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17221
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:39:36 PM »
This still makes me laugh every time I think about it
oh my this guy goes the extra mile
17222
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:31:06 PM »
tfw 5'9"
I thought you were 50ft tall
17223
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:22:30 PM »
lol
They're just chocolates, buy her another pack. Or just tell her to stfu and deal with it.
17224
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:21:24 PM »
have you ever eaten chicken wings whilst a big booty stripper shook what her mama gave her in front of you?
17225
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:18:03 PM »
Penguin Party was cool though, no serious harassment or problems were caused
17226
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:06:01 PM »
In the world of super heroes Captain America is beta as fuck, let's just face it.
17227
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:03:30 PM »
Still not worse than this brb gon cri
17228
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:02:21 PM »
CANADIANS BUY BAGGED MILK
nigga how does that shit not burst.
are you like "lemme pour some milk from this bag"
the fuck homo erectus
17229
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:55:53 PM »
But us tall people have shorter lives
at least we can be alpha during our prime, no one gives a shit when you're old
17230
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:53:46 PM »
ossku is my koti
17231
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:52:52 PM »
lol short people http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2818910/Men-shorter-5ft-9ins-25-likely-die-dementia.htmlBeing short increases a person's chances of dying from dementia, new research has shown.
Men under 5ft 6in in height were 50 per cent more likely to suffer death from Alzheimer's or other forms of dementia than those taller than 5ft 10in, scientists found.
Women were less at risk, but those shorter than 5ft 1in were still 35 per cent more likely to have their lives ended by the disease than those taller than 5ft 5in.
Scientists analysed findings from 18 population studies with more than 180,000 participants, comparing the risk of dying from dementia for the tallest and shortest men and women.
They stressed there was no evidence that lack of height triggered the brain-deteriorating condition, the most common form of which is Alzheimer's.
But height could be a marker of other factors that might influence dementia risk, even early in life. Spoiler yes dailymail i fucking know. I'm not trying to be serious
17232
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:49:06 PM »
Every time I click on one of your threads I keep thinking its one of Slash's threads.
Yeah it's to many others, I've changed it
17233
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:46:49 PM »
Why didn't you uppercut her?
I don't hit women
And that's why this women walked all over you, I want you to knock the next women you see the fuck out.
I don't let women walk all over me, it's just that I'm much more powerful than a women so fighting them would just be downright unfair.
17234
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:44:21 PM »
Why didn't you uppercut her?
I don't hit women
17235
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:41:21 PM »
So this customer bought some items which were quite large but wanted to go shopping for a few more things so she asked me to string them together whilst she shopped and would pick them up later. It was quite busy so I thought I may as leave it until it isn't as busy. Well she came in earlier than expected and got my colleague to string them together for her. She saw me and was like
"I asked him to do it but he's clearly forgot about it"
She then grabbed my arm and started slapping it whilst calling me a naughty boy repeatedly.
I was just like >.> yeah......
In my mind I was like bitch don't get your ebola hands on me(she was white fyi not black)
If she was hot I wouldn't have cared obviously because I'm not gay but she was an old (I'm into milfs but this bitch was old than Christ) white lady and I could smell alcohol off her.
17236
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:30:34 PM »
lol didn't read op
17237
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:18:05 PM »
you're pretty dumd
HAHA! Wow! How embarrassing. That might be even worse than calling someone a "looser" or saying "your an idiot."
We can't be too hard on them yanks psy. They're a little slower than everyone else
17238
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:33:23 PM »
People like that are fucking idiots. Taking a day off to play a silly video game. There's a beta bitch in my class that got my lecture cancelled around the time alien was released to play it.
17239
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:17:56 PM »
Tell people you know where Madeleine McCann is. They'll love you
They'll literally flock to you.
'My daughter was kidnapped please buy my book and make me a millionaire"
17240
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:17:01 PM »
Which shop was this?
Centra
Wait this is in Northern Ireland? Well, I'm not suprised.
I almost forgot you guys don't have Centra, you have Summerfeild... eww
we may only have Summerfields but , really northern Ireland? Northern Ireland is full of people that take pills anally because it supposedly "works faster"
17241
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:15:07 PM »
Tell people you know where Madeleine McCann is. They'll love you
17242
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:11:55 PM »
Steal Something. Or bang a bitch in their bed
17243
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:11:00 PM »
Was it a Boots meal deal?
Nope, Centra.
Ew northern Ireland. Why the fuck would you live there?
Don't you know?
Kiyo's favourite pass-time is crossing the border and murdering Catholic babies.
that's strange why doesn't she go to London. Lots of Muslim babies there
17244
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:01:19 PM »
Was it a Boots meal deal?
Nope, Centra.
Ew northern Ireland. Why the fuck would you live there?
17245
« on: November 03, 2014, 12:35:55 PM »
Tool has good lyrics. I don't know what the hell you're talking about, your post is autistic as fuck.
Didnt take you for a tool kinda guy. I always thought you were more rap/hiphop
17246
« on: November 03, 2014, 12:33:24 PM »
Was it a Boots meal deal?
17247
« on: November 03, 2014, 12:32:01 PM »
Which part of britbongistan?
17248
« on: November 03, 2014, 12:26:44 PM »
the fuck has happened to gaming
Probably has something to do with the fact that game prices haven't gone up in over a decade despite exponentially increasing production costs and the demand for higher quality.
yeah sure but sales have increased. Triple A titles are making the cost of development typically within the first week of sales. It's also the publishers and developers of said triple A titles that are usually the greediest whilst the smaller/indie developers stick to treating the fans properly.
17249
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:44:47 AM »
I'm in my last year before university which in the UK is referred to as college or a levels. I also have a part time job.
Your system literally makes no sense.
our system is not hard to grasp. You're in primary school until the age of 11. It's called year 1 to 6. Then you're in secondary school years 7 to 11, ages 11-16. After that you go to college and do 2 years of a levels or remain at your secondary school to do them. Now you're 18 and off to university
17250
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:42:20 AM »
I have low latent inhibition.
Me > you
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