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1561
Jive, stop being a bitch. The only reason people care about how many guys a girl has slept with is that they are scared of underperforming.

You have a small dick, there's nothing wrong with that. Just fuck harder.
Nah brah, I care, and I'm not worried about that. It's a matter of values, loyalty, and mindset.

Loyalty to someone she hasn't met yet, values based on irrational ideals, mindset... of hamsters...
Women who sleep around cannot be trusted for long term relationships. The fewer partners, the clearer it is that they can handle one.

If you're just looking for a lay, fuck whatever used up woman you want. Smart men will look for stable, quality partners.

That's not how it works though.

It pretty much is. I would never enter a relationship with a known skank/slut.

Well thank God psu is here to guide is in the right direction.

Just because someone has had multiple partners doesn't mean they are a skank or slut.

Depends on how many you consider "multiple".

1-2 is preferable IMO.

Two or 3? Thats tolerable.

4 or more? Zero chance I or any other guy in their right mind is going to lock her up.

have you ever cheated on your wife and 8 kids?

No I've never cheated on my wife while she has been my wife. And I only have 1 kid. Trying for #2 right now tho.

While she has been your wife. What about before?

When she was my girlfriend, a couple times.

But never cheated on her as a husband and when I was her fiance.

does she know about it?

of course not.

Saving for the scrapbook.

You're making a scrapbook?
huh... I was kidding, but it might be cool if someone just made a scrapbook for an end of the year post or something. you know, showing all the funny stuff said over the course of the year.

Thats actually a great idea lol

1562
Jive, stop being a bitch. The only reason people care about how many guys a girl has slept with is that they are scared of underperforming.

You have a small dick, there's nothing wrong with that. Just fuck harder.
Nah brah, I care, and I'm not worried about that. It's a matter of values, loyalty, and mindset.

Loyalty to someone she hasn't met yet, values based on irrational ideals, mindset... of hamsters...
Women who sleep around cannot be trusted for long term relationships. The fewer partners, the clearer it is that they can handle one.

If you're just looking for a lay, fuck whatever used up woman you want. Smart men will look for stable, quality partners.

That's not how it works though.

It pretty much is. I would never enter a relationship with a known skank/slut.

Well thank God psu is here to guide is in the right direction.

Just because someone has had multiple partners doesn't mean they are a skank or slut.

Depends on how many you consider "multiple".

1-2 is preferable IMO.

Two or 3? Thats tolerable.

4 or more? Zero chance I or any other guy in their right mind is going to lock her up.

have you ever cheated on your wife and 8 kids?

No I've never cheated on my wife while she has been my wife. And I only have 1 kid. Trying for #2 right now tho.

While she has been your wife. What about before?

When she was my girlfriend, a couple times.

But never cheated on her as a husband and when I was her fiance.

does she know about it?

of course not.

Saving for the scrapbook.

You're making a scrapbook?

1563
Jive, stop being a bitch. The only reason people care about how many guys a girl has slept with is that they are scared of underperforming.

You have a small dick, there's nothing wrong with that. Just fuck harder.
Nah brah, I care, and I'm not worried about that. It's a matter of values, loyalty, and mindset.

Loyalty to someone she hasn't met yet, values based on irrational ideals, mindset... of hamsters...
Women who sleep around cannot be trusted for long term relationships. The fewer partners, the clearer it is that they can handle one.

If you're just looking for a lay, fuck whatever used up woman you want. Smart men will look for stable, quality partners.

That's not how it works though.

It pretty much is. I would never enter a relationship with a known skank/slut.

Well thank God psu is here to guide is in the right direction.

Just because someone has had multiple partners doesn't mean they are a skank or slut.

Depends on how many you consider "multiple".

1-2 is preferable IMO.

Two or 3? Thats tolerable.

4 or more? Zero chance I or any other guy in their right mind is going to lock her up.

have you ever cheated on your wife and 8 kids?

No I've never cheated on my wife while she has been my wife. And I only have 1 kid. Trying for #2 right now tho.

While she has been your wife. What about before?

When she was my girlfriend, a couple times.

But never cheated on her as a husband and when I was her fiance.

does she know about it?

of course not.

1564
Jive, stop being a bitch. The only reason people care about how many guys a girl has slept with is that they are scared of underperforming.

You have a small dick, there's nothing wrong with that. Just fuck harder.
Nah brah, I care, and I'm not worried about that. It's a matter of values, loyalty, and mindset.

