I call it "Trussingtarn".

Make your own here:
http://www.happyponyland.net/camogen.php

LIKE GETTIN YOUR DICK

RODE ALL FUCKIN NIGHT

>tfw no Sig p210 to protect my home

    >Be conscript in Russian military
    >Is time for lunch
    >All to eat is single cup of vodka and beets
    >Be squatting with other new conscripts, eating beets
    >Big senor Sergai walks behind me
    >Puts hands on shoulders
    >"You squat good comrade"
    > "Stop, Sergei, dats homosex! Comrade Putin will punish you!"
    >"Comrade Putin is not here."
    >Sergei pulls back head
    >Begins to spit into my mouth
    >Pushes me over, pants come off
    >Commissar see's
    >"Sergei stop! Das homosex!"
    >"Nyet commissar, is just the hazing"
    >"Oh, okay Sergei"
    >Sergei proceeds to rape my fragile slavic ass
    >Vodka makes good lube
    >Finally Sergei fills my ass with his slav caviar
    >Begins cuddling with me on the floor of mess hall
    >He is of very warm
    >Commissar walks over again
    >"Sergei stop, dats homosex"
    >"Nyet Commissar, is brotherly military bonding"
    >"Oh, okay Sergei"

Post 'em.

Lately, I've been reading about a lot of ancient history, about people like Sargon of Akkad, Hannibal, tribes like the Huns and the Goths. And it's got me wondering a lot about my own background.

I don't know much about the background of my family at all. My mother's family has lived along the coast of North Carolina for the entirety of their time in America, as far as I know. They claim to be descended from one of the Swiss founders of New Bern, North Carolina. I don't know if this is true or not, I've never seen any documents or the like. I have even less to go on with my father. All I know is they were farmers in southern NC since at least some time before the Civil War.

Other than that I don't really know much about myself. My last name is unquestionably English in origin, as is my mother's maiden name, Salter, and my Grandmother's, Coward. I don't really know if anything can be derived from my facial features. People often say that I look "german", but my impression is that this is derived from a poor understanding of Nazi eugenics and their idealized version of a germanic people tied together, largely, by features that are attractive.

I don't really have the time or money to bother with something like Ancestry.com. Even if I did, I'm not sure it can tell me what I want to know. I want documents or the like telling me, at least, where in Europe my ancestors came from, if not records going back further. I've thought about trying one of those blood tests too, but my understanding of genetics is very poor and it could be misleading.

I'm very conflicted about all this, too. I've often taken pride in what I like to think of as anti-nationalism, the idea that ethnicity and geographic origin are nothing to be proud of, that we should strive to distinguish and take pride in ourselves as individuals, not in past accomplishments by ancestors or collective cultural achievements. Wanting to know more about my genetic background, and the culture of my ancestors, is something new and a bit scary to me.

Is it worth it to look into one of those ancestry sites or genetic tests? Or is there another way? Is this even something I should pursue or is it intellectual cyanide?

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Enlgish as fuck.

Since we know their speech could be subversive or dangerous?

-Peter Ustinov

I am writing this under an appreciable mental strain, since by tonight I shall be no more. Penniless, and at the end of my supply of the drug which alone, makes life endurable, I can bear the torture no longer; and shall cast myself from this garret window into the squalid street below. Do not think from my slavery to morphine that I am a weakling or a degenerate. When you have read these hastily scrawled pages you may guess, though never fully realise, why it is that I must have forgetfulness or death.

>Water based money

http://www.cnn.com/2015/02/11/us/chapel-hill-shooting/index.html


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