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The Flood / PARTY THREAD
« on: September 13, 2014, 07:00:28 PM »




LETS GET LOOSE BABY

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The Flood / OH SHIT NIGGA FELICIA NUDES LEAKED HOLY SHIIIIIT
« on: September 13, 2014, 06:38:00 PM »
HERE'S THE ALBUM


CAT 5 HABBEDNING WE HAVE A CAT 5 HABBEDNING

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The Flood / IF HE EVER HURTS YOU
« on: September 13, 2014, 06:05:37 PM »
TRUE LOVE WONT DESERT YOU

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Serious / I fucking your mother
« on: September 13, 2014, 02:16:38 PM »
Is very good yeah

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The Flood / fucking Japan
« on: September 13, 2014, 01:13:39 PM »
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The Flood / So you're in the Ancestral Tomb and this guy slaps your GFs ass
« on: September 13, 2014, 12:28:59 PM »


What do you do?
Keep in mind you don't know any restoration magic and don't have any restore attribute potions on you.

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The Flood / Morwind>skyirm
« on: September 12, 2014, 11:41:00 AM »
Ok I kno I will get so many downfargoths I actuallly mantle fargoth. But hear me out.
I kno hardcore gay mers appreciate next gen features like animu mods and cool minigames like 3d rotating loading screen models that you can spin for hours. Maybe morrowand doesn't have that stuff, but i see games as a form of storytelling and i really like the story.
for instance morrowand has cpol characters like vivec and rolly the guar. and it has immersive stuff like equipping different pauldrons on each shoulder and fiesty dunmer women that say things like "die fetcher" and "STOOPID". and there's this club in seran[a] owned by a BRETON (my favorite race) where you can see nekkid action figures dance. and the telvanni have cool furries who strip for you in cages.
i'm not saying i don't like skairam. i LOVE skriam. but there's something about mirrowand that made me fall in love with it when i was 12 and i still love it.
thoughts?

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The Flood / Sexual Discussion
« on: September 12, 2014, 02:42:40 AM »
I like boobies

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The Flood / new to the forum
« on: September 12, 2014, 12:12:35 AM »
Hi, I'm a 91 year old man(truly an elder) who's looking to get Swolle.

I Figured this forum would be the best place to seek help for my endeavor

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The Flood / What did the Hist say to Mehrunes Dagon?
« on: September 12, 2014, 12:08:16 AM »
"THIS IS MY SWAMP."

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The Flood / Why shouldn't Dunmer girls sleep around?
« on: September 12, 2014, 12:06:45 AM »
They might get a red mountain.

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The Flood / How many Dunmer does it take to change a lightbulb?
« on: September 12, 2014, 12:05:59 AM »
The lightbulb is the cross and ALMSIVI is the Triune House around it. If there is to be a light the lightbulb must be removed. The lightbulb replacer must know this, and I will test him. I will flip the lightswitch on and off time and again until he knows this. I am the defender of the incandescent and the fluorescent. To remove me is to refill the outlet that lay dormant on the ceiling that cannot light up. I am the glass, Ayem the filament, Seht the mechanism that allows the illumination of the room. Ours is the duty to keep the room from being filled with black sea.

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the light was on

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The Flood / Did you hear about the Orc who could only pee through a tube
« on: September 12, 2014, 12:04:40 AM »
He had a Malacatheter

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one has helseth's finger in it and the other is a ring

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The Flood / How did Almalexia achieve CHIM?
« on: September 12, 2014, 12:03:03 AM »
 "I think therefore Ayem."

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The Flood / what do you call a dunmer with ash on his cock?
« on: September 12, 2014, 12:01:54 AM »
someone who really loves his ancestors

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Gaming / Weird Mods Thread
« on: September 11, 2014, 09:52:34 PM »

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The Flood / If you were a shezzarine on the moon doing drugs
« on: September 11, 2014, 09:49:57 PM »
would you be getting high on yourself, while on yourself?

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The Flood / *Tips tonal instruments*
« on: September 11, 2014, 09:09:44 PM »

>you will never be so goddamn atheist you build a giant robot that unmakes chunks of reality through sheer skepticism

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Serious / Ask Me Anything about my views
« on: September 11, 2014, 07:53:58 PM »
LEHGOOOOOO

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The Flood / Ask me anything about TES Lore
« on: September 11, 2014, 06:32:37 PM »
It looks like I'm the biggest lorefag on this forum besides maybe Waifu Master, who hides his power level.