Loyalty to someone she hasn't met yet, values based on irrational ideals, mindset... of hamsters...
Women who sleep around cannot be trusted for long term relationships. The fewer partners, the clearer it is that they can handle one.

If you're just looking for a lay, fuck whatever used up woman you want. Smart men will look for stable, quality partners.

That's not how it works though.

It pretty much is. I would never enter a relationship with a known skank/slut.

Well thank God psu is here to guide is in the right direction.

Just because someone has had multiple partners doesn't mean they are a skank or slut.

Depends on how many you consider "multiple".

1-2 is preferable IMO.

Two or 3? Thats tolerable.

4 or more? Zero chance I or any other guy in their right mind is going to lock her up.

have you ever cheated on your wife and 8 kids?

No I've never cheated on my wife while she has been my wife. And I only have 1 kid. Trying for #2 right now tho.

While she has been your wife. What about before?

When she was my girlfriend, a couple times.

But never cheated on her as a husband and when I was her fiance.

1565
Jive, stop being a bitch. The only reason people care about how many guys a girl has slept with is that they are scared of underperforming.

You have a small dick, there's nothing wrong with that. Just fuck harder.
Nah brah, I care, and I'm not worried about that. It's a matter of values, loyalty, and mindset.

Loyalty to someone she hasn't met yet, values based on irrational ideals, mindset... of hamsters...
Women who sleep around cannot be trusted for long term relationships. The fewer partners, the clearer it is that they can handle one.

If you're just looking for a lay, fuck whatever used up woman you want. Smart men will look for stable, quality partners.

That's not how it works though.

It pretty much is. I would never enter a relationship with a known skank/slut.

Well thank God psu is here to guide is in the right direction.

Just because someone has had multiple partners doesn't mean they are a skank or slut.

Depends on how many you consider "multiple".

1-2 is preferable IMO.

Two or 3? Thats tolerable.

4 or more? Zero chance I or any other guy in their right mind is going to lock her up.

have you ever cheated on your wife and 8 kids?

No I've never cheated on my wife while she has been my wife. And I only have 1 kid. Trying for #2 right now tho.

1566
Jive, stop being a bitch. The only reason people care about how many guys a girl has slept with is that they are scared of underperforming.

You have a small dick, there's nothing wrong with that. Just fuck harder.
Nah brah, I care, and I'm not worried about that. It's a matter of values, loyalty, and mindset.

Loyalty to someone she hasn't met yet, values based on irrational ideals, mindset... of hamsters...
Women who sleep around cannot be trusted for long term relationships. The fewer partners, the clearer it is that they can handle one.

If you're just looking for a lay, fuck whatever used up woman you want. Smart men will look for stable, quality partners.

That's not how it works though.

It pretty much is. I would never enter a relationship with a known skank/slut.

Well thank God psu is here to guide is in the right direction.

Just because someone has had multiple partners doesn't mean they are a skank or slut.

Depends on how many you consider "multiple".

1-2 is preferable IMO.

Two or 3? Thats tolerable.

4 or more? Zero chance I or any other guy in their right mind is going to lock her up.

1567
Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Game Night/Cast Photo. PUSHED BACK TO SATURDAY.
« on: February 10, 2016, 02:17:21 PM »
Just wanted to add that I'm better at Halo 5 than everyone on Septa

1568
Jive, stop being a bitch. The only reason people care about how many guys a girl has slept with is that they are scared of underperforming.

You have a small dick, there's nothing wrong with that. Just fuck harder.
Nah brah, I care, and I'm not worried about that. It's a matter of values, loyalty, and mindset.

Loyalty to someone she hasn't met yet, values based on irrational ideals, mindset... of hamsters...
Women who sleep around cannot be trusted for long term relationships. The fewer partners, the clearer it is that they can handle one.

If you're just looking for a lay, fuck whatever used up woman you want. Smart men will look for stable, quality partners.

That's not how it works though.

It pretty much is. I would never enter a relationship with a known skank/slut.

1569
Serious / Re: Nearly Two Weeks Ago, I was Sexually Assaulted
« on: February 10, 2016, 10:25:35 AM »
Well that sucks, glad it didn't go any further.

You should pay some people to kick his ass.

1570
You're 100% correct. Fuck these whores these days. That's why you gotta find a sexy bitch with low mileage and lock her up with a long term contract.

1571
MY NIGGA TRUMP!

1572
The Flood / Re: Most irritating fans?
« on: February 09, 2016, 05:05:20 PM »
Bandwagon sports fans

1573
The Flood / Re: What song do you currently have stuck in your head
« on: February 09, 2016, 01:22:59 PM »
"but you gotta eat the booty like groceries"

1574
The Flood / Re: How many of you have ever gone to an Asian massage parlor?
« on: February 09, 2016, 10:50:34 AM »
I still find it hilarious this actually exists.

