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The Flood / Re: Last night's dream amazes me
« on: November 05, 2014, 03:15:54 PM »
I once had a dream I was driving in a car with Jeremy Clarkson and I accidental ejaculated on his jeans.
Fuck knows why, weird as shit man. brb let me go hit myself

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The Flood / Re: Personal statements suck
« on: November 05, 2014, 03:13:11 PM »
"I want to make money. Leave me the fuck alone with these down-syndrome questions"
that's what I want to say but I can't.

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The Flood / Personal statements suck
« on: November 05, 2014, 03:10:51 PM »
Non Brits are so lucky they don't have to talk shit about why they want to chose that specific university course.

"blah blah i wan do petroleum engineering because i liek sunflower oil"
fuck nigga i got the grades just let me in.


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The Flood / Re: 3000 NIGGA
« on: November 05, 2014, 03:09:11 PM »
3000 pls
upvote pls someone downvoted me. i was heroic for like a minute :(
I've already done it for the day babes

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The Flood / Re: 3000 NIGGA
« on: November 05, 2014, 03:06:24 PM »
3000 pls

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Gaming / Re: Derstiny 2 already in development.
« on: November 05, 2014, 02:54:40 PM »
Well they cut content to as sell DLC so they have free time now.

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The Flood / Re: ASS AND TITTIES
« on: November 05, 2014, 02:48:37 PM »
aw you lucky bitch
I'm 776 away

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The Flood / Re: PSA New Sep7agon Logo
« on: November 05, 2014, 02:44:02 PM »
As a jew I'm offended.
SHILL IN HELL JUDE SCHWEIN!
I swear to Ariel Sharon I'll post that photo I just pm'd you.

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The Flood / Re: PSA New Sep7agon Logo
« on: November 05, 2014, 02:43:02 PM »
As a jew I'm offended.

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The Flood / Re: I learned something about marijuana enthusiasts this week
« on: November 05, 2014, 02:31:57 PM »
Do you want a medal?
Aren't you that Jewish guy who called me your goyim the other day?

And yes, I want a medal. Dental gold pls.
THe fuck! A jew? Fuck off

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The Flood / Re: Typical Staff Conversation
« on: November 05, 2014, 02:30:44 PM »
Fuck slash

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The Flood / Re: I learned something about marijuana enthusiasts this week
« on: November 05, 2014, 02:30:21 PM »
Do you want a medal?

17083
The Flood / Re: My Fellow Military Members, How/When/Why Did You Join?
« on: November 05, 2014, 02:27:07 PM »
Have you ever raped or killed civilian?

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Serious / Re: I'm starting to lose it
« on: November 05, 2014, 02:09:36 PM »
Get a job then? Apply where it suits your degree and hope for the best. Until then try out some retail positions. You like games? Apply at a store that sells games.

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The Flood / Re: I got new tires for my car yesterday
« on: November 05, 2014, 02:00:30 PM »
How much did they cost?

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The Flood / Re: The Floods national animal
« on: November 05, 2014, 01:57:05 PM »
a bbc

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The Flood / Re: #tacoproblems
« on: November 05, 2014, 01:51:51 PM »
>tfw never had a taco.
HEY JONO MAKE ME ONE ASAP!
EASY ON THE GUCAMOLE
How the fak have you not ever eaten a taco?!

Buy some beef, seasoning, shells, shredded cheese, taco sauce, lettuce, sour cream, and tomato
that doesn't sound very nice tbh. I'd rather have some salmon and stir fry noodles for dinner

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The Flood / Re: #tacoproblems
« on: November 05, 2014, 01:47:21 PM »
I bet you eat crunchy tacos. Faggot


aww hell naw!



is that a 330ml can of coke?
355 according to the label. Normal size.
looks at least 500ml, must be the angle

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The Flood / Re: #tacoproblems
« on: November 05, 2014, 01:41:53 PM »
I bet you eat crunchy tacos. Faggot


aww hell naw!



is that a 330ml can of coke?

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The Flood / Re: #tacoproblems
« on: November 05, 2014, 01:38:21 PM »
>tfw never had a taco.
HEY JONO MAKE ME ONE ASAP!
EASY ON THE GUCAMOLE

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The Flood / Re: Bye.
« on: November 05, 2014, 01:26:27 PM »
Aw rosso, please don't feel like this. Talk to someone about it, irl or on here, my pms are open. just don't do anything silly

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The Flood / Re: Lukewarm confession thread.
« on: November 05, 2014, 08:53:07 AM »
Am I really that unfamiliar? I feel as though I should go back to b.net and thrash out some business again for a couple of months. Is every new immigrant going to get confused over something as simple as my name? Oh! Do private groups still exist?
dont you fucking dare
I probably won't but do private groups still exist?
yeah they do but most are a ghost town. Plus groups have adopted the shitty layout

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The Flood / Re: Lukewarm confession thread.
« on: November 05, 2014, 08:16:41 AM »
Am I really that unfamiliar? I feel as though I should go back to b.net and thrash out some business again for a couple of months. Is every new immigrant going to get confused over something as simple as my name? Oh! Do private groups still exist?
dont you fucking dare

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The Flood / Re: I just smoked a joint
« on: November 05, 2014, 08:07:15 AM »
Do you have food?

Eating after a joint is so satisfying
I've already eaten, thank you, but could you help me with answering a couple of questions?
I'm off to work in 20 minutes and have some tea brewing, shoot.
Could I come inside and join you for some tea?
I advise you do to be honest, London is very chilly today. Even for me and I love the cold.

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The Flood / Re: I just smoked a joint
« on: November 05, 2014, 08:01:48 AM »
Do you have food?

Eating after a joint is so satisfying
I've already eaten, thank you, but could you help me with answering a couple of questions?
I'm off to work in 20 minutes and have some tea brewing, shoot.

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The Flood / Re: I just smoked a joint
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:41:03 AM »
Do you have food?

Eating after a joint is so satisfying

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The Flood / Re: describe your daily routine
« on: November 05, 2014, 07:34:41 AM »
Wake up
shower
brush teeth
eat
go to lectures
Go to work
come home
Lift if I have time
eat
either do assignments or go out somewhere
sleep

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Serious / Re: So a guy on /b/ killed some lady
« on: November 05, 2014, 02:16:17 AM »
pm

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The Flood / Re: Religious people who haven't yet read Harry Potter
« on: November 05, 2014, 02:15:57 AM »
The devil wrote Harry Potter to distract the children from reading the bible.

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The Flood / Re: Focnr is online
« on: November 05, 2014, 02:03:29 AM »
Fornicate

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