It means you're like one of those spastic baboons at the local zoo I wish I could release unto the town.

I don't really see how I'm crazy and spastic like you say I am. Unless you'd like to give a big, fat, block of text about it.

You, for making this thread.

What about "I'm certainly not a sad person." did you misread? Do you even know what sad means?

And my friend didn't know who our Prime Minister is.

Doesn't make her any less fucking stupid.

Oh god...

Lol.

I blew my Kinder Surprise last night sobbing.
Does that count?

EDIT: considering that Kinder means Children in German renders this post disturbing

Yeah, and his old name was IchEsseKinder.

Funny, really. I actually used to think he was a cool person. Until he showed his true form...

And oh fucking God.

I still haven't figured out how to add polls to my threads. One of your fuckers help me.

Are you fucking serious?

I dunno. I have a weird and twisted mind at times

mfw

And this, ladies and gentlemen is a class example of natural selection.
The kinder egg narrowly escaped his own stupidity today, perhaps tomorrow he will learn from his mistakes or make them again and again and again and again.

This is almost as stupid as the Ebola clinic looting, you were running a knife up and down your arm and expected what? To not risk slicing up your limb? Use a ruler or a stick if you want the same 'sensation' with less chance of opening up the plumbing and joining the choir invisible.

Kinder Surprise is such a sad person.

Loved it.

Efficient transport system. Nice restaurants. The centre is lovely and clean.

Don't walk in the bicycle lanes though - they have them all over the sidewalks.

I won't mind that because I bike quite often myself. But the bike lanes here are horrendous. They're on the side of the road, and they're never where you actually need them. Not to mention that cars park in the bike lanes all the time, so I'm forced to hug the moving traffic half the time. How's Charlottenburg though? Cause I'm probably moving to that general area. It's shocking how cheap it is to find a flat anywhere in Berlin.

>meme

hur hur rnt i witty gais XDD

Nope. I'm well aware of what he did. It still cracks me up whenever I see one of his dumb posts in the red text.

Well, it's not really the same cause my "dumb post" was the red text.

Games now are all about "muh choices" even though such choices don't really exist. Like NV for example. In the end, you always side with the NCR, and you end up with Enclave Power Armor and an Anti-Material Rifle + some other OP weapon. Unless you actually try to not have one of those outcomes. But if you go with the flow, that's what always happens.

Nobody beats the House. Ever.