In recent days, I've actually started to find him really funny. Like, his posts are hilarious and most of the users here get so butthurt because of him. He's actually a pretty cool guy.

inb4sentra

But not a total lockout ban. Just one that prevents me from posting. I wanna see what it's like. PLEASE ban me for 5 minutes. I want that 5 minute ban right now.

Reciffo Smmoc thought that he finally won, yet little did he know that I survived his assassination attempt once again. Reciffo's first mistake was dumping my body far away (and close to a hospital, little to his knowledge) once he had slit my throat. God must have been with me that day, since it's far from every time it happens, where you survive having a slit throat. But I was able to plaster it up long enough to stagger over to the hospital. And once they saw me, it was quite a while to repair it. Still not better to this day. Anyways, onto how I killed Reciffo Smmoc.

So in my anesthesia-induced sleep, I had plotted out my plan to end the Great Game (the one which ends with the death of me or my brother). I'd sneak back into my house, (which he had predictably occupied), lure him outside, and then behead him right there. So I did just that, and it worked perfectly. It was completely brilliant. I began by jumping repeatedly on the roof of my house in different areas. And looking back here to see what I missed before I made this thread, it turns out that my trusted friend Flee, gave Reciffo the advice that would he responsible for his demise. (thanks Fle). So he went outside, with his pictures of stabbing autopsies of female victims, and generally bloody stuff. Seemed like he was so busy furiously masturbating to his autopsies, that he didn't notice me sneaking up to him, blade in hand, ready to end the Game (you just lost it, by the way). One moment later, I slice Reciffo's head off, and I placed it in this bucket along with his friend who was over (Reciffo is on right) just so I could show you guys.

So yeah, AMA me anything.


Picture of Reciffo's head on right (NSFW cause it's a fucking decapitated head in a bucket)

Sounds like footsteps, but nobody in my house is awake right now. I'm thinking it may be an armed intruder. But I don't want to use the telephone, as if there were one, he'd hear what's going on and kidnap/kill me. What do? I'm scared. :^(

It's called "Spoiler Mountains"

How it works, is you have a Spoiler. That spoiler expands into 4 spoilers. Those 4 spoilers expand into a thing of 1 spoiler, one of 2, one of 3, and one of 4 spoilers. And you make edgy spoiler combinations and you can have a fun spoiler game, which cannot be spoiled. There will be a hidden prize somewhere in the spoiler mountain thoughThis game will make people laugh. And it will make people cry. Here's a demonstration of Spoiler Mountains. Make your own edgy Spoiler Mountain. :^)


And if you (moderators) wanna lock this thread, just play my game, and my answers will be in the Mountain.

This forum is now named Republic of Swage with me as its provisional President for the 2014-2015 term. Elections will happen next year, and here is this Republic's provisional flag (it will be put up to vote next year as well). I will make a thread outlining the Republic of Swage's Constitution later today.

...does that mean that if you wanna update a Moderator role or Forum Architect role, I'll be given those privileges for a few days? If that's the case, I'd be more than happy to be your guinea pig. :^)

When the United States pretends that it actually cares about peoples' lives. It's hilarious. XDD

MY NAMEPLATE!!!!!! ;___;

I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY MEMES!!!!

*melts into caustic goo*

So say you and your entire family were kidnapped by the Islamic State. When you wake up, you are presented with two choices. After making your decision, you must enact it, and then you will be let free. You have to choose one of the options or else you, your family, and the other family will all be executed.

Choice one: The Islamic State will behead your entire family in front of you.

Choice two: You must personally behead every member of another family (that family has as many members as your one).

And if you're thinking about killing the Islamic State guards, there are 3 of them with fully loaded AKs. And they're far away enough from eachother where if you kill even one, you can't reach the other two before the gun you and all of the other people down.

How stupid were they to think that building an iron dome over themselves is a good idea? Think about how much resources and funding it would take to build that Iron Dome. Besides, Hamas' missiles could get through a thin layer of iron easily. Instead of an iron dome, wouldn't it make more sense to just have a missile system that fires missiles which target the explosive weapons which Hamas fires?

..can I have Swage Froge at the end of every one of my posts please? :^)



EDIT: NEVER MIND, FOUND A SOLUTION

We should have a test-fun of the Anarchy Forum this weekend. :^)

Yet another one of my "no hate, just curiosity" threads...

But these two users really seem like they're sad. Who do you think would win the contest? Not putting most "shitposters" or me up because shitposting doesn't make you sad person, and I'm certainly not a sad person.

So.... yeah. Vote away.