CANT WAIT TO LET IT GO

WALK UP IN MY LABEL LIKE

WHERE THE CHECK THOUGH

Beans

One day, a scorpion looked around at the mountain where he lived and decided that he wanted a change. So he set out on a journey through the forests and hills. He climbed over rocks and under vines and kept going until he reached a river.

The river was wide and swift, and the scorpion stopped to reconsider the situation. He couldn't see any way across. So he ran upriver and then checked downriver, all the while thinking that he might have to turn back.

Suddenly, he saw a frog sitting in the rushes by the bank of the stream on the other side of the river. He decided to ask the frog for help getting across the stream.

"Hellooo Mr. Frog!" called the scorpion across the water, "Would you be so kind as to give me a ride on your back across the river?"

"Well now, Mr. Scorpion! How do I know that if I try to help you, you wont try to kill me?" asked the frog hesitantly.

"Because," the scorpion replied, "If I try to kill you, then I would die too, for you see I cannot swim!"

Now this seemed to make sense to the frog. But he asked. "What about when I get close to the bank? You could still try to kill me and get back to the shore!"

"This is true," agreed the scorpion, "But then I wouldn't be able to get to the other side of the river!"

"Alright then...how do I know you wont just wait till we get to the other side and THEN kill me?" said the frog.

"Ahh...," crooned the scorpion, "Because you see, once you've taken me to the other side of this river, I will be so grateful for your help, that it would hardly be fair to reward you with death, now would it?!"

So the frog agreed to take the scorpion across the river. He swam over to the bank and settled himself near the mud to pick up his passenger. The scorpion crawled onto the frog's back, his sharp claws prickling into the frog's soft hide, and the frog slid into the river. The muddy water swirled around them, but the frog stayed near the surface so the scorpion would not drown. He kicked strongly through the first half of the stream, his flippers paddling wildly against the current.

Halfway across the river, the frog suddenly felt a sharp sting in his back and, out of the corner of his eye, saw the scorpion remove his stinger from the frog's back. A deadening numbness began to creep into his limbs.

"You fool!" croaked the frog, "Now we shall both die! Why on earth did you do that?"

The scorpion shrugged, and did a little jig on the drownings frog's back.

"I could not help myself. It is my nature."

Then they both sank into the muddy waters of the swiftly flowing river.

http://consequenceofsound.net/2015/12/kanye-west-and-queens-of-the-stone-age-mashup-album-works-surprisingly-well-listen/

In the opening scene of "Paint by Committee," Alex demonstrates her commitment to the theory of 19th Century German egoist anarchist Max Stirner. She paints an A in a circle, traditionally the symbol of anarchism, but refuses any attempt to link this to any ideological "ism." Rather, she says, the symbol represents only her own name, that is, her sovereign ego.

https://medium.com/war-is-boring/meet-the-american-who-joined-mao-s-revolution-494daf42cd31#.ctgif4eja
Good shit

https://mobile.twitter.com/allsory_allhor/status/669093496624689152

Russian SU-24 got shot down by Turkish F16. According to Turkey it was over Turkish airspace and was warned to leave 10 times. According to Russia it never left Syrian airspace.

The map of events released by Turkey actually makes it look like they're in the wrong, not sure why they would release that.

I swear to god if there's a major war started by Turks I'm fucking done.

Turk fucking shits cockblocking as many raids on ISIS as possible, while keeping a 100 mile border wide fucking open for them to resupply.

Can we PLEASE kick these faggots out of NATO now?

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/11/18/not-all-heroes-human-french-police-dog-dies-raid/75979746/

This morning at 4:30 AM, the french RAID did raid (noshit) an appartment north of Paris, where 6 terrorists were hiding. 3 died, including a female suicide bomber with an explosive belt. 3 were arrested and put in custody. The "brain" behind the Bataclan attacks is believed to be among them.

In the assault, a combat dog of malinois breed named Diesel, died. pic related.

if you support kebab removal, the FAMAS, and based ninja-tier operators wearing balaclavas, please post :

"THANK YOU DIESEL DOG"

in this thread, so this brave soldier will be remembered.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/turkish-soccer-fans-chant-allahu-akbar-paris-attacks-remembrance/

Turkey and Greece, neighbors that have been often vicious geopolitical rivals for centuries, have attempted in recent years to reconcile their differences, a move that's been given heightened importance during the growing migrant crisis.

Their soccer teams hadn't played each other in eight years, so Tuesday's friendly match in Istanbul presented an opportunity for a power symbolic display of peace and reconciliation.

Instead, Turkish soccer fans booed and hissed loudly during the moment of silence for victims of the Paris attacks last week, and could even be heard chanting "Allahu Akbar," during the brief pause before kickoff.

Greek Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras had traveled to Turkey to meet with Turkish Prime Minister Ahmet Davutoglu for talks centering on stemming the flow of migrants crossing from Turkey into Greece.

The talks Wednesday come as Greek authorities are struggling with the influx of refugees and economic migrants reaching Greek islands from Turkey. The discussions have gained added urgency over indications that one of the Paris attackers may have passed through Greece in October.

More than 600,000 people have reached Greece so far this year. Hundreds died when their overloaded boats sank or capsized. On Tuesday, Tsipras and Davutoglu were in the stadium when the fans started booing.