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1231
« on: August 28, 2014, 10:37:11 PM »
 >not being white even whales know the best way to live
1232
« on: August 28, 2014, 05:33:59 PM »
1233
« on: August 27, 2014, 11:03:51 PM »
Given some recent discussions and the events in Falujahson, MO, I've decided to share a little story with you guys.
A couple of weeks ago, I went on an 8 day trip with my scout troop all around New England, looking at the beautiful Maine wilderness, and historic sites in cities like Baltimore, Boston, Philly, and NYC.
In almost all of these places, we went through your typical post-9/11 police state security checkpoints. Being scouts, we almost always carried pocketknives in our backpacks. Now, myself and the scout masters always did our best to remind the younger scouts to leave their knives on the vans, but unfortunately a few knives were lost to metal detectors.
The typical process was this: Our bags go through those x-ray camera things. If everything checked out, we got it back. If something suspicious was spotted, they searched the bag. Someone's bag was searched at every checkpoint we went through. One of them, in philly, had security search through all of our bags manually.
Well, on the last night, as we were chilling out in our hotel rooms, one of the scouts, little Nicky, loudly gasped "What the shiiiiiiiiiiiit!"
When I went over to investigate, I saw him standing over his open backpack with a kitchen knife. Apparently, this had been in his bag since summer camp a month before. This knife, with a six inch blade, traveled through a total of nine security checkpoints and three thorough physical searches completely undetected.
Turns out, the blade was made of aluminum, to lighten the weight (this knife was designed for backpacking), and the handle and sheath were made of a thick, hard, black plastic that made the detectors' rays bounce off. Not only did it make it through that, the ten-inch knife made it past the guards who physically searched Nick's bag.
This is how your tax dollars are spent. Security that not only slows things down and intimidates people, but also fails to protect them. Guards wearing body armor who cannot, even when searching by hand, stop even an oblivious child from getting a large knife into places like the Federal Reserve and the Washington Monument. Security tries to wave it's cock around in the face of potential terrorists with big men wearing body armor, but this cock is ultimately flaccid and useless.
Giving these people so much power and funding does not protect you. They'll wear the body armor and carry the guns, yeah, but when it comes to the weapon searches that have the potential to stop massacres? They half-ass every single step. Because they only care about protecting themselves. When it comes to looking out for you and yours? It's just a meaningless day on the job to them.
1234
« on: August 27, 2014, 10:24:14 PM »
Scrap the engine and make a fucking new one.
They have to come to grips at this point that Gamebryo is too fucking outdated and they would get a hell lot more out of other engines.
Hire some actual modelers who don't suck. I don't care if they hold a contest or what, but one of the most immersion breaking things for me is the fact that everyone is not only just ugly, they are completely unrealistically ugly. With that, animations need a HUGE improvement as well; Serana in Dawnguard DLC was a good step in the right direction, but they still need major work to fix robotic movements and facial expressions.
Scrap the gamebryo (or creation or whatever the fuck they want to call it now) and removing shit for the sake of "balance". Bethseda absolutely sucks at balance, so why fucking bother? If I want to make a pair of fucking shoes that let me run like the fucking flash and shoot exploding chickens everywhere, then let me. As for melee, YOU FUCKING HAVE THE GUYS WHO MADE DARK MESSIAH; FUCKING LET THEM DO WHAT THEY DO. Dial back the fucking kick and you would have the PERFECT fighting system.
Be fucking more creative with dungeons, traps and puzzles. Also actually make traps deadly.
Add some variety to the enemies. In Skyrim it always felt like you were either fighting Draugrs or bandits, with the occasional band of necromancers spread very thin throughout. 9/10 dungeons were fucking draugr. Even the College of Winterhold questline, which should have been about learning magical skills and shit, turned out to be a series of dungeon romps. The fucking Bards' College? The place where you go to learn speechcraft and music and shit? Even they fucking send you into a Draugr-hole to kill shit.
I have more things to say but I'm sleepy. Will expand on them later.
1235
« on: August 27, 2014, 05:35:40 PM »
 You're not enough
1236
« on: August 26, 2014, 09:46:22 PM »
>Go to GamaStop
>Sweet Flaxonian babe working the Holo-Booth
>Bring up my legal 30 day license play-pass for Xenran Tagura for the Samsung 4DSx (Earth games suck now, I only play games from the Horse Head Nebula)
>She's asks what kind of game this is?
>Get nervous and accidentally overload my cargo-capacitor
>lasers emit from my pockets, incinerating everyone
>Sentenced for 90 reverse-years by the Earth™ Defense Force (Trademark of EActivision)
1237
« on: August 26, 2014, 09:40:47 PM »
how many
1238
« on: August 26, 2014, 09:28:38 PM »
1239
« on: August 26, 2014, 09:23:59 PM »
1240
« on: August 26, 2014, 09:20:08 PM »
say something funny, bitches
1241
« on: August 26, 2014, 09:11:54 PM »
If there is, explain the scenario
If there is not, explain why.
1242
« on: August 26, 2014, 09:08:54 PM »
 ITT: teach me how to meme
1243
« on: August 26, 2014, 05:16:57 PM »
Get meme'd.
1244
« on: August 26, 2014, 04:15:19 PM »
The man knows better what to do with my time than I do.
Wikipedia is crap.
The best way to prepare for the future is to not specialize and learn as much about everything as possible.
Every subject on earth can be presented in an uninteresting way.
The best way to evaluate pupils' amount of learning is to compare the pupils' results with each other.
1245
« on: August 26, 2014, 04:12:24 PM »
Alabama institute of learning
1246
« on: August 26, 2014, 12:41:15 AM »
 See you on the other side of the sun.
1247
« on: August 25, 2014, 09:11:01 PM »
1248
« on: August 25, 2014, 08:32:07 PM »
1249
« on: August 25, 2014, 04:06:34 PM »
1250
« on: August 25, 2014, 02:04:29 PM »
Mundane Matt speaks with Rich, more information comes out. You guys should come over to /v/ and help fight the good fight with us.
1251
« on: August 25, 2014, 12:34:56 PM »
Pnas
1252
« on: August 25, 2014, 12:19:37 AM »
in texas 
1253
« on: August 24, 2014, 11:49:31 PM »
I'm the real secondclass
the other guy is an imposter
1254
« on: August 24, 2014, 11:46:53 PM »
I used to save pics of cute female floodians during picture threads and fap to them later.
1255
« on: August 24, 2014, 09:48:55 PM »
http://plug.dj/the-flood-2/JUST FOLLOW ABOVE LINK AND YOU TOO CAN PLEASURE WOMENS AND BOYS WITH YOUR GIANT MANCOCK
1256
« on: August 24, 2014, 09:42:16 PM »
1257
« on: August 24, 2014, 09:20:46 PM »
That is, for minor offenses, rather than being thrown in prison, one can opt to be fucked in the ass for a set period of time, say an hour or two.
You can standardize dick sizes too. Get only people with the right length. Have a few sizes, making it more painful for more serious offenses. It'll create jobs!
What do you think, guys?
1258
« on: August 24, 2014, 08:55:05 PM »
i wanna put it where your bumhole stinks
1259
« on: August 24, 2014, 05:44:03 PM »
Die in a fire
1260
« on: August 24, 2014, 05:23:23 PM »
Bow down bitches
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