What about one of the Euro battalions? Might be Kraut/Frog only though <.<

No way in hell I'm serving in the Frog Foreign Legion. That's seriously low.

Well, crush caps do all look alike, really.

Too bad I'll never be able to wear it. I wanted to join up for the longest time, but in the end, I realized that my desire to live in Europe was stronger than my desire to serve in the US Army. :/

Thankfully, I could still join the Greek Army if I wanted to. But that's probably not gonna happen. And I'd love to serve in the Bundeswehr, but they only accept German citizens. Not even EU citizens can join. So Military time may never happen for me. T_T

Is on the way <.<

I have a backlog to sort first though ._.
But I'm on it nao so ze doktor vill be vith you shortly.

were r mai thing doctor dolan? :^(

Please respond.

Who are those.

>the joke










































>your head

Herr Doktor, can I get a Freudian shrektum as an INTJ?

mfw I see INTJ (cause this is what 75% of INTJs look like)

Who's Kayonnaise?

The Tolerator of course.

B.net will never be 'family friendly.'

They'll sure as hell try.

Jesus, man, don't post there just to post there. People used to talk about how you couldn't escape the Flood. That's because it didn't need escaping. Now it does. If this place dies I'll find another forum somewhere else before I go back there. Bungie used to play at being the 'fuck-the-man-rebel-videogame-guys', and as much as I respect the premise of Destiny, they're not even trying not to act like douches now.

I have to believe that the broken beta-state of the forums was a deliberate ploy to clean house.

You have a decent point. It could just be attempting to purge the old members and reform the entire forum as a "family friendly" place.

You're cool.

I still think you're making a huge mistake in moving to Germany. You'll find the things you hate in America are even worse in other countries, and you're going to miss the small things A LOT.

If it's truly a mistake, I'll be the one to find that out. And there's also the thing of why you're in Europe (assumption). Work reasons?

Anyways, I have a pretty split opinion of you. We've switched off being hostile and friendly to eachother like 4 times now. But when we're in the friendly state, you're a pretty cool guy. I love how much you fuck around with Kinder though, I appreciate it.

We seem fairly similar, but the big difference I've picked up is how much we like America. We both know how corrupt the US is, but you haven't let it tarnished your view on it. I've read about a lot of people who actually see the United States not as a nation, but more of an idea. And that's why so many people like the US. Something about its spirit or some other fancy idea.

I suppose it will stay that way until they pick up replacements for us. I'm sure the older members are still there, but they're old-school bungie dick riders and not too much fun most of the time.

It'll take time, since almost all of the interesting users there packed their bags and moved here entirely.

So what do you propose to fix this inequality?

Increase taxes for the rich a great deal. Like go full on French with them. And pass laws which don't allow the super-rich to keep their grip on politicians which cause them to become even richer. The inequality wouldn't be so bad here if the super-rich didn't control the politicians. But they do.

You are next mein freund, it shall arrive on the buick soon.

Buicks suck hard though. They're so boring to drive.

I'm very quiet

I'm shocked.....

I think you're a fage

Shut up, meanie butt. I'm not giving you your PERSONALITY ANALYSIS: CLASS B56C no matter how much you repent your sins.

You are a cool guy especially when you act serious.

Thank you for taking time to participate in the survey. You shall now receive USER ANALYSIS: CLASS B56C.

My opinion of you is a lot like my opinion of Korra's. It's pretty freaking identical. Consider yourself like a male version of Korra. But one think Korra has over you is that you live in Oklahoma. And Oklahoma is pretty retarded. Haven't really talked to you that much though, so I can't give that much of an opinion. But if I talked to you a lot, you'd probably know what it was and I wouldn't waste the time writing something you already know.