously masturbating and exclaiming how you'd love to come across a dangerous stranger to help you get off. In all likelihood, this will scare away whatever intruder there might be.

Brilliant!

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If all the lights are out, get a lamp and hide in the darkness near the footsteps. When the intruder appears and crosses you, beat him repeatedly until he is unconscious or dead. Preferably unconscious, though.

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The Flood / Re: Ebola Watchlist/Newstistic Thread
« on: August 23, 2014, 11:39:48 AM »
Well shit.....
Suspected patients all over the World.

Eh, the ones in the US were cleared, no Ebola. Vietnam Nigerians were cleared, a seafarer was cleared, the Irish dead guy was cleared to have no Ebola. I think this Montreal guy and perhaps someone else are the only suspects at the moment.

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The Flood / Re: Spiders are bros, yo.
« on: August 23, 2014, 11:35:43 AM »
Spiders are cool and all until you look up to discover this sitting not even 10 inches from your face on a toilet wall as you're shitting your guts out and dying from food poisoning in Africa.

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Wait, what?

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The Flood / Re: Ebola Watchlist/Newstistic Thread
« on: August 23, 2014, 11:32:33 AM »
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Patient at Montreal hospital showing signs of often deadly Ebola virus - Aug. 23, 2014
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>http://www.cjad.com/cjad-news/2014/08/23/patient-at-montreal-hospital-showing-signs-of-often-deadly-ebola-virus
>http://globalnews.ca/news/1523364/montreal-patient-placed-in-isolation-is-being-tested-for-ebola-virus/
>http://www.ctvnews.ca/health/montreal-patient-tested-for-ebola-after-return-from-west-africa-1.1972853
>http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/sunnews/canada/archives/2014/08/20140823-121530.html

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A patient has been placed in isolation at a Montreal hospital after showing symptoms consistent with the often deadly Ebola virus.

The director of infectious diseases at Maisonneuve-Rosemont Hospital says the man recently returned from Guinea, one of the West African countries hit by an outbreak of the virus.

Dr. Karl Weiss says test samples have been sent to the National Microbiology Laboratory in Winnipeg.

Weiss ads the hospital has followed a strict protocol and other patients are not at risk.

Earlier this month, a patient at a hospital in Brampton, Ont. was also placed in isolation over fear the person had contracted the virus, but ended up testing negative.

More than 1,400 people have died so far in the largest Ebola outbreak on record.
Well, looks like it's another suspect patient.

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Your right, this place is better than #Offshopic.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 23, 2014, 11:14:26 AM »
>talks all big about "racism"
>has no problem being an offensive degenerate to gays

FUCKING LOOOOOOL, you're a sad, sad patetic low-life. huh?

U w0t? You two need to calm down.

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Septagon / Re: Official Sep7agon Ranks
« on: August 23, 2014, 11:07:15 AM »

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It's feeling like 1984.

Blame the Democraps.

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The Flood / Re: Ebola Watchlist/Newstistic Thread
« on: August 23, 2014, 10:56:27 AM »
Thank the lord.....
 :o

Actually, I don't know if they're throwing old news out or if there's a new guy showing Ebola symptoms... I'll look further into it.

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The Flood / Re: Shitposters are bros, yo
« on: August 23, 2014, 10:47:51 AM »
Shit Latin OP is quite shitty.

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Seriously, for this manner of these things, of things they want to hang out in all his work. Eating bugs and shit? Fuck Yeah! Eating spiders that I know of others? Time, too, yeah!
There are also neat to watch as they do it a hell of webs. Now I'm up to four. Soon, I will host an open consul at 400 to lead a life.


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They're American, you expect them to be civilised?

I could speak the same for Britbongs, all stabby and whatnot.

I don't like these police, though. They're getting way too... 1984ish, all militarized and crap.

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The Flood / Re: Ebola Watchlist/Newstistic Thread
« on: August 23, 2014, 10:41:31 AM »
Hey TBlocks, there's a dude being tested in Montreal.

Redacted, it's old news. He's negative for Ebola.

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News / Re: Nameplate Tie-Breaker
« on: August 23, 2014, 10:26:38 AM »
I was rooting for Tribal as well. :(

Well... you are admin...

And you have the power to bestow this to say... your staff... if you want. If your generous enough, you could give it to everyone...

:D

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The Flood / Re: waifu master is the alpha and the omega
« on: August 23, 2014, 10:18:18 AM »
why are you so angry

He's the epitome of rage.

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The Flood / Re: Spiders are bros, yo.
« on: August 23, 2014, 10:11:26 AM »
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I get visited by these guys pretty often. I never notice them until one waltzes casually on my arm/neck/body in general.

Granddaddy long legs!

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The Flood / Re: Who's your waifu?
« on: August 23, 2014, 01:34:34 AM »
inb4betaswithoutwaifus

lolno MadThad0890. Go away.

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He lives in Britbongistan.
If her place gets bombed/invaded, I'm fine. Anywhere else, I won't be happy.

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Only saying this because I live in America and she wouldn't care if it got invaded :P

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Wouldn't that help eradicate the disease? I mean if they're all dead... oh wait that's not how wars work, all the people leave and move to a new place. Well genocide sort of goes hand in hand with war when it comes to Africa so maybe it would be okay after all.
Unless these get diseased from getting Ebolafied blood or crap on them. Alongside people running away. Now you've got previous victims running to other countries as refugees and soldiers going home and staying behind to also spread the disease. Before WHO knows it, there's thousands of new cases within a week.

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The Flood / Re: Shock Image! (Beware)
« on: August 23, 2014, 01:21:44 AM »
Gotta admit, that isopod looks cuter than kinder, if you can really, in some twisted way, find him cute at all.

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The Flood / Re: So Bungie acutally accepted the ALS challenge. .
« on: August 23, 2014, 01:04:18 AM »
Well done Bungie. You made me laugh.



That clapping. It just eviscerated my sides.

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Admitted, I'd worry if Africa, specifically West Africa, were invaded. That'll just make the Ebola shit worse.

Any time where there's not an Ebolapocalypse, I won't care.

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The Flood / Re: The >implcations are high in this forum
« on: August 23, 2014, 12:55:03 AM »
Keep doing >Implications.

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The Flood / Re: Shock Image! (Beware)
« on: August 23, 2014, 12:52:09 AM »
Giant isopod...

I want to keep one as a pet.

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The Flood / Re: I'm scared...
« on: August 22, 2014, 10:34:05 PM »
Finish it. I want to see it, and then I want you to make it a creepypasta.

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The Flood / Re: Hey, calling all faggots
« on: August 22, 2014, 10:32:32 PM »
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You've successfully given everyone a reason to like foxes.

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