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The Flood / Re: Who would you rather have sex with?
« on: September 10, 2014, 01:43:49 PM »
The lesser of two evils would be a half-Mexican.

Good news, Kinder, I've volunteered to fuck your permavirgin ass.
He's half-Mexican? What's his other half?
Gay
OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU JUST DESTROYED KINDER

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Serious / Re: What's your prediction for the midterms this year?
« on: September 10, 2014, 01:38:27 PM »
>lives in California
>lives in Santa Clara County (the most Democrat county in the state)
>views lean most toward Democrat

No need for me to. At all. Not gonna waste my time going to vote in a pre-determined election.
Holy shit you're far from LA. How long is the drive?
8 hours if you pick the long, but very scenic coastal route.
5 hours if you go through the boring-as-fuck route through Central Valley.
And about 40 minutes if you're a fucktard who actually decided to waste that much money to take a plane.
Damn. So you don't get down there much, huh? How come you live all the way up there?
I know some people down there so we try to get down there once every so often. Like this coming December. And I live all the way up there cause of muh innovations (Silicon Valley). The place is only good if you're into tech stuff. If you're not into tech, the place is a complete shithole. Pretty much, take LA, and give it half the population while removing the fact that it's LA. So you're left with a gigantic boring suburbia with tons of traffic and pollution. And the downtown here is shit as well. It's a crime-infested pisshole.
Sucks. You should move down to LA.
If I was forced to remain in California, I'd probably go down to LA. Or Lake Tahoe. Anywhere but the fricking Silicon Valley.

But…. nobody's forcing me to remain in California. *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*
Shoot if it was possible I'd give you my European citizenship for your American citizenship.
Already a European citizen, so no need to worry. But which European country are you a citizen of? You give up your American citizenship to avoid taxes?

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Serious / Re: Most overrated US President.
« on: September 10, 2014, 01:35:45 PM »
>calls reagan butcher
>obama increases drone strikes killing thousands of innocent people

toplelhuekek

OT: Lincoln, especially since people have this false idea that he carred about freeing the slaves. He didn;t and only resorted to it for the sole purpose of winning a war, and his initial plan was to send them all back to Liberia
>implying that Reagan wasn't providing Saddam Hussein with chemical weapons to gas his own people

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The Flood / Re: Who would you rather have sex with?
« on: September 10, 2014, 01:10:31 PM »
The lesser of two evils would be a half-Mexican.

Good news, Kinder, I've volunteered to fuck your permavirgin ass.
He's half-Mexican? What's his other half?

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Serious / Re: Wait, didn't Germany take France in just two weeks?
« on: September 10, 2014, 01:02:27 PM »
Kinder, the only instance I know of where the electoral college didn't match up to the popular vote was with Bush's first term.

While I don't like the college, consequentially Obama is the democratically-elected president of the U.S.

I too, would rather have moderate Republicans compared to Democrats; the problem is that the former are particularly rare. I think Obama's quite a mediocre, leaning terrible, president, but I still would've voted for him both times.

I'm not going into technicalities of the College. I'm stating that it's ultimately a group of political people that pick the president. Just so happens their decisions  fall in line with the choices the public makes, but they can pick the opposite of the public wants any time

Ask me back in 2008/2012 then I would have wanted to vote for him also. Hell, I'd be okay with a Democrat who was supportive of gun rights and wouldn't make attempts to pass a new assault weapons bill. That's the major thing I care about
muh guns

By the way, you've singlehandedly changed me from strongly anti-gun control to pro-gun control. I hope you're happy with yourself.

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Serious / Re: What's your prediction for the midterms this year?
« on: September 10, 2014, 12:57:42 PM »
>lives in California
>lives in Santa Clara County (the most Democrat county in the state)
>views lean most toward Democrat

No need for me to. At all. Not gonna waste my time going to vote in a pre-determined election.
Holy shit you're far from LA. How long is the drive?
8 hours if you pick the long, but very scenic coastal route.
5 hours if you go through the boring-as-fuck route through Central Valley.
And about 40 minutes if you're a fucktard who actually decided to waste that much money to take a plane.
Damn. So you don't get down there much, huh? How come you live all the way up there?
I know some people down there so we try to get down there once every so often. Like this coming December. And I live all the way up there cause of muh innovations (Silicon Valley). The place is only good if you're into tech stuff. If you're not into tech, the place is a complete shithole. Pretty much, take LA, and give it half the population while removing the fact that it's LA. So you're left with a gigantic boring suburbia with tons of traffic and pollution. And the downtown here is shit as well. It's a crime-infested pisshole.
Sucks. You should move down to LA.
If I was forced to remain in California, I'd probably go down to LA. Or Lake Tahoe. Anywhere but the fricking Silicon Valley.

But…. nobody's forcing me to remain in California. *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*

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The Flood / Sum up each forum in a single sentence.
« on: September 10, 2014, 12:38:24 PM »
Updates: Circlejerk

The Flood: Spam

Serious: Kinder gang-raping

Gaming: HUR DESTINY SUX

Support: I totally didn't make this thread to explain that the Serious board is just everyone ganging up on Kinder.

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The Flood / Re: Who would you rather have sex with?
« on: September 10, 2014, 11:58:38 AM »
Who?
You know, the gigantic, muscular black guy who rapes everyone that drops the soap.

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The Flood / Who would you rather have sex with?
« on: September 10, 2014, 11:30:58 AM »
Giving a choice other than the two listed will mean you have to do it with both of them.

