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The Flood / Re: Soldiers of The Galactic Empire, report!
« on: August 23, 2014, 12:51:41 PM »
Smi is amazing, what is your problem with her?
She seems like a snobby, egotistical Gamur Gurl. And she hasn't exactly done much to challenge my opinion on that. :P

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The Flood / Re: Soldiers of The Galactic Empire, report!
« on: August 23, 2014, 12:48:35 PM »
I despise both of them.
Lifts Her Tail is pretty bad as well in the way of attention whoring. But at least he admits that he's an attention whore.

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The Flood / Re: Soldiers of The Galactic Empire, report!
« on: August 23, 2014, 12:46:57 PM »
That's the one that I suggested I feel proud.
Yeah, but it has the center part of CamCamm's avatar.... >.>

So glad her and Smiggles aren't here. Their narcissism is outstanding. Both are extremely cancerous users.

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The Flood / Re: There's some thumping around my house.
« on: August 23, 2014, 12:43:49 PM »
ITT : A schizophrenic
I know, right? Freaking TBlocks. Can't he, y'know, stop being schizophrenic?

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 23, 2014, 12:43:14 PM »
Because I thought I was normal
There are much worse things you can fap to than Floodians...

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Septagon / Re: Is there a 'Disembodied Soul' on this site?
« on: August 23, 2014, 12:42:35 PM »
No, we don't have one here.
Do you want to add a Disembodied Soul function and have me become him just to test it out and see how it works? Given how I'm the guinea pig.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 23, 2014, 12:41:17 PM »
Oh shit, I actually just remembered that I have.
Why shit?

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The Flood / Re: Soldiers of The Galactic Empire, report!
« on: August 23, 2014, 12:40:36 PM »
mfw we have a fleet of Star Destroyers on standby just outside the system.

My superior intellect along with my fellow MLG Fedora-tippers will make short work of you Fundies worshipping your non-existent "Emperor".

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The Flood / Re: Why b.lined was rushed
« on: August 23, 2014, 12:37:50 PM »
it's EA-Bioware all over again.

I knew this would happen
I'm not sure whether to be excited or scared for Mass Effect 4...

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The Flood / Re: Defeat is mine.
« on: August 23, 2014, 12:36:22 PM »
:^(

I lol'd.
Yeah.

Shame about your Buick crashing though.

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The Flood / Re: Why b.lined was rushed
« on: August 23, 2014, 12:34:55 PM »
Ah, so it seems like Bungie has become Activision's bitch. :/

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>implying that's not already the direction it's going.
Enlighten me.

*swaps fedora for memedora*


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The South American countries would rise to power. Probably forming into one nation.
>implying that's a bad thing

Russia would consume many of its former eastern European subjects. Russia would also probably consume many Middle Eastern Nations.
Not really. Russia would have to turn its attention to China, as they'd be the new most powerful country, and their neighbor.

Russia and China would probably be at war but China would be hurting extremely without the US stimulating their economy.
Not at war, but it'd definitely be a complicated relationship. One most likely ending up as Russia being China's bitch/puppet.

The EU would probably become even more fascist. I don't know. Just some guesses.

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Do you have like a multiple personality disorder?
Nope. I was just settling a score with my brother. It's been like this since I decided to join the Enclave. From what he posted, it seemed like the fact that I quit didn't affect his opinion of me at all.

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Wait, are you Camnator?
Nope, he's as dead as John Cena or Reciffo.

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The Flood / Re: Soldiers of The Galactic Empire, report!
« on: August 23, 2014, 12:17:07 PM »
tfw only 2 people are in the Galactic Empire.

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The Flood / Re: Soldiers of The Galactic Empire, report!
« on: August 23, 2014, 12:10:13 PM »
You're alive? I must inform Reciffo!
I killed him. ;)

Actually killed him. As in "His head is no longer connected to his body".

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The Flood / Re: Soldiers of The Galactic Empire, report!
« on: August 23, 2014, 12:07:43 PM »
I GOT DA SWAGE, MON-

Oh wait. This isn't the Swage circle jerk.

Carry on.

*walks out*

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Those people have been decaffeinated!
And that is why Decaf sucks. They don't mention the potential side-effect of having your head spontaneously come off.

