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The Flood / >Be Greybeard
« on: September 16, 2014, 08:00:45 AM »


>devote my entire life to the voice
>have to live in some boring ass temple on the top of cold as shit mountain
>live off of salted fish
>no running water, everyone smells like shit
>nobody else can talk
>fucking bullshit
>dozens of years pass
>the fucking dragonborn comes to save the world
>comes into the monastery and immediatley steals all of our potions and food
>pickpockets all my shit
>i try my best to teach him the ways of the voice
>practices his thu'um on my priceless antique vases
>blasts me off the mountain every time i go outside
>i'm cursed with undeath, and brake many bones on the way down
>half to walk my 500 year old ass back up the 7000 steps with broken legs
>mfw

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The Flood / WHATS THE MATTER?
« on: September 16, 2014, 07:51:54 AM »
 CANT STAND THE SIGHT OF A STRONG NORD WOMAN?

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Serious / Is Religious Tolerance on a large scale possible at all?
« on: September 15, 2014, 10:21:11 PM »
Quite frankly, I don't believe it is.

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The Flood / ITT: We post what triggers us
« on: September 15, 2014, 10:07:07 PM »
"OMG thats so funny, that should be a meme"

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The Flood / you know what's gay
« on: September 15, 2014, 10:00:20 PM »
RC5908

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The Flood / A Thread For Elephants
« on: September 15, 2014, 09:38:36 PM »
ITT: WE POST LIKE ELEPHANTS

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The Flood / A Thread For Ants
« on: September 15, 2014, 09:31:57 PM »
ITT: We post like ants

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The Flood / Testing
« on: September 15, 2014, 09:22:58 PM »
Testing

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The Flood / Well, my dick wants to get married
« on: September 15, 2014, 09:17:04 PM »
Spoiler
To your pussy

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The Flood / I close my eyes and seize it
« on: September 15, 2014, 09:01:22 PM »
I clench my fists and beat it
I light my torch and burn it
I am the beast I worship...

And I know soon come my time
For in mine void a pale horse burns
But I fear not the time I'm taken
Past the point of no return.
Wage war like no tomorrow
Cuz no hell there won't be one
For all who deny the struggle
The triumphant overcome

Trips to where, few have been
Out of thin air, upon high winds
Rites begin when the sun descends
Have felt what few will ever know
Have seen the truth beneath the glow,
Of the ebb and flow, where roots of all mysteries grow
I am below, so far below
The bottom line
Transmitting live, transmissions rise
From the depths out of controlled by
Suspended glance of an unblinking eyes
Imminent gaze cast 'pon the path that winds
'Pon the path I find, and claim as mine
To ride the waves, of unrest
Made to make me shine as a testament
To why the ways of the blind will never get
Shit but shanked by my disrespect
Dismiss this life, worship death
Cold blood night of serpent's breath
Exhaled like spells from the endlessness
In the bottomless wells of emptiness
Channeled to invoke what we represent

Secret order
Elitist horde of
Creeping fire
Seizing power
Riders of the lupus hour
Eye on palm
Time is gone
Moonlight drawn
Fly til dawn
Sacrifice to rise beyond
Deep inside the violent calm
Of the coming storm
In blood sworn
To glorify and for life adorn
With all that dies to become unborn

I close my eyes and seize it
I clench my fists and beat it
I light my torch and burn it
I am the beast I worship...
I am the beast I worship

In the time before time eyes 'bove which horns
Curve like psychotropic scythes
And smell of torn flesh bled dry
By hell swarms of pestis flies
Vomiting forth flames lit by
An older than ancient force
That slays this life with no remorse

The spiral storm
Of flames inside
The torch I raise
The force I ride

Feel my vessel go up in flames
Flesh torch lit by thee unnamed
Direct connection to the source
Vestment of unnatural force
Forever burning black torch
Wisdom of the old and true
Possessed by the chosen few
Shining to reveal the ways
Of a darkness that pervades
All that is and ever was
Inferno of witches blood

Worship is not on bended knee
Nature knows not of mercy
To pray is to accept defeat
Power pisses on the weak
Bow and beheaded by the beast
Beggar on a bitches leash
Scum is desperate for relief
Worship is the way I ride
Witching currents through the eye
Of storms that force the false to die
Worship the flames with which I rise
Into apocalyptic skies

Harsh winds flay mine flesh to bone
In splintered skeleton I roam
Wastelands with not to call my own
But the path I walk alone
The hunger burns, within my gut
As my bones turn into dust

And I know soon come my time
For in mine void a pale horse burns
But I fear not the time I'm taken
Past the point of no return
Wage war like no tomorrow, know well there wont we one
For all who deny the struggle
The triumphant overcome ...