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The Flood / Re: POST AND BE JUDGED
« on: September 10, 2014, 11:20:03 AM »
I've ascended beyond the plane of conventional sexuality and have achieve an insurmountable amount of straightness.
8

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Serious / Re: What's your prediction for the midterms this year?
« on: September 10, 2014, 11:17:35 AM »
>lives in California
>lives in Santa Clara County (the most Democrat county in the state)
>views lean most toward Democrat

No need for me to. At all. Not gonna waste my time going to vote in a pre-determined election.
Holy shit you're far from LA. How long is the drive?
8 hours if you pick the long, but very scenic coastal route.
5 hours if you go through the boring-as-fuck route through Central Valley.
And about 40 minutes if you're a fucktard who actually decided to waste that much money to take a plane.
Damn. So you don't get down there much, huh? How come you live all the way up there?
I know some people down there so we try to get down there once every so often. Like this coming December. And I live all the way up there cause of muh innovations (Silicon Valley). The place is only good if you're into tech stuff. If you're not into tech, the place is a complete shithole. Pretty much, take LA, and give it half the population while removing the fact that it's LA. So you're left with a gigantic boring suburbia with tons of traffic and pollution. And the downtown here is shit as well. It's a crime-infested pisshole.

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Serious / Re: What's your prediction for the midterms this year?
« on: September 10, 2014, 03:58:56 AM »
>lives in California
>lives in Santa Clara County (the most Democrat county in the state)
>views lean most toward Democrat

No need for me to. At all. Not gonna waste my time going to vote in a pre-determined election.
Holy shit you're far from LA. How long is the drive?
8 hours if you pick the long, but very scenic coastal route.
5 hours if you go through the boring-as-fuck route through Central Valley.
And about 40 minutes if you're a fucktard who actually decided to waste that much money to take a plane.

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The Flood / Re: Your favorite snack?
« on: September 10, 2014, 03:17:15 AM »
Obam-Os.

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The Flood / Re: Fetish thread!
« on: September 10, 2014, 03:16:06 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Favorite type of penis.
« on: September 10, 2014, 03:06:23 AM »
Mine.

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7-inch dingle wingle
FTFY
7 inches is what everyone with a small penis says because it's large, but not unbelievable. So you're probably a 1-incher.
Yep, I'm lying about my penis size to look cool. You know how obsessed I am with the Internet's opinion of me.
HA! CAUGHT YOU RED-HANDED. OMG SECONDCLASS IS A 1-INCHEROLLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLO I R LE EPICK TROL 2014 XDDDDDD

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The Flood / Re: Favorite type of penis.
« on: September 10, 2014, 03:03:12 AM »
Mine.

Quote
7-inch dingle wingle
FTFY
7 inches is what everyone with a small penis says because it's large, but not unbelievable. So you're probably a 1-incher.

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The Flood / Re: Favorite type of penis.
« on: September 10, 2014, 02:51:55 AM »

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Serious / Re: What's your prediction for the midterms this year?
« on: September 10, 2014, 02:44:39 AM »
>lives in California
>lives in Santa Clara County (the most Democrat county in the state)
>views lean most toward Democrat

No need for me to. At all. Not gonna waste my time going to vote in a pre-determined election.

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Serious / Re: Do you like Living in America?
« on: September 10, 2014, 02:39:52 AM »
Canada > USA
*Zips up flame suit*
In some ways yes, but the United States has some things that Canada will never have.

Like Summer.
That's not very convincing for people who love to feel icy daggers sink deep into your skin, but who live in California.

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Serious / Re: Do you like Living in America?
« on: September 10, 2014, 02:38:45 AM »
I don't at all, and it's cause I still need to raise enough money to support myself there for at least a year. Which shouldn't take too long since I'm not a big spender.

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Serious / Re: Wait, didn't Germany take France in just two weeks?
« on: September 10, 2014, 02:31:14 AM »
There a particular reason you have an avatar depicting Obama as a Nazi?
Well, Obama is more fascist than socialist like people try to claim he is
Kinder just dropped the soap.

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The Flood / Re: Favorite type of penis.
« on: September 10, 2014, 02:19:25 AM »
mushroom tip

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frimm-frazz trimmy dimmy-doo

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The Flood / Favorite type of penis.
« on: September 10, 2014, 02:07:56 AM »
I'm tied between the squiggly-doo triggly-froo type and the frimm-frazz trimmy dimmy-doo type.

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The Flood / Re: Forum Game: Kill Comms Officer
« on: September 10, 2014, 02:00:25 AM »
*shoots comms

Annnnnnnnnnnnd /thread
*sees lack of responses*

*does nothing to stop bullet from hitting me*

*dies*

YOU'RE WINNER

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Gaming / Re: Hype killed Destiny for #Density
« on: September 10, 2014, 01:55:54 AM »
I'm glad I bought SM3DW instead of Destiny so much fun! ^.^
That's some nice Cognitive Dissonance you got there.

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The Flood / Forum Game: Kill Comms Officer
« on: September 10, 2014, 01:45:38 AM »
Rocketman has killed me after a valiant and heroic struggle. I am dead.

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The Flood / Re: Which company has fallen further?
« on: September 10, 2014, 12:57:49 AM »
Regrouping in Canada due to a merger is not exactly despicable.
This site exists because of how bad Bungle is messed up.
It's not the regrouping. It's been about its steady decline for the past 5 years.

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Serious / Most overrated US President.
« on: September 10, 2014, 12:21:27 AM »
Definitely Reagan. He was a fucking butcher. Nothing more. All of his "achievements" were as a result of Soviet instability.

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The Flood / Re: Which company has fallen further?
« on: September 10, 2014, 12:16:24 AM »
Burger King stopped making these.

Spoiler

Those where my fucking childhood.

And they also stopped making this

Spoiler
Two words.

Big King.

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