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Gaming / Re: I'm the best Halo player on these forums.
« on: June 18, 2016, 02:49:56 PM »
Add me for all 1v1s.

GOAT OfSep7agon

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Gaming / I'm the best Halo player on these forums.
« on: June 18, 2016, 12:33:55 PM »

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Serious / Re: What is your honest opinion on Islam?
« on: June 18, 2016, 12:32:41 PM »
Its a fucking joke of a religion. Kind of like Christianity was before reformation.


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The Flood / Re: The world is ending
« on: June 18, 2016, 12:30:40 PM »
Don't immediately make sexual advances towards her, as you seem to tend to do. Be nice, act friendly, talk about things that are fun and interesting.

Don't try to interact with her physically, that also seems to end up being your downfall. Don't be clingy in your texts with her. Don't talk about how you want to fucking cuddle or some cringy shit like that.

See her as a person, as a friend to be made. Not as a pair of tits.

Contemporary culture has been covered in a sickening coating of carnality, in which sexuality is the only focus in relations between men and women. Don't let the movies influence how you see women, or how you interact with them. Don't let contemporary culture trick you into doing something wrong or stupid.

Ignore the damage to your genitalia. You're not going to be meeting her to find someone to fuck. You're meeting her to find someone who you get along well with, and who makes you happy. Friendship. Friendship is the biggest part of romantic relationships, not just platonic ones. Contemporary culture tells us it's only about sexuality, that sexual intercourse is the only thing worth pursuing. This is wrong. Don't let something that could be potentially good for you be ruined. You want to prove everybody here wrong, and have this work out? Then don't make the dumb choices you seem to make every time.

Your advice belongs in the garbage.

Roman stop taking advice from virgins.

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The Flood / Re: The world is ending
« on: June 18, 2016, 12:29:38 PM »
Give her the sausage bro. 

Fuck her brains out and then laugh at Deci after.

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The Flood / Re: American users aged 18 to 30:
« on: June 18, 2016, 12:25:50 PM »
would I sign up? No.

But if I was drafted, of course I would go and fight.

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The Flood / Re: What would you do if we all went to Vegas
« on: June 17, 2016, 12:03:29 PM »
Hit strip Joints, gamble, and bet on sports.

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The Flood / Re: Game 7.
« on: June 17, 2016, 12:16:36 AM »
Who do you guys have winning?

If you asked me to place a bet, I would put my money and my brain on the Warriors.

But my heart is with the Cavs and I'll be rooting hard for Lebron and Cleveland.

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The Flood / Game 7.
« on: June 16, 2016, 10:46:51 PM »
Sunday night.

Who's excited?

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The Flood / Re: Book reccomendations.
« on: June 16, 2016, 06:43:23 PM »
Fantasy Life - Matthew Berry

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The Flood / Re: What college/university did you go to?
« on: June 16, 2016, 06:35:37 PM »
Penn State Undergrad
Rutgers Grad School

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Serious / Re: A Member of Parliament was shot and killed today
« on: June 16, 2016, 11:58:43 AM »
Whats the big deal about this European Union vote anyway?

Inform a yank like myself.

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The Flood / Have you ever sold drugs?
« on: June 16, 2016, 11:57:57 AM »
If not, would you ever?

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The Flood / Re: Girl wants me to take her virginity
« on: June 16, 2016, 01:18:42 AM »
Tear that bitch up!!!

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The Flood / Re: Do You Think Marriage Would Work Out for You?
« on: June 15, 2016, 07:14:41 PM »
Yep

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You gotta be kidding me bro. She's not going to cheat on you just because she's at some paradise island. Not more likely anyway.

And if she does, who cares? Just go fuck another chick and get back at her.

Yeah because revenge is sweet right? Its not like that shit never gets any worse...

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Two wrongs don't make a right.

Disagree.

If a chick cheats on you, You continue to fuck her while fucking as many other chicks as you can at the same time.

That's a great way for you to lose your manhood if she's a total psycho, also fuck dishonesty.

If I ever get cheated on, its over.