It suprised me too. My friend called me last night and told me he went to one yesterday. Said he paid $150 for "full service".

1575
The Flood / How many of you have ever gone to an Asian massage parlor?
« on: February 08, 2016, 10:27:36 PM »
And gotten a happy ending?

Anyone?

1576
Why are you a perfect person?

1577
The Flood / Re: Favorite Disney movie
« on: February 08, 2016, 05:41:36 PM »
1. The Lion King
2. Tangled
3. Toy Story

1578
The Flood / Re: YES! THE BRONCOS WON THE SUPERBOWL!!!
« on: February 08, 2016, 10:16:26 AM »
How is the NFL more currupt than any other industry?

1579
The Flood / Re: Is Peyton Manning better than Tom Brady?
« on: February 07, 2016, 11:34:33 PM »
Not even close lol

1580
The Flood / Re: Putting my dog down on Wednesday
« on: February 07, 2016, 11:12:20 PM »
Sorry. Had to put my childhood dog down 2 years ago. Was terrible but in the end you do realize that it's for the best. No dog deserves to suffer.

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The Flood / Re: YES! THE BRONCOS WON THE SUPERBOWL!!!
« on: February 07, 2016, 11:07:39 PM »

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The Flood / Re: YES! THE BRONCOS WON THE SUPERBOWL!!!
« on: February 07, 2016, 11:06:02 PM »
You again kid?
Heh... nothing personnel, kid....

*sheathes katanas*

Yeah, you're upset. Calm down, nerd. One persons distaste for a sport shouldn't get your panties in a bunch.

I'm not upset at all. I just find this post extremely hilarious.

I hate a lot of things. I'm not going to make an entire thread devoted to them.

1583
The Flood / Re: YES! THE BRONCOS WON THE SUPERBOWL!!!
« on: February 07, 2016, 10:25:56 PM »
You don't need money tho. You got 2 feet right? Walk.
yeah let me just walk over this ocean

Native Americans did. Whats your excuse?

1584
The game wasn't bought. Cam Newton is a classless fuckboy who thought he was on top of the world. He lost fair and square and was losing his shit in the 4th quarter.

Lol Cam is on top of the world. Dude is a top 5 QB and has ZERO receivers. Cmon.

1585
I agree.

1586
The Flood / Re: YES! THE BRONCOS WON THE SUPERBOWL!!!
« on: February 07, 2016, 10:21:01 PM »
You're right, I should have to pay for your plane ticket and your in flight dinner.
What did I just say?

You shouldn't need money to leave the country. That means nobody. Not you, not me, not anyone.

World doesn't quite work that way with finite resources, though. I don't hate America as much as I hate the world in general.

You don't need money tho. You got 2 feet right? Walk.

1587
The Flood / Re: YES! THE BRONCOS WON THE SUPERBOWL!!!
« on: February 07, 2016, 10:19:32 PM »
Im.....80% sure this is satire
no, i really do feel this way

i mean, the theatrics i put on are just for effect, because nobody likes reading a boring football rant

but yeah, i really think it's pathetic that so much money fuels this shit industry
and i really hate how people devote so much of their time and energy over such a stupid, meaningless game

Its a business bro. Listen I understand you hate capitalism and know nothing about business, but to say its a meaningless game? LOL.

1588
The Flood / Re: YES! THE BRONCOS WON THE SUPERBOWL!!!
« on: February 07, 2016, 10:17:10 PM »
You dislike America because you can't earn money in literally the easiest country to get a job? LOL
You shouldn't need money to leave the country in the first place.

You're right, I should have to pay for your plane ticket and your in flight dinner.

1589
The Flood / Re: YES! THE BRONCOS WON THE SUPERBOWL!!!
« on: February 07, 2016, 10:13:46 PM »
You don't like America? Thats fine? Move to Sweden or Denmark.

OH WAIT, you don't have the money to do that!
All the more reason to dislike America.

You dislike America because you can't earn money in literally the easiest country to get a job? LOL

1590
The Flood / Re: YES! THE BRONCOS WON THE SUPERBOWL!!!
« on: February 07, 2016, 10:12:54 PM »
You don't like America? Thats fine? Move to Sweden or Denmark.

OH WAIT, you don't have the money to do that!
You should go to Russia and use that elite VPN again.

You again kid?

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