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« on: October 27, 2015, 09:30:05 AM »
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/612675/animal-abuse-Natalia-Alexei-Vasili-Perm-Russia-murderSo this psychotic bitch stabbed her boyfriend to death for throwing her oh so beloved cat at a wall in frustration. Frustration being unable to get a TV working for three or so days. But the best part, look at that delicious comment section full of crazy cat ladies. It needs some special attention, because psycho bitches are living it up there. would you stab someone if they did this to your baby? Cuz most pet owners that i know their animals are family. Maybe noy killed but he certainly deserved SOMETHING! defenseless cat today,defenseless woman tomorrow How do these people function in society? Man threw cat at wall, murder him. But plz dun poonish meh, because he desurvd et.
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« on: October 15, 2015, 05:37:03 PM »
When your passenger and your mom's driving and she thinks its a good idea to hit the gas pedal when the car ahead moves during heavy traffic.
I swear to god, it also annoying as shit and swear it'll give me a stroke.
How about about you guys?
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« on: October 13, 2015, 10:53:12 PM »
Yep. Extreme right? These motherfuckers are out to kill you, like Children of the Corn "I want to fucking murder you." They have a assortment of melee weapons ranging from a brick to a sword.
5% have swords, they're Captains
10% have knives or bats, they're Uppers
25% have knives, sticks, metal bars. They're Lowers
60% have their meaty little fists and a brick per person. They're Pawns.
Captains lead the charge, Uppers coordinate Lowers, Lowers lead the Pawns.
And Sep7agonians can have a melee weapon of their choice. Who will win out in this hellish fight?
Location:
A fleet of 100 Helicarriers with a mega sized 3 km long supercarrier in the center. All ships are connected together through teleporters.
-Sep7agonians spawn on the megacarrier.
-helicarriers controlled by the kids can still board the supercarrier. I suggest you learn to build autoturrets/bowturrets in the corridors.
-Three/Fifths the population is on the super currier.
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« on: October 04, 2015, 06:25:16 PM »
That's right. Two rather large dogs fighting to the death.
Who wins in this fight for the galaxy???
Both empires are at their peak.
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« on: July 31, 2015, 12:03:38 AM »
Who was infected by the floodcursors (halo BOOKS)
Say that that super saiyan is unleashed into the DBZ universe with the power of the silentium flood tied to it.
What happens to DBZ then?
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« on: July 24, 2015, 04:48:13 PM »
 Look at 'em sonn
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« on: July 23, 2015, 10:01:00 AM »
You know who the best people to piss off are? SJWs, femininazis, and more. I mean for fuck's sake, Gavin McInnes has got to be one of the best trolls out there. It doesn't even stop there... I wish I could wind up on a bus with this sort of hysterical thing. Post some great examples of people getting trolled and pissed off.
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« on: July 23, 2015, 07:30:39 AM »
A Sep7agonian News Station?
What'd it look like?
What if it had a weather station? How'd that look?
I have my answer.
Dank memes everywhere. All day, er' day.
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« on: July 21, 2015, 09:33:37 PM »
So I'm using mobile and the little Sep7agon symbol at the top left of the screen was an illuminati symbol. Anyone else see this?
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« on: July 21, 2015, 07:36:55 PM »
Call it the butthurt challenge. Post somewhat offensive material. Put it in spoilers as a warning, if you wish.
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« on: July 19, 2015, 09:42:27 PM »
You are snuck Viagra! The great device used to bring old men boners so they can piledrive their literally old ladies.
Well, ah, you kinda got snuck some. By some I mean four pills of that shit. So... Yeah.
How do you deal with it?
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« on: July 19, 2015, 09:48:24 AM »
Jesus, have mercy on these soulz So, you vs five cups of coffee. Each cup has a tablespoon of laxative added to it. Even though coffee itself is kind of a laxative  Now, at the end of the day are you still standing or slumped over on a toilet presumably dead/near dead? Survival prize for five cups : $5,000 Bonus prize for eight cups : $50,000 Twelve cup apocalypse : $500,000
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« on: July 12, 2015, 06:57:50 PM »
A conglomeration of Eldritch monsters is formed to destroy humanity. As follows:
Ants : Army ants, leafcutter ants, fire ants
Bees : Honey bees, bumblebees, solitary bees
Wasps : Paper wasps, mud daubers, tarantula killing wasps, yellow jackets
Hornets : Japanese Hornets
These are the forces of the invertebrate army. They're competent and will use their ability to where they'd make since.
Could these beasts defeat humanity?
"NO NUKES ALLOWED" nukes = insect victory
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« on: July 12, 2015, 04:13:16 PM »
I've drank Fireball Whiskey, Apple Pie Moonshine, Long Hammer, Blue Moon, Yuengling, some sorta wine on new year's, Mike's Hard Lemonade, Bud light, "Rum n' Coke," and probably other ones if I could recall their names.
What alcohols have you drank in your life's history Flood?
Bonus Q, what's your favorite alcoholic beverage?
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« on: July 10, 2015, 03:17:26 PM »
Typing from my casket lol. Imma make sure I haunt you fuckers ❤
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« on: July 10, 2015, 09:31:12 AM »
Actually, fuck Waldo.
Where the hell is Lemon???
