In NC, yes. Our fucktarded governor and his boys are cutting from the education system nonstop, and we're losing a lot of good teachers and important programs.

Well, they do need money to appease/bribe the various corporations and Defense Industry who lord over all of us Americans, right?

More responsible than the Democrats, yes. But both parties have political visions for the US Education system.

Last night when I was in the hallway, I saw some fat guy in the bathroom, so I wanted to run in and say hi. I went under the door and rushed him because hey, why the fuck not.

So for some reason, he did a few matrix style acrobatics to leap into the bath .-.
(He hadn't actually... 'gone' if you catch the meaning.)

So that fat guy stayed out of the room and didn't come back for the rest of the night because he didn't seem to like me. So I went under the toilet.

BUT TONIGHT, DEFEAT IS MINE

I was taking a nap on the radiator, minding my own business, when he hit me with a flyswatter, my innards were splattered all over the radiator, and he finished me off when I was dying on the floor by dumping me into the loo. He murdered me as if it were personal, and I just wanted to be his friend.

So yeah, I was splattered and then dumped down the toilet.

Defeat is mine, and now I'm in some stinky British sewer.

OP

Lol. Scottish Independence. Maybe I should read that when I'm drunk sometime.

United States. They've had it coming for decades.

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So #3?

I sort of implied it..

hybrid baby

0.o

Anyways, good for you for taking Kinder's place as Noelle's boyfriend. :^)

Aw man, opening and closing spoiler mountains could totally become the next  times competitive cup stacking!

Oh god, that's such a retarded "sport". I can almost be sure that the idea came from some guy who was either incredibly drunk or extremely stoned.

1. I've been so drunk that I fell down the stairs
2. I've never been outside the US
3. I've had my name legally changed

All of those are true, and what's false is me giving a shit about what you just said.

It's called "Spoiler Mountains"

How it works, is you have a Spoiler. That spoiler expands into 4 spoilers. Those 4 spoilers expand into a thing of 1 spoiler, one of 2, one of 3, and one of 4 spoilers. And you make edgy spoiler combinations and you can have a fun spoiler game, which cannot be spoiled. There will be a hidden prize somewhere in the spoiler mountain thoughThis game will make people laugh. And it will make people cry. Here's a demonstration of Spoiler Mountains. Make your own edgy Spoiler Mountain. :^)


And if you (moderators) wanna lock this thread, just play my game, and my answers will be in the Mountain.

Yes, I'm bisexual.

<insert generic Republican comment bashing Meta for not being a straight, white, Christian, American male>

Not going to happen. Retards like Brad Pitt set up some stupid propaganda campaign about how only the people who stayed are true flood and if you leave you're a "traitor".  With all the noticeable users gone they're trying to use it as an opportunity to get the e-fame they've always desired.

You might get a couple, but most of the ones left that use b.lind exclusively probably aren't going to budge.

Pretty retarded. That place is like 80% Desticles. Desticles who came within the past year.

Which is why I had a agent plant a bomb on your Vertibird and now that you were evacuated to it, it'll detonate in

3.....2.....*boom*

by-bye mr. president

I don't have a vertibird. They're all gone, remember? I blew them all up. :^)

*shoots op*

Well, that was easier than expected

Sorry, my Secret Service Agent blocked that shot. You're kind of a criminal now..