Lose my manhood? In this hypothetical scenario, she cheated on me first. So whatever happens to her is karma.

Also lol at letting any woman overpower you. Impossible.

The thing about a girl cutting your dick off while your sleeping, is that you're asleep.

You're assuming PSU sleeps. It's a well known fact that PSU subsists on sports, beer, kinky sex and fried foods.

Nowhere in that list do you see sleep

I wouldn't call missionary kinky, but that's just me.

YouTube

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You gotta be kidding me bro. She's not going to cheat on you just because she's at some paradise island. Not more likely anyway.

And if she does, who cares? Just go fuck another chick and get back at her.

Yeah because revenge is sweet right? Its not like that shit never gets any worse...

Spoiler
Two wrongs don't make a right.

Disagree.

If a chick cheats on you, You continue to fuck her while fucking as many other chicks as you can at the same time.

That's a great way for you to lose your manhood if she's a total psycho, also fuck dishonesty.

If I ever get cheated on, its over.

Lose my manhood? In this hypothetical scenario, she cheated on me first. So whatever happens to her is karma.

Also lol at letting any woman overpower you. Impossible.

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You gotta be kidding me bro. She's not going to cheat on you just because she's at some paradise island. Not more likely anyway.

And if she does, who cares? Just go fuck another chick and get back at her.

Yeah because revenge is sweet right? Its not like that shit never gets any worse...

Spoiler
Two wrongs don't make a right.

Disagree.

If a chick cheats on you, You continue to fuck her while fucking as many other chicks as you can at the same time.

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You gotta be kidding me bro. She's not going to cheat on you just because she's at some paradise island. Not more likely anyway.

And if she does, who cares? Just go fuck another chick and get back at her.

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The Flood / Re: I fucking HATE when people do this.
« on: June 15, 2016, 11:38:48 AM »
100% agree with Deci (when he was joking). Learn fucking English, this is America.

Obviously the family took it way too far. I would have just asked for a manager and asked for a new waiter, instead of making it a huge deal.

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The Flood / Re: I'm meeting a 36 year old for a fwb situation
« on: June 14, 2016, 10:44:51 PM »
Titty fuck her bro

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The Flood / Re: I'm meeting a 36 year old for a fwb situation
« on: June 14, 2016, 10:31:43 PM »
Good luck brother. Wrap it up and don't let any of these clown responses get you down. You're the man!

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Serious / Re: In a hypothetical situation...
« on: June 13, 2016, 10:05:19 PM »
Nothing wrong with it at all. You made no obligation to be in a relationship with her
Not fucked up at all.
But wouldn't that fuck with her emotionally?

You watching the game while she's talking to you will fuck her up emotionally. Anything will. She's a woman. They're irrational.

Unless you really like her, get your nut, and get out of there. Maybe get a nude picture or 2.
lmao

comparing leading a girl on and pretending you want a relationship for the sole purpose of getting off to watching tv while someone is talking

"but womens are crazy LMAO"

Kill yourself.

You're not leading her on at all. If she wants to blow you, she's going to. If she doesn't, she won't. Relationship status is meaningless.

Women are crazy. It's a fact.

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Serious / Re: In a hypothetical situation...
« on: June 13, 2016, 09:50:37 PM »
Nothing wrong with it at all. You made no obligation to be in a relationship with her
Not fucked up at all.
But wouldn't that fuck with her emotionally?

You watching the game while she's talking to you will fuck her up emotionally. Anything will. She's a woman. They're irrational.

Unless you really like her, get your nut, and get out of there. Maybe get a nude picture or 2.

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Serious / Re: In a hypothetical situation...
« on: June 13, 2016, 09:07:42 PM »
Not fucked up at all.

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Dota only because of the money

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The Flood / Re: Favorite youtuber?
« on: June 13, 2016, 12:07:37 AM »
My nigga Nadeshot

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Gaming / Re: E3 2016; EA and Bethesda today
« on: June 12, 2016, 03:36:51 PM »
Bro Fifa with an NBA2k type storyline.

Might have to buy it. Looks amazing.

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