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« on: July 10, 2015, 01:53:22 AM »
 Because its so fucking bright. I go to look at Solonoid's b.net post and my eyeballs damn near caught fire. How do you guys feel about websites with solar incinerator white themes??
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« on: July 08, 2015, 12:30:28 PM »
Who will win?  OOORRR  Debate! (This debate includes staffers and members as well as other parts of the sites, like Disembodied Soul)
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« on: July 07, 2015, 11:53:45 PM »
Don't make it complex just yet. Make it something simple under the name of Sep7agon. The you could work your way up the gaming spectrum.
It'd be awesome. Think about it...
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« on: July 07, 2015, 02:17:48 PM »
 Here is a thread for you to post the cringiest cringe that you can post. Go go go!!!
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« on: July 07, 2015, 01:41:25 PM »
What will your reaction be upon seeing the following situation(s): 1-Solonoid and Elegiac performing BDSM 2-Cheat and Mr. Psychologist probing TBlocks Spoiler  ...Anally... 3-Commando and ChallengerX exploring each other Flood? How do you react? (if you're part of the situation, you can react to it  ) Surprise situation 4!!: Meta tries to surprise buttsecks you
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« on: July 07, 2015, 11:37:54 AM »
A bored random omniscient being decides that he wants to do something out of the ordinary, incredibly ridiculous, maybe even utterly stupid. But he's curious. He pits the Didact's Mantle's Approach against a bullet train with slight (well... not slight) modifications. The Bullet Train: -It has has the composite fastest speed equal to the number of all bullet trains known to exist on earth, even in space due to a BROB induced means of propulsion. At the power of two. *The train can withstand whatever speed it goes and more. *Additionally the train is also capable of adjusting it's speed -It has the length of the High Charity's height, and the diameter of a Covenant CAS-class assault carrier's width. -Each car on the train has max-calc energy projectors to contend with the MA's weaponry *The head of the train is also built to virtually dig into anything, however, it slows the train's speed by 80% of it's max speed once it start burrowing into its target thus risking it's rear cars for destruction. *Each car has four pulse laser style weapons made to stop missile and torpedo type weapons (ballistic and energy). (Note: it has a 20% chance of failing to hit it's target) -Its hull is at least three times stronger than the strongest known forerunner ship armor calc. *It also has mid-tier forerunner shields covering each car except the head and rear ones; it has high-tier forerunner shields on the head and rear cars. Mantle's Approach: - It's fully equipped-No on-board forces -No Ur-Didact, just an AI that acts like the Ur-Didact. It can't hack the bullet train. -It has Jul Mdama's fleet supporting it Objective: -One must destroy the other ——————————————--
Optional Scenario Separate from the Debate
The Scenario if the Bullet Train loses: -There are five Bullet Trains vs the Mantle's ApproachThe Scenario if the Mantle's Approach loses: -There are three MA's vs the bullet train
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« on: July 06, 2015, 10:36:49 PM »
Alright bros. Write a creepy story. Rule is, your story must connect to one before it. First post is the starter. Now do they have to perfectly connect?? Hell no. You can make it subtle. It only has to be one, meaning that multiple storylines will branch off from one another. It'll be interesting. I CHALLENGE YOU! Spoiler Lets see how fucked up things will get. It could get AHS like, or worse. Rules: -Connecting stories -Use members of the Sep7agon as characters
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« on: July 06, 2015, 10:09:26 PM »
Random Nigra: Goddamnit Ironman, way to fuck up the balance. Now there's gonna be a shitfest.
Iron: Lol bring on the shitfest! Yes! The two that shouldn't be versed are being versed. I, the necromancer of vs threads, shall raise this long debated corpse back up. Now, there are rules here. Rules: -no Precursors/Floodcursors/Flood, no Forerunners, no Protheans, no Leviathans Post-War UNSC, Pre-War Covenant, and Halo 4/5 Prometheans machines(No Dildact) vs All of the allowed mass effect races at their height. Setting: Omniscient being decides to create fuckery, so he combines both universes in a way that the fight can sensibly take place. DEBATE!-rules Mid-Calcs for Halo (aka not low or high calcs, but in-between) Additional!!!! -Reapers will arrive three months after first contact between ME & Halo
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« on: July 06, 2015, 06:42:40 PM »
Relevant. That is all I will say. This deer got fucked up.
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« on: July 06, 2015, 05:18:56 PM »
Are now weapons to fight five of these:  Them: -they're pissed -they want to kill you How do you fair against the five of them?
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« on: June 29, 2015, 09:35:05 PM »
I love fucking Che- I mean, I fucking love Cheerios! How about you guys? Don't y'all loove the rough texture in your mouth? The white milk sliding down your throat?
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« on: June 28, 2015, 11:34:33 AM »
This is what you do. You take two pictures:   And you make a collage comparing the two. Then you post it on FB on say... CNN or MSNBC's page and BOOM! You have pissed off a grand majority of people. Congrats, troll! Enjoy the chaos that may ensue. Spoiler If you do this, I will not be held responsible for your actions lmao.
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« on: June 28, 2015, 09:43:52 AM »
With most of the people on my friend's list being ignorant/delusional about the idea of the Confederate battle flag... I wonder what'd happen if a made a translucent Confederate battle flag over my Facebook profile pic.
How're you guys handling the flood of rainbows on your screens?
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« on: January 18, 2015, 09:27:45 AM »
Because I do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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