I close my eyes and seize it
I clench my fists and beat it
I light my torch and burn it
I am the beast I worship...
I am the beast I worship

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I have so much webm porn to share but nowhere to upload it :(

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The Flood / R8 my dick
« on: September 15, 2014, 08:28:25 PM »


R8, H8, masterb8

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Gaming / TIL: There is a game about sperm on Steam
« on: September 15, 2014, 07:15:36 PM »


Looks scientifically accurate to me

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The Flood / Bethesda: So I was thinking....what do kids like these days?!
« on: September 15, 2014, 02:34:47 PM »
Bethesda: So I was thinking....what do kids like these days?!
MK: Riddles and intriguing stroylines filled with a rich backstory and with many different interpetations?
Bethesda: haha oh-MK you're always good for a laugh. But really I was thinking to myself what do kids like...and well, its hell! They like Hell! So, lets have hell invade Tamr..whatever its called, the world.. ya know. Lets have the minions of hell invade and our hero has to stop them! er what do we call hell again?
MK: ...Oblivion?
Bethesda: Perfect! That is gonna sell like hot-cakes! Alright I already have my people working on the game, you just toss some last minute lore on it to keep those 15 people in the Lore forum happy, and to make it look like we don't sell out and it'll be great!!
—--Months later—
MK: uh..whats with this Akatosh thing...i was thinking maybe we could do some things to change how its intep...
Bethesda: What?! Hold on! We're busy have you seen these graphics?! Man we're gonna make a killing...
MK: yeah but this really doesn't..
Bethesda: I am busy MK, just throw something together I am sure they'll eat it up, its what you're good at!
--weeks later--
MK: Hey I saw you guys removed my dialoge I requested from these NPC's, as well as the Moth Monk quests....
Bethesda: Oh yeah, sorry about that MK, as you know, talk = cash, and talk aint cheap either. I am sure no one will notice that stuff was taken out, I mean it really was boring..who cares about deep philisocial ideas..when HELL IS INVADING!

—few months later—
MK: I was looking through the quests and this Pale Pass one..
Bethesda: Is brilliant isn't it?! Its got..finding stuff..and lore..and whatever to keep all those brainiacs happy! Anyways have you seen how the NPC's will interact with each other?? This is gonna be great...
--Just before release Date—
MK: I just FOUND A HUGE BUG, Camaron WEAR's the amulate of kings!!
Bethesda: What..who?
MK: The ancient rebel king..he serves Mehrunes Dagon...
Bethesa: You've lost me..
MK : ..You go to his paradise that looks REALLY nice..
Bethesda : OHhhh yeah! Those were good graphics weren't they? What about them?? is there some sort of problem with the graphics..we need to fix this if there is...
MK : nono, they are fine...but he is WEARING the Amulate...that can't happen, it'll make things so confusing..it doesn't work
Bethesda : What? Really MK, we can't go back and fix every tiny thing that is "Wrong", I am sure its fine.
——-Release Date--
MK : Uh..why did you guys remove those books I wrote??
Bethesda : Oh haven't you heard? We are putting them in a Content download, that way we make more money after the fact..
MK : Those books..they are nessicary to understand...
Bethesda : Would you stop complaining for once? We're rich!
—-Some time later—-
Bethesda: So, hey, MK, what cool lore stuff do you have for us today?
MK: Nothing but woe for NRN which has become The Pit and seven curses on its Dreugh, the Vermae NI-MOHK! But for it the Crusades would be as my lord's Creation, Get by the Ge and do as thou wilt, of no fetters but your own conscience! Know that your Hell is Broken, people of the Aurbis, and praise the Nu-Mantia which is Liberty!
Bethesda: ....
(whispers)
Bethesda: Er, can we have a map marker for that?

