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18931
« on: September 08, 2014, 05:15:47 PM »
One time I was about to put my shoes on, I picked up one to put it on and it slipped out my hand. As I went to grab to it a spider and it's bitch spider crawled out.
18932
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:38:13 PM »
One's cool and one's not.
which one is which??
18933
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:26:20 PM »
>Stays at home while wife goes out to get drunk
>Does laundry for her
Does she also put on a strap on and fuck him with it?? faggot
What kind of idiot would also upload this kind of video on the internet??
I'd record silly shit of my wife too but I'd keep that stuff private.
I fix'd the link
great now i look like an idiot
18934
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:22:25 PM »
>Stays at home while wife goes out to get drunk
>Does laundry for her
Does she also put on a strap on and fuck him with it?? faggot
What kind of idiot would also upload this kind of video on the internet??
I'd record silly shit of my wife too but I'd keep that stuff private.
18935
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:11:29 PM »
i haven't bought anything weird off ebay
18936
« on: September 08, 2014, 02:44:04 PM »
 ayy lmao
18937
« on: September 08, 2014, 02:29:40 PM »
How were the graphics
like 900p, i was wearing these rayban wayfarer i got from ebay
18938
« on: September 08, 2014, 02:18:34 PM »
i go outside to interact with the world but the wind blows my fedora off my head
i try to after it but my knees hit my man boob too hard and it hurts
i stop to catch my breathe and these hot cis girls laugh at me
i ask for their numbers and they laugh harder
im pretty embarrassed by it and angry at the same time, im a nice guy i would treat a lady right, wait until i tell redditt
my fedora is too far for me too catch, doctor says i cant run much my legs can't hand my weight
mfw not even mad ive got 50 pairs at home
i go to local boardgame store
new dungeons and dragons character models for me to buy and paint
walk outside of store and i trip over the door stop
fall on my character model and it breaks
whole crowd is staring and i pee myself
i get up and pretend as if that was supposed to happen
i laugh it off and people start carry on their business
im right now super embarrassed all these m'ladies saw me make a fool of myself
im rushing home walking really fast and i start to sweat
my cargo shorts are falling down, my hips are really wet and sweaty
oooohh shit they fell around my ankles i knew this XXXXXXXL was too small
mfw i felt like going commando today
micro penis is out in the open
rush to pull my shorts up and i tip over on to my head
my body crushes my head and now im dead pants down in the middle of the sidewalk
mfw
18939
« on: September 08, 2014, 02:06:33 PM »
Shouldn't it be busting a nut in her anus?
ew anal
18940
« on: September 08, 2014, 02:02:29 PM »
stfu you suck more dick than asa akira
18941
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:58:04 PM »
huh
18942
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:43:34 PM »
your thread sucks
so i guess it has something in common with you
18943
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:32:50 PM »
I've would've came back for you
I just needed time, to do what I had to do
Caught in the life, I can't let it go, whether that's right, I will never know
Hoping you will forgive me, never meant wrong
Tried to be patient, waited too long
But I would've came back, but I would've came back
18944
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:10:06 PM »
I've pre ordered an xbone, WHATS YOUR PROBLEM HUH PUNK ASS FAGGOT?
18945
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:07:21 PM »
Just had a cup, want another but the weather is quite warm and hot drinks in the heat make me feel iffy
18946
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:05:27 AM »
No need for good night threads you faggot
18947
« on: September 07, 2014, 05:42:47 PM »
brown bread is for faggots
18948
« on: September 07, 2014, 04:54:06 PM »
nope never have never will, that shit is disgusting
18949
« on: September 07, 2014, 01:25:43 PM »
>Drinking carbonated drinks
Only tea, coffee, water and milk master race
>No squash
Lol u trihurd biht skrub
If I fancy some juice I buy fruit and make it myself. Bottled juice is just horse shit, sugar and flavourings.
18950
« on: September 07, 2014, 01:21:00 PM »
>Drinking carbonated drinks
Only tea, coffee, water and milk master race
18951
« on: September 07, 2014, 12:38:54 PM »
its only 6:38 but I may go to sleep as well, I'm awfully tired
18952
« on: September 06, 2014, 08:16:14 PM »
She told me not to but I still nut in her eye
Spoiler P.S I didn't save her photo I got it from the picture thread, check the links if you want. 5/5
low standards/5
Implying
18953
« on: September 06, 2014, 08:13:09 PM »
ffuck shadows is here or was she here already?
interesting.....
bitch I will cut your stupid ass
Hello shadows we meet again. [emoji35]
18954
« on: September 06, 2014, 08:01:07 PM »
She told me not to but I still nut in her eye Spoiler P.S I didn't save her photo I got it from the picture thread, check the links if you want.
18955
« on: September 06, 2014, 07:57:10 PM »
you're nothing but a vulture
what does that mean
ITS PROVOCATIVE, IT GETS THE PEOPLE GOING
18956
« on: September 06, 2014, 07:56:08 PM »
I cancelled my destiny pre order, I only did it for the beta. Getting my density after i get an xbone
18957
« on: September 06, 2014, 07:54:50 PM »
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
midnight release is only for good games
18958
« on: September 06, 2014, 07:51:45 PM »
mfw i'm not getting the game until november
I've pre ordered the white sunset over drive xbone. GET XBONE DOOM I SWEAR ILL KILL YOU
18959
« on: September 06, 2014, 07:48:14 PM »
ffuck shadows is here or was she here already? interesting.....
18960
« on: September 06, 2014, 05:31:40 PM »
you're nothing but a vulture
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