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The Flood / Re: Tfw your balls are silky smooth
« on: June 06, 2016, 12:04:18 AM »
Oh my god, those balls are as smooth as eggs.
Yes I'll suck them.
Yes I'll suck them.
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The Flood / Re: Tfw your balls are silky smooth« on: June 06, 2016, 12:04:18 AM »
Oh my god, those balls are as smooth as eggs.
Yes I'll suck them. 902
The Flood / Re: Belle is THE most beautiful Disney Princess of all time !!!« on: June 05, 2016, 11:54:06 PM »Rapunzelyou just like mandy moore lol Yes sir! Beautiful and a soothing voice. 903
The Flood / Re: Can we get a chess plugin?« on: June 05, 2016, 11:53:33 PM »
Fuck that, give us a hold em poker plugin so I can take all of your Sep7agon Currency.
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The Flood / Re: Belle is THE most beautiful Disney Princess of all time !!!« on: June 05, 2016, 11:51:18 PM »
Rapunzel
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The Flood / Re: Misconceptions about sex« on: June 05, 2016, 11:50:23 PM »
15-20 minutes is where it's at.
Anything longer and I'm sweating like I'm at the gym and any shorter and she's not cumming. Remember fellas, if your girl isn't cumming, you didn't even really have sex. Be courteous. 906
The Flood / Re: Brock Lesnar vs everyone on Sep7« on: June 05, 2016, 08:15:20 PM »
Yes we would. Just the sheer amount of people.
I'd kick him right in the intestines and hes fucked. 907
Serious / Re: Top-tier banter from Clinton on Trump« on: June 05, 2016, 02:23:50 PM »Cant wait until she gets her ass kicked in November.If she does win, how will you react? I'm just curious since you seem so sure he's gonna win. Exactly. Plus there is much less violent crime. Its a great place to live. 908
Serious / Re: Top-tier banter from Clinton on Trump« on: June 05, 2016, 02:23:02 PM »No you're not. Everyone says that every election cycle. And heads up, they're far more left than America is and allow far more refugees.Cant wait until she gets her ass kicked in November.If she does win, how will you react? I'm just curious since you seem so sure he's gonna win. How you gonna tell me what I'm gonna do? 909
The Flood / Re: Is letting a girl suck your dick cheating?« on: June 05, 2016, 10:47:12 AM »If you have a wife, yes.Can you rape your GF? Yes 910
The Flood / Re: Retirement plans?« on: June 05, 2016, 10:46:34 AM »
Die before I run out of money.
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The Flood / Re: Is letting a girl suck your dick cheating?« on: June 04, 2016, 12:43:09 PM »If you have a wife, yes.what the fuck kind of logic is this You're not legally attached. No ring = Let her suck your thing 912
Serious / Re: Top-tier banter from Clinton on Trump« on: June 04, 2016, 10:31:01 AM »Cant wait until she gets her ass kicked in November.If she does win, how will you react? I'm just curious since you seem so sure he's gonna win. I'm moving to Canada 913
The Flood / Re: Muhammad Ali is officially gone. Rest in peace« on: June 04, 2016, 12:12:46 AM »
RIP the GOAT
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The Flood / Re: Is letting a girl suck your dick cheating?« on: June 04, 2016, 12:12:26 AM »
If you have a wife, yes.
If she's only your GF, no. 916
Serious / Re: Top-tier banter from Clinton on Trump« on: June 03, 2016, 03:23:46 PM »
Cant wait until she gets her ass kicked in November.
You dems made the biggest mistake ever running her instead of Bernie. 917
The Flood / Re: Who was the first member of your family to have kids?« on: June 03, 2016, 10:46:27 AM »
I'm assuming you mean between my siblings and I?
Me. 918
The Flood / Re: Another girl with a marine boyfriend wants to fuck wat do« on: June 02, 2016, 07:50:46 PM »
Cmon Jody
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The Flood / Re: A serious discussion on what it means to be in love« on: May 31, 2016, 11:28:21 PM »
Love is when you can hangout with the same person for 70 years and still find them bearable after the first few.
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The Flood / Re: What's your mobile's wallpaper?« on: May 31, 2016, 04:43:44 PM »
Picture of my Dog
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The Flood / Re: Why should I not kill myself?« on: May 31, 2016, 10:20:34 AM »
Itt: 90% are Pussies who talk shit on Roman despite their life being significantly worse than his. Stay mad teenage virgins.
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The Flood / Re: ITT: Post Things That Would Impress Any Woman.« on: May 30, 2016, 10:37:40 PM »923
Serious / Re: what are your thoughts on "sugar daddying" for college students?« on: May 30, 2016, 06:35:49 PM »Except it's digesting and degrading and no decent woman wants to do it.Doesn't matter, there's nothing wrong with prostitution. ^ 924
The Flood / Re: You can kill one person in history...« on: May 30, 2016, 05:50:44 PM »
Sure I would.
I'd go kill Hitler. 925
Serious / Re: Snoop Dogg: "Fuck Roots"« on: May 30, 2016, 05:46:08 PM »
It gets good ratings. Thats the only reason.
Thats why news networks play the racism card so much. I'll be watching it, just to see if they did justice to the original roots. 926
The Flood / Re: Did Roman kill himself?« on: May 29, 2016, 01:50:23 PM »I feel like a dick for saying this, but I'm not gonna lie, if Roman did kill himself, it'd be one of the least sympathetic suicides ever, to the point where I'd almost consider it being worthy of a Darwin Award. You're a faggot 927
The Flood / Re: I'm sunburnt as fuck ama« on: May 28, 2016, 06:28:59 PM »
Same here. Was just out by the pool for 8 hours.
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The Flood / Re: if you gtot paid 1 milliton dollars would you wear a chastity belt?« on: May 28, 2016, 06:27:27 PM »
No sex for a year for a milly? Yes sir
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The Flood / Re: My nigga Johnny did no wrong« on: May 27, 2016, 08:22:40 PM »
My nigga Johnny didn't do anything wrong. He is a good quarterback.
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The Flood / Re: if I had a bad sense of humor would I have every Family Guy episode memorized« on: May 27, 2016, 07:44:41 PM »guess I have a bad sense of humor then.new one where chris gets pity elected was great Very relate able. We did that to our Homecoming king Junior year. |