So AMA about The Elder Scrolls lore

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The Flood / One last thing
« on: September 11, 2014, 11:48:41 AM »
Comparing me to Fox news? LOLOLOL
You tow the same line they do on every issue. It's an easy comparison to make.

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We all know no one here would make fun of 9/11 in NYC.
But we don't know that.

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So why act tough and cool behind a keyboard?
You're the one always trying to convince us how masculine you are and call us pussies. You fucking tell me.

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Gaming / The Best FPS on PC
« on: September 11, 2014, 11:27:56 AM »

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The Flood / Tribute
« on: September 11, 2014, 07:47:51 AM »
#Invalid YouTube Link#This is not the best song in the world

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The Flood / We saaaiiilll
« on: September 11, 2014, 06:48:26 AM »
Through endless skiiiieeesss

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The Flood / ✈️🏢🏢
« on: September 11, 2014, 06:29:51 AM »
Allahu ackbar!

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The Flood / Your Empire a Shit
« on: September 10, 2014, 10:06:54 PM »


Reman is best Empire

for real though all of you faggots who think Talos isn't a god are idiots.

Talos is a god, and achieved CHIM.

Not only that, Talos mantled creation.

Essentially, Talos is the only thing holding the Mundus together right now.

So fuck off and stop listening to degenerate elf propaganda, alright?

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The Flood / Fun Facts About Black Marsh
« on: September 10, 2014, 08:09:52 PM »
Besides lots of agressive predators and poisonous fluids and fauna, there are inteligent predators lurking everywhere in Black Marsh. Particulary threatening is a three meter high type of argonians called Naga. Described as having "huge mouths filled with dripping needle-like fangs", they can be considered the ultimate predator.
Except for division by species (which is not always the case) different argonian tribes belong to different sub cultures and regions, effectively living in lots of small tries and few big cities. What they all share though, is the language of "Saxhleel", also named Jel. Jel is a complicated, but simple language. It has no sense of time and is described as a language most comparable to pure thought. As a language full of hissing and difficult noises, it is believed that a nonargonian can't grasp it, let alone learn it.

The Hist created argonians to do their bidding. However, since the services are not needed in big number nor too often, argonians are left to their own devices and allowed to do whatever they want. An outsider, if (un)lucky enough for the Marsh to put him into a such situation, can be transformed into an argonian. Anyone can become one.
The Hist, knowing of Dagon's planned invasion in the time of Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, has issued a mental call to all argonians on Tamriel to return into the Black Marsh (alternatively known as Argonia). Most have complied. Upon arival, they were linked into a hivemind and strengthended through Hist sap.
What resulted from this was utter defeat and humuliation of Dagon's forces. As Oblivion gates opened, bloodthirsty Argonians rushed the gates, killing all daedra and inviding the planes of Oblivion. Soon Dagon had to close his portals in Black Marsh so that he may not be defeated in his own realm.
Arising at the same time was An-Xileel, a xenophobic and nationalistic, as well as religious political fraction.


Following the retreat of Merhunes Dagon from Black Marsh, An-Xileel secceeded from the empire which was in no state to force Argonia under their rule. While the empire continued to weaken, Argonians organised a war.
Even though Dunmer only raided the fringe of Black Marsh for slaves, where only Argonian undesirables and pariahs lived and even though most of the slaves acquired were actually bought from Argonians themselves in an attempt to get rid of undesirables, Argonians decided to retaliate for the slavery. In the coming war, argonians slaughtered everything on their way north. The invasion was stopped by Redoran army only after the sacking of Morrowind's capital, Mournhold. Even though Morrowind pushed the invaders south, they never reclaimed the southern parts of its country. Tear, a city sacred to Dunmer stayed in Black marsh for over a hundred years and it is unknown if it'll ever be reclaimed. Another notable casualty was Great House Dres, which lost most of its members, land and power.
Lastly, to round this whole thing up, lets end with a basic fact - Argonian, Saxhleel in their original tongue, means "People of the Root"

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