Hell no.

joke
jōk/
noun
noun: joke; plural noun: jokes

    1.
    a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
    "she was in a mood to tell jokes"
    synonyms:   funny story, jest, witticism, quip; More
    pun, play on words;
    informalgag, wisecrack, crack, one-liner, rib-tickler, knee-slapper, thigh-slapper, punch-line, groaner
    "they were telling jokes"
        a trick played on someone for fun.
        synonyms:   trick, practical joke, prank, lark, stunt, hoax, jape;
        informalspoof
        "playing stupid jokes"
        informal
        a person or thing that is ridiculously inadequate.
        "the transportation system is a joke"
        synonyms:   laughingstock, object of ridicule, stooge, butt; More
        informalAunt Sally
        "he soon became a joke to us"
        farce, travesty, waste of time
        "the present system is a joke"

verb
verb: joke; 3rd person present: jokes; past tense: joked; past participle: joked; gerund or present participle: joking

    1.
    make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly.
    "she could laugh and joke with her colleagues"
    synonyms:   tell jokes, crack jokes;
    jest, banter, quip;
    informalwisecrack, josh
    "she laughed and joked with the guests"
    fool, fool around, play a trick, play a practical joke, tease;
    informalkid, fun, pull (someone's leg), pull/jerk/yank someone's chain, make a monkey out of someone, put someone on
    "they didn't realize you were only joking"

He's hearing and speech impaired I think.

Clearly has something else in his brain, cause speech impairment wouldn't result in a ~40-year old acting like a 7-year old over an iPad.

God damn, is this some sort of special home or is this just an act?

God damn, I love that song from the OST. :'D

...does that mean that if you wanna update a Moderator role or Forum Architect role, I'll be given those privileges for a few days? If that's the case, I'd be more than happy to be your guinea pig. :^)

"She" looks like a crossdresser.

Well let's see, they are Islamic right? I'm sure Islam also teaches Creationism meaning all living people are related and are the children of God. This means the other family is also my family 

checkmate

I don't want to hear about your infinite autism. Goddamn.

Jay

Thank the Lord you're the 2nd worst person in regard to politics. I think this forum would explode if Jay ever joined.

People who live feed should be taken out and kneecapped.

Fox hunters should be beaten with iron bars.

People who support the death penalty should be caged like the backwards assholes they are and put on display in the zoo, "primitive man".

Never give me a licence to do what ever I want, for the sake of the 1%

I agree with your third point. The Death Penalty is retarded. It's incredibly expensive, cruel/unusual, and it's not the worst punishment you can give someone.

I'd teach them about Greek Orthodoxy if I married a Greek woman and had a Greek son (my ideal scenario). And if I end up marrying a German or somebody else.... I dunno.

Door and Kinder are roughly tied. But Kinder's an autist as well, so the point goes to him.

Happy now?

Spoiler

Yaaaay!! Blood and screaming! :DDD

And how long do you sleep for?

Usually 10 hours (cause it's Summer and I spoil myself), but I can get through with just 5 or 6 if what I'm doing doesn't take up too much of the day. But if it's something intensive, I can go a lot longer with minimal sleep.

Let me know how that turns out for you.

It'll be fine. I have 12.5 hours between now and when I need to do my daily commitment.

why cheat why

Haha. Australia.