Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.


Messages - gats

Pages: 1 ... 614615616 617618 ... 643
18451
The Flood / Re: I wish I had a gay dad
« on: September 26, 2014, 04:24:20 PM »
seen before, but 10/10
Dammit doomsday

18452
The Flood / Re: I wish I had a gay dad
« on: September 26, 2014, 04:24:08 PM »
What's stopping you from saying that now?
I don't want to live a lie

18453
The Flood / I wish I had a gay dad
« on: September 26, 2014, 04:20:22 PM »
You know at school how kids would say my dad would beat up your dad, then I could say my dad would fuck your dad

18454
The Flood / Re: Haha! My room now has 6 people in it!
« on: September 26, 2014, 04:16:25 PM »
zesty 1
cheat 0

18455
The Flood / Re: Floodians you would ravage in bed?
« on: September 26, 2014, 04:10:07 PM »
Kiyo

18456
The Flood / Re: Do you have any pets?
« on: September 26, 2014, 04:03:43 PM »
ur mum is my pet

18457
The Flood / Re: >Be me
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:48:32 PM »
Son.

Your uncle is gay.
Lol no he isnt.
Yeah my uncles husband is a man, they live together and even sleep in the same bed but to be gay you have to put a penis in your butt. And my uncle specifically told me he doesn't do that. So stop spreading rumours or I'll sue you for thousands if not millions
I...

._.
Don't believe me? I've already sent this to my lawyer. Here he is.
Spoiler
He specialises in these kind of cases.
is...is that kinder?

FUCKING LOL
Yep LOL.
United states high attorney Kinder Mcbigot

18458
The Flood / Re: >Be me
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:43:02 PM »
bump

18460
The Flood / Re: >tfw your mother is a fucking idiot
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:26:26 PM »
Right, this is about as obvious as it can possibly get.

I've had my fun.

Peace.


You must feel like a twat right now aye?

18461
The Flood / Re: >Be me
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:06:32 PM »
bump

18462
The Flood / Touching yourself to that video we made a month ago
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:49:54 PM »


Anyone find that Jennifer Lawrence video?
Pm a brother

18463
The Flood / Re: Least favorite Floodians?
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:46:21 PM »
tfw you try to make bae happy but bae throws it your face

18464
Serious / Re: Coach suspended for praying with students
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:29:56 PM »
tfw you're not a mod ;_;

18465
The Flood / Re: "Abusing" the report function
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:29:08 PM »
If you don't shut up I'll abuse you meta you fucking cunt

18466
The Flood / Re: >Be me
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:27:22 PM »
Son.

Your uncle is gay.
Lol no he isnt.
Yeah my uncles husband is a man, they live together and even sleep in the same bed but to be gay you have to put a penis in your butt. And my uncle specifically told me he doesn't do that. So stop spreading rumours or I'll sue you for thousands if not millions
I...

._.
Don't believe me? I've already sent this to my lawyer. Here he is.
Spoiler
He specialises in these kind of cases.

18467
The Flood / Re: >Be me
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:24:03 PM »
>says I have to live with uncle and uncle in LA
I don't care if your family is gay, just stop oppressing me with it.
My uncle is not gay, ffs everyone says that. read what I said to ossku.

18468
The Flood / Re: >Be me
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:23:32 PM »
Son.

Your uncle is gay.
Lol no he isnt.
Yeah my uncles husband is a man, they live together and even sleep in the same bed but to be gay you have to put a penis in your butt. And my uncle specifically told me he doesn't do that. So stop spreading rumours or I'll sue you for thousands if not millions

18469
Serious / Re: Coach suspended for praying with students
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:20:36 PM »
Ok this thread is getting out of hand, I'm going lock it to stop any confrontation.

18470
The Flood / >Be me
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:19:05 PM »
>Curious to know what cheat looks like
>Cheat says his picture can be found by searching cheatlancer on google images
>Search
>Browse google images
>Find this
>OMG CHEAT IS AN APE
>hory shiet
>my mom got scared
>says I have to live with uncle and uncle in LA

18471
Gaming / Re: Shadow of Mordor Reviews.
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:06:36 PM »
One thing I want to know... Will the Orcs still remember your past encounters? Like you burning or wounding them.
I remember watching a developer video where they mentioned this. If you burn them or something like that they will remember and become more resistant the next time you encounter them.

18472
6ft
I'm good I think. Facial aesthetics are more important

18473
The Flood / Re: Describe your first ejaculation experience.
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:34:43 PM »
it was good

18474
Wait what?
As my initiation Cheat made me balance a ping pong ball on the tip of my dick?
THE FUCK?

18475
The Flood / Re: Least favorite Floodians?
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:02:19 PM »

18476
The Flood / Re: Least favorite Floodians?
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:51:15 AM »
You
Xboxdotcom
bastage

18477
The Flood / Re: On Sunday I will be employed again
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:31:11 AM »
Just got back from an interview, I'll know if I get the job on Sunday. Ehhh feel like I fucked it up
I never know how interviews go. If I feel like I nailed it, I never get a call back. If I screwed it up, I get a job offer.

Good luck!
Thanks man. It's only a part time thing but in my area job positions fill up so fucking quickly so to get to the second interviews and fuck up will be quite annoying.

18478
The Flood / Re: Lord Francis has come, and he demands your devotion.
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:26:55 AM »
One of the minor reasons I'm leaving is because I pulled a troll SOO bad, it almost got me banned from Destiny AND Bungie.net.
You're john cena?

18479
The Flood / Re: Lord Francis has come, and he demands your devotion.
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:25:04 AM »
I love how all the people that called us toxic are deciding to join because they finally figured out b.net sucks.

but I'm not coming here.
Yet...here you are...

I'd like to fill this weekend with as many lulz as possible. If I'm going out, I'm going out with a bang.
I don't think you're going to get that here. You're welcome to try but this place isn't full of 12 year olds that'll over hype your lame trolling.

Lame? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If you think its lame, you haven't seen the REALLY good stuff. I've pulled some of the most elaborate stuff to ever occur on the internet. Even my crap trolls are hilarious; considering half of B.net still thinks I'm female. The good stuff can't be revealed yet due to the shitstorms it would cause.

Just you wait.
>Spends all his time trolling
>Fat
>Sits home all day
>Proud of himself

18480
The Flood / Re: On Sunday I will be employed again
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:23:29 AM »
Just got back from an interview, I'll know if I get the job on Sunday. Ehhh feel like I fucked it up

Pages: 1 ... 614615616 617618 ... 643