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10831
The Flood / Re: What's going on?
« on: April 02, 2015, 07:50:21 AM »
People ask, Gatsby are you an actor? A model?

No, I'm a hoe.
Are you an actor? A model?
No, I'm a hoe.
What's your daily routine? How do you maintain your hoe status?
My routine in the day is pretty much generic. Wake up, shower, eat, work or lectures. At night though I am a devil, how else do I pay for all my things.
Come visit me?
I'm not getting a plane to Wollongong.
Lol, why do you know that random place name? Because it amuses you?

What if I lived in Humpty Doo?
When I was 5 I had am Australian English teacher, he was from Wollongong.
But yeah at the time the name was very amusing.
I had an american science teacher once. He, no shit, looked like Colonel Sanders, the kfc guy, it was hilarious. And he couldn't say peoples names properly because of his accent.
Duck America, were you a prick to him?
Sort of. I sat up the back and made mischief. But I did that all the time for at least half my school career no matter where I was.
Good.

10832
The Flood / Re: Those shows that bring out the feels
« on: April 02, 2015, 07:49:17 AM »
I cried watching the finale of Friends.
I cried for you after reading this comment. Das, please.
I cried for your mother after she birthed you.
Comeback.

(but really... Friends? You must have the artistic standards/discernment of a sea sponge :P )
MONICA AND CHANDLER LEFT THE APARTMENT AND THE CITY. THIS IS A BIG FUCKING DEAL

10833
The Flood / Re: What's going on?
« on: April 02, 2015, 07:20:44 AM »
People ask, Gatsby are you an actor? A model?

No, I'm a hoe.
Are you an actor? A model?
No, I'm a hoe.
What's your daily routine? How do you maintain your hoe status?
My routine in the day is pretty much generic. Wake up, shower, eat, work or lectures. At night though I am a devil, how else do I pay for all my things.
Come visit me?
I'm not getting a plane to Wollongong.
Lol, why do you know that random place name? Because it amuses you?

What if I lived in Humpty Doo?
When I was 5 I had am Australian English teacher, he was from Wollongong.
But yeah at the time the name was very amusing.
I had an american science teacher once. He, no shit, looked like Colonel Sanders, the kfc guy, it was hilarious. And he couldn't say peoples names properly because of his accent.
Duck America, were you a prick to him?

10834
The Flood / Re: Those shows that bring out the feels
« on: April 02, 2015, 07:19:11 AM »
Prison break and lost played with my heart strings

10835
The Flood / Re: What's going on?
« on: April 02, 2015, 07:16:57 AM »
People ask, Gatsby are you an actor? A model?

No, I'm a hoe.
Are you an actor? A model?
No, I'm a hoe.
What's your daily routine? How do you maintain your hoe status?
My routine in the day is pretty much generic. Wake up, shower, eat, work or lectures. At night though I am a devil, how else do I pay for all my things.
Come visit me?
I'm not getting a plane to Wollongong.
Lol, why do you know that random place name? Because it amuses you?

What if I lived in Humpty Doo?
When I was 5 I had am Australian English teacher, he was from Wollongong.
But yeah at the time the name was very amusing.

And no, humpty doo isn't amusing. Is sounds like Scooby doo and that shit scares the jinkies out of me.

10836
The Flood / Re: What's going on?
« on: April 02, 2015, 07:12:54 AM »
People ask, Gatsby are you an actor? A model?

No, I'm a hoe.
Are you an actor? A model?
No, I'm a hoe.
What's your daily routine? How do you maintain your hoe status?
My routine in the day is pretty much generic. Wake up, shower, eat, work or lectures. At night though I am a devil, how else do I pay for all my things.
Come visit me?
I'm not getting a plane to Wollongong.

10837
The Flood / Re: What's going on?
« on: April 02, 2015, 07:10:58 AM »
People ask, Gatsby are you an actor? A model?

No, I'm a hoe.
Are you an actor? A model?
No, I'm a hoe.
What's your daily routine? How do you maintain your hoe status?
My routine in the day is pretty much generic. Wake up, shower, eat, work or lectures. At night though I am a devil, how else do I pay for all my things.

10838
The Flood / Re: What's going on?
« on: April 02, 2015, 07:07:00 AM »
People ask, Gatsby are you an actor? A model?

No, I'm a hoe.
Are you an actor? A model?
No, I'm a hoe.

10839
The Flood / Re: essentially getting sleep deprication drunk, ama
« on: April 02, 2015, 07:06:31 AM »
Opinion of Fatsby?

10840
The Flood / Re: Announcement of the new mod.
« on: April 02, 2015, 07:04:17 AM »
Dont scare me like that LC

10841
The Flood / Re: What's going on?
« on: April 02, 2015, 07:02:39 AM »
People ask, Gatsby are you an actor? A model?

No, I'm a hoe.

10842
Serious / Re: Wait, why do we hate Bill Maher again?
« on: April 02, 2015, 06:09:22 AM »
he's great

10843
The Flood / Re: Just making sure.
« on: April 02, 2015, 05:53:58 AM »
why are you such a kus?

10844
The Flood / Re: I have now joined a Christian organization
« on: April 02, 2015, 05:17:05 AM »
Kill yourself

10845
The Flood / Re: Tru controls the spice, Tru controls the universe.
« on: April 01, 2015, 08:02:26 PM »
how have I just seen this thread
Change your name.

Now.
M O D  A B U S E
O
D

A
B
U
S
E
ikr?
It's not my fault if shorty has daddy issues

10846
The Flood / Re: Alright, you guys got me
« on: April 01, 2015, 08:01:51 PM »
(Select pokemon)
>Tru
(Attack)
>Ban

It's very effective

10847
Gaming / Re: Anyone interested in playing Heists sometime soon?
« on: April 01, 2015, 07:59:52 PM »
I've been on for 2 hours driving aimlessly
; _ ;

had to go to sleep

10849
The Flood / Re: Tru controls the spice, Tru controls the universe.
« on: April 01, 2015, 07:53:33 PM »
how have I just seen this thread
Change your name.

Now.
only if you tell me why?

10850
The Flood / Re: >Religious people
« on: April 01, 2015, 07:53:04 PM »
People like that need to be round up in camps.

Harvest their organs and do scientific testing on them.

10851
The Flood / Re: Tru controls the spice, Tru controls the universe.
« on: April 01, 2015, 07:51:30 PM »
how have I just seen this thread

10852
Serious / Re: The Iraq War
« on: April 01, 2015, 07:50:11 PM »
JET FUEL CANT MELT SAND BEAMS

10853
The Flood / Re: lol, a bunch of homofags just got lynched in russia
« on: April 01, 2015, 07:35:03 PM »
LOL

10854
The Flood / Re: Who wants a 2.5some?
« on: April 01, 2015, 06:01:14 PM »

10855
The Flood / Re: Who wants a 2.5some?
« on: April 01, 2015, 06:00:07 PM »
daddy doesn't share
fuck off brother omar
im brother gatsby, brother omar was martyred

10856
The Flood / Re: Who wants a 2.5some?
« on: April 01, 2015, 05:55:53 PM »
daddy doesn't share

10857
Gaming / Re: Anyone interested in playing Heists sometime soon?
« on: April 01, 2015, 05:52:14 PM »
okay i'll be online in a bit

10858
The Flood / Re: So is this where all the old Bnet members come to now?
« on: April 01, 2015, 04:38:03 PM »
prove yourself you fat fuck

10859
Gaming / Re: Anyone interested in playing Heists sometime soon?
« on: April 01, 2015, 04:31:57 PM »
Tonight?
i have the shiity podcast to do

i could do both

10860
The Flood / Re: Announcement of the new mod.
« on: April 01, 2015, 04:24:16 PM »
The fuck?
Gootsby no... No.
im not just tru's daddy. im everyones daddy

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