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Serious / Re: Wow, my respect for Recon just tanked (Ferguson shooting)
« on: August 23, 2014, 12:05:14 PM »
I lost my respect for Recon when he started letting Camm ride his dick and get by with shit.
Yeah, that is annoying. Camm is a perfect example of how arbitrary the moderation is. Camm can literally get away with anything because she rides on everyone's dicks.

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Eh, uh...

That's two dead people's heads in a pot. I don't know if it should be removed... I'll get confirmation real quick.
I made a very clear warning about it.

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The Flood / Re: There's some thumping around my house.
« on: August 23, 2014, 12:01:27 PM »
Good idea. I'll do that right now.
Reciffo, you fucking loser. Haha. Stop listening to people so easily.

Oh wait, you can't learn from your mistakes. Cause you're dead. HAHA

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Reciffo Smmoc thought that he finally won, yet little did he know that I survived his assassination attempt once again. Reciffo's first mistake was dumping my body far away (and close to a hospital, little to his knowledge) once he had slit my throat. God must have been with me that day, since it's far from every time it happens, where you survive having a slit throat. But I was able to plaster it up long enough to stagger over to the hospital. And once they saw me, it was quite a while to repair it. Still not better to this day. Anyways, onto how I killed Reciffo Smmoc.

So in my anesthesia-induced sleep, I had plotted out my plan to end the Great Game (the one which ends with the death of me or my brother). I'd sneak back into my house, (which he had predictably occupied), lure him outside, and then behead him right there. So I did just that, and it worked perfectly. It was completely brilliant. I began by jumping repeatedly on the roof of my house in different areas. And looking back here to see what I missed before I made this thread, it turns out that my trusted friend Flee, gave Reciffo the advice that would he responsible for his demise. (thanks Fle). So he went outside, with his pictures of stabbing autopsies of female victims, and generally bloody stuff. Seemed like he was so busy furiously masturbating to his autopsies, that he didn't notice me sneaking up to him, blade in hand, ready to end the Game (you just lost it, by the way). One moment later, I slice Reciffo's head off, and I placed it in this bucket along with his friend who was over (Reciffo is on right) just so I could show you guys.

So yeah, AMA me anything.


Picture of Reciffo's head on right (NSFW cause it's a fucking decapitated head in a bucket)

Spoiler


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The Flood / Re: There's some thumping around my house.
« on: August 23, 2014, 11:47:51 AM »
This. Take of all your clothes and walk outside, furiously masturbating and exclaiming how you'd love to come across a dangerous stranger to help you get off. In all likelihood, this will scare away whatever intruder there might be.
Good idea. I'll do that right now.

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Pretty flawless, ain't it?



But in all seriousness, discuss what would happen if the United States and Israel were to suddenly disappear. All traces of their existence would be removed.

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The Flood / There's some thumping around my house.
« on: August 23, 2014, 11:29:49 AM »
Sounds like footsteps, but nobody in my house is awake right now. I'm thinking it may be an armed intruder. But I don't want to use the telephone, as if there were one, he'd hear what's going on and kidnap/kill me. What do? I'm scared. :^(

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Serious / Re: Leading Scottish intellectual supports Yes Campaign
« on: August 23, 2014, 11:11:18 AM »
In a poll in January/February the percentages who would vote for a independent Scotland were as follows:

Scotland: 24% (Of ~3 million)

England: 22% (Of ~55 million)

#rekt
3 weeks before the referendum, and anti-Independence people are still in an extremely decisive majority. (over 60% of polled people in Scotland support Union).

This is probably gonna be a close one though, as lots of people are just gonna mindlessly vote for Independence.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 23, 2014, 11:08:48 AM »
It's not about gays at all, it's like saying "fucker". Stay mad and obsessed.
Don't forget to donate to Autism Speaks so poor souls like Kinder can be treated. :^(


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Your new national anthem because the Republic of Swage is filled with devils and monsters.
YouTube

Makes sense, you're in the Republic of Swage after all.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever fapped to a Floodian?
« on: August 23, 2014, 10:58:48 AM »
>talks all big about "racism"
>has no problem being an offensive degenerate to gays

FUCKING LOOOOOOL, you're a sad, sad patetic low-life. huh?
dat irony

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