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The Flood / Yul tor shul, my name is Skjatrwulf the Hunter.
« on: September 15, 2014, 02:28:36 PM »
I'm a 306 year old Altmer Jarl(Nord fan for you elves). I draw runes and thu'ums on my stones, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Nordic games. (Hunting, Singing, Drinking series)

I train with my axe every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through mithril because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on Mundus. I earned my axe license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak thu'um fluently both Nordic and the Dragon dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Nordic history and their Way of the Voice, which I follow 100%.

When I get my nord bear pelt, I am moving to Solitude to attend a prestigious Bard Guild to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a werewolf for the Companions or a mammoth hunter!

I own several bear pelts, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Skyrim, so I can fit in easier. I yell at my elders and seniors and speak Thu'um as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Skyrim!

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The Flood / Dude
« on: September 15, 2014, 11:29:36 AM »
I'm so sick and congested I sound like a Vvardenfell dunmer

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The Flood / Ask an American Anything about Freedom
« on: September 15, 2014, 12:14:57 AM »
I know lots of Commiefornians, Britbongs, and Yuropoors frequent this forum using their monthly free internet rations, and I know you have to wait in a long line for it, so I figured I'd make a thread where you guys can hear cool stories about what it's like to live in a free country.

So, ask away.

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The Flood / Been thinking
« on: September 14, 2014, 10:37:34 PM »
Well, I want to be an actor. That's my dream. A professional Television or film actor.

I'm not sure I can make it, but I'm going to try.

Thing is, if I achieve that dream, I'm gonna be famous and shit.

And that's scary.

Mostly, because I've said some really retarded shit on the internet.

Almost none of it that I'm ashamed of was serious, but I've said it. My name is out, too. People here know who I am. I could get a lot of flak for dumb shit I said as a teenager.

And so I'm wondering if I should start distancing myself from it, from Bnet and to a degree this place.

I mean, the information is out there and the damage is done. But maybe if I stop, it won't get worse, and maybe things will be more obscured.

I don't really know, I'm just scared, honestly.

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The Flood / Noelle, I have something to say to you
« on: September 14, 2014, 09:20:15 PM »
W-would you go to homecoming with me?

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The Flood / >living in california
« on: September 14, 2014, 07:17:04 PM »


>actually willingly staying in the state that elected Dianne Feinstein

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The Flood / Werewolf
« on: September 14, 2014, 04:01:46 PM »
YouTube
­Werewolf is boys... naked.

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The Flood / Why making fun of autistic people is awwwwwriiiiiiight
« on: September 14, 2014, 03:31:53 PM »
YouTube



They're not even people


For real though, when I say something is retarded, I don't mean any offense towards the disabled. I can't blame someone for something out of their control.

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The Flood / #DOORFORMOD2014
« on: September 14, 2014, 02:09:45 PM »
I WILL BRING PEACE TO THE FLOOD

I WILL LEGALIZE ALL DRUGS

I WILL BAN ALL NON-SHITPOSTERS

ALLAHU BEETLE

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Serious / Summarize your worldview in one brief sentence.
« on: September 14, 2014, 12:50:33 PM »
"Question Authority"

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The Flood / What are you doing RIGHT FUCKING NOW?
« on: September 13, 2014, 10:15:22 PM »
>smokan bud

>watchan Ed, Edd n Eddy

this is the life

http://www.funniermoments.com/watch.php?vid=f10c719f3

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The Flood / ama me anything you cocksubcekfe
« on: September 13, 2014, 09:23:20 PM »
do it faggotrswascf

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The Flood / I will say what I want
« on: September 13, 2014, 08:50:35 PM »
I am going to say what I want about who I want. About what I want. When I want.

Go ahead and be offended, I don't care.

But I will not be silenced.

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The Flood / le lenny face
« on: September 13, 2014, 08:14:02 PM »
ebin fedora maymay

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The Flood / free booze
« on: September 13, 2014, 07:56:33 PM »

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The Flood / It came
« on: September 13, 2014, 07:43:22 PM »



Height is actually inaccurate, she used the height I