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The Flood / Re: I finally killed Comms Officer. AMA me anything.
« on: August 15, 2014, 01:18:19 AM »
You're a legend, Reciffo. A legend.
An expected, yet horrible problem has arisen. What is the purpose of my life now? I expected eternal bliss after completing my task of killing Comms Officer. It's as if he made me whole. As my existence was tied to his, and without him, I have been rendered useless.

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The Flood / Re: Jealous yet, Flood?
« on: August 15, 2014, 01:15:52 AM »
PF Chang's is shit.

/thread

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The Flood / I finally killed Comms Officer. AMA me anything.
« on: August 15, 2014, 01:13:48 AM »
After stalking my prey. I sprung my brilliant trap 19 years in the making. Comms Officer never stood a chance. By God, I'll never forget that expression on his face when I finally slit his miserable little throat. I deserve questions as reward for my incredible feat!

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The Flood / I was just at a party...
« on: August 15, 2014, 01:08:26 AM »
...and pwned 3 different n00bs in Rust 1v1 intervention quickscopes only.
umadbro?

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The Flood / Re: My Analysis of CommsOfficer
« on: August 15, 2014, 01:07:16 AM »

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Serious / Re: Reasons why the UK sucks
« on: August 15, 2014, 01:05:03 AM »
Quote
>no guns
Nobody there gives a single shit.

Quote
>EU
The EU is awesome.

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>European statism
Western European countries are actual Democracies unlike the US.

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1. I clearly stated excluding marriage.

2. 7 years is the reduced time if you can pass integration courses. It clearly says that in my post.
Whoops. Didn't catch that. It was 6 years if you had command of German above what was required.

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The Flood / Re: Has a Floodian ever been in your dream?
« on: August 14, 2014, 07:57:20 PM »
Well, I had one dream where I savagely murdered Noelle. Maybe it was a Freudian slip.

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The Flood / Re: I Got Banned
« on: August 14, 2014, 07:53:15 PM »

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Serious / Re: The "compensating" accusation
« on: August 14, 2014, 07:51:24 PM »
No, they see tiny shriveled penises plagued by erectile disfunction. That's the whole point behind the "compensating" accusation, you see. That most gun owners are insecure men in dire need of big firearms to flaunt around so that they can still feel manly despite their obscenely small and unsatisfactory genitals.
I can name a great example of one of those right now. And he's in this forum.

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Serious / Re: Unarmed Teen Shot by Police in Missouri
« on: August 14, 2014, 07:50:40 PM »
The people in charge of law enforcement over there are idiotic. Apparently from what I have been reading, the police told people they can protest only during the day, and the protesters ignored them, and the police then retaliated. They do not get to decide when you can protest something, that is the entire reason for having protests covered under the first amendment.
Not like the constitution really means anything though.

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Considering any well developed country takes a decade to become a citizen of it's really not that easy. And there are so many other variables into being allowed to become a resident of another country.
lolwut?

It only takes a bit less than a decade if you don't know the language and refuse to take cultural integration courses. Like, I could become a German citizen in 2 years if I married a German citizen. In most cases, it takes about 5 years of residence to become a citizen. But you can get the right of residence long, long before.

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The Flood / Re: I UN-FUCKING-MEH'D IT
« on: August 14, 2014, 07:31:36 PM »
This is why people like TBlocks and Noelle aren't moderators here. Because if they were, this place would suck. Hard.

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The Flood / Re: I Got Banned
« on: August 14, 2014, 06:45:02 PM »

A desert combat ranger.
Bitch please. I'm a certified pro MLG FaZe Klan trickshotter who gets at least 30,000 cumulative degrees of trickshotting per game.

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The Flood / Re: I Got Banned
« on: August 14, 2014, 06:42:15 PM »
Bitch I dont even got a fuckin laptop. Console mustard rice.
Consoles are for steers and queers. And you don't look like a steer to me. So what does that make you?

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The Flood / Re: Bye Sep7agon People
« on: August 14, 2014, 06:41:23 PM »
Bitch did I ask you!? I thought so.
Bitch, do I need to give a shit?

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The Flood / Re: I Got Banned
« on: August 14, 2014, 06:40:07 PM »

Halo CE system link 360 pistols only bitch.
You at least got CE for the PC?

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The Flood / Re: Bye Sep7agon People
« on: August 14, 2014, 06:39:07 PM »
Trade a bad site for a worse one?

Fix'd

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The Flood / Re: Bye Sep7agon People
« on: August 14, 2014, 06:38:33 PM »
Just wanted to say by to this site, I never use it so its fitting that I delete my account. Well all in all, bye, I'll be at b.net, and I know a majority of you guys don't care. That's really all, peace Sep7agon people.
Boi boi m8o.

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The Flood / Re: I Got Banned
« on: August 14, 2014, 06:38:06 PM »

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The Flood / Re: attention all bitch ass motherfuckers of the flood
« on: August 14, 2014, 06:37:41 PM »
Don't rape me.

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The Flood / Re: I Got Banned
« on: August 14, 2014, 06:36:50 PM »



Bitch I will eat you.
Don't even wanna 1v1 me on Rust?

God, you're such a #Fage

Here's a Fage point.

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The Flood / Re: I Got Banned
« on: August 14, 2014, 06:33:04 PM »

I checked myself after I Shreked myself.
noob

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The Flood / Re: I Got Banned
« on: August 14, 2014, 06:28:56 PM »
What are you trying to correct in my post? I typed "outswagged", not "swag".
outswaged*

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The Flood / Re: I Got Banned
« on: August 14, 2014, 06:25:05 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Guitar players and gear sluts: get in here
« on: August 14, 2014, 06:23:24 PM »
Hey Malv. Wanna board the Swage Train?

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BLOOD FOR THE-

I mean, Praise the Emperor.
There is no Heresy here.

>.>

<.<

Ahem.

Here is a gif :D

I prefer it when it happens to women. >.>

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The Flood / Re: I Got Banned
« on: August 14, 2014, 06:16:47 PM »
Hey Comms, he has more swage than you will ever have.
Nope. Nobody can ever outswage me. I bet he hasn't even 15480 no scoped some retard on Dust before.

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The Flood / Re: I Got Banned
« on: August 14, 2014, 06:14:06 PM »
You look so fucking hardcore.

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