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The Flood / Re: Soooo How do I go about writing a decent resume.
« on: April 12, 2015, 03:10:30 AM »
Sell yourself. This is for a retail position right?

Talk about why they should hire you, articulate your skills and achievements into a moderately sized paragraph. Not too long but not short either. List your previous job placements and include the contact details of your previous employers so they can get a reference. Maybe list your grades too.

10502
The Flood / Re: Description Thread
« on: April 11, 2015, 07:15:37 PM »
I'll just go to Syria and takbir myself

Masha'allah brother! We will go to the Khilafah and slaughter all the kuffār!
Ameen akhi, for the caliph Abu Bakir.

10503
The Flood / Re: Who is the shittier user?
« on: April 11, 2015, 07:12:36 PM »
Tru

10504
The Flood / Re: going to a massive rager tonight AMA me anything
« on: April 11, 2015, 06:12:13 PM »
when are we going to fuck?
keep workin those squats and i'll consider it ;)
we're the same person it's basically masturbating

10505
Serious / Re: Russia is at it again
« on: April 11, 2015, 06:10:01 PM »
at least isis allow memes

10506
The Flood / Re: going to a massive rager tonight AMA me anything
« on: April 11, 2015, 05:55:03 PM »
when are we going to fuck?

10507
The Flood / Re: 4oD is such a pain in the bloody arse
« on: April 11, 2015, 05:49:34 PM »
Ohhh I saw the ad for that, thanks for reminding me. gonna watch it tomorrow morning.
but yeah about 4od, it's pretty much impossible to evade their ads, they have a very smart in place, i've tried so many chrome extensions and scripts but nothings worked. did you catch the last bear grylls survival island? that one was cool too

10508
The Flood / Re: If I made a chatroom....
« on: April 11, 2015, 05:37:44 PM »
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10509
The Flood / Re: Great work guys, great work....
« on: April 11, 2015, 05:24:32 PM »
:^ )

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The Flood / Re: Description Thread
« on: April 11, 2015, 05:14:36 PM »
1. live in the UK, more specifically londonstan
2. roast salmon and tea. oh baby, not together obviously, but yeah.
3. I'm 6ft, skinny with a retarded skin colour, my face and arms are of a light tan complexion while the parts of my body that remained tucked away from the sun are white. dumb as fuck i know. I have my hair cut every 2 weeks, short on the sides and the top is left a little longer.
4. I've been accepted at Portsmouth university to study petroleum engineering, I'm going to stick to it religiously but If it doesn't work out I guess I'll just go to Syria and takbir myself
Why not both?

Finish studying petroleum engineering then go work in an ISIS refinery!

Al-Bagdadhi wants you for saving the Caliphate.
mhm yes, tax free too.


Edit: lol i just saw this like 5 mins later
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/isis-advertises-10-jobs-in-the-caliphate-including-press-officers-bomb-makers-and-teachers-10168485.html

10511
The Flood / Re: Joel and Jack meet the Kinectanimals
« on: April 11, 2015, 05:08:18 PM »
Spoiler

10512
The Flood / Re: The Human Centipede 3 trailer
« on: April 11, 2015, 04:59:48 PM »
shit movie series
gore doesn't phase me but this movie series is a heaping sack of bs
You should try watching A Serbian Film
"a 2010 Serbian erotic thriller and exploitation film"
that's my sunday night sorted then

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The Flood / Re: The Human Centipede 3 trailer
« on: April 11, 2015, 04:56:52 PM »
shit movie series
gore doesn't phase me but this movie series is a heaping sack of bs

10514
The Flood / Re: I have some good news flood
« on: April 11, 2015, 04:51:18 PM »
I've loved you since day one i swear

10515
The Flood / Re: Description Thread
« on: April 11, 2015, 04:48:25 PM »
1. live in the UK, more specifically londonstan
2. roast salmon and tea. oh baby, not together obviously, but yeah.
3. I'm 6ft, skinny with a retarded skin colour, my face and arms are of a light tan complexion while the parts of my body that remained tucked away from the sun are white. dumb as fuck i know. I have my hair cut every 2 weeks, short on the sides and the top is left a little longer.
4. I've been accepted at Portsmouth university to study petroleum engineering, I'm going to stick to it religiously but If it doesn't work out I guess I'll just go to Syria and takbir myself

10516
The Flood / Re: Andrew Garfield Spider-Man
« on: April 11, 2015, 03:43:43 PM »
Am I the only one who wishes him and Harry had a gay romance?
Why the fuck not? I mean they already botched his character by casting Andrew.
that wouldn't be canon

10517
The Flood / Re: fav boy member
« on: April 11, 2015, 03:27:37 PM »
stuff

10518
The Flood / Re: Andrew Garfield Spider-Man
« on: April 11, 2015, 03:18:41 PM »
he didn't portray the peter parker persona very well

10519
The Flood / Re: Just want to give a shout out
« on: April 11, 2015, 03:14:32 PM »
yeahhhhh no....

10520
The Flood / Re: I'm on a mission to find out this chicks name
« on: April 11, 2015, 02:40:56 PM »
It's tru

10521
The Flood / Re: Plug.DJ, anyone?
« on: April 11, 2015, 01:42:19 PM »
throw that boypussy white boy remake? i think so

10522
The Flood / Re: fav girl member
« on: April 11, 2015, 01:17:35 PM »

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The Flood / Re: elegiac = respectful
« on: April 11, 2015, 01:17:10 PM »
Elegiac is only respectful because he is short. He has to be otherwise no one will be his friend.

10524
The Flood / Re: does anyone still remember Arky?
« on: April 11, 2015, 01:14:28 PM »
wasn't he the guy obsessed with camcamm?

10525
The Flood / Re: fav girl member
« on: April 11, 2015, 01:13:33 PM »
gatsby
oh hey stud wanna take me to the Rodeo?

10526
I'd buy it solely for  single player but I will be disappointed if it doesn't have big team. Small 4v4 is fun for when I want to play competitively and when I'm feeling a little more casual I switch over to big team. Oh boy thinking about big team ctf on sandtrap with the elephants brings back good memories.

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The Flood / Re: fav girl member
« on: April 11, 2015, 05:55:34 AM »

10528
The Flood / Re: When mods send you a warning or ban...
« on: April 11, 2015, 05:16:33 AM »
^lol

10529
The Flood / Re: Is Youtube down for anyone else?
« on: April 11, 2015, 03:34:40 AM »
No.

10530
The Flood / Re: Another woman fail
« on: April 10, 2015, 07:26:06 PM »
ITT: People trying to get me mad.

It's not working Lemon. Give up.
people? Lemon isn't kinder, he only counts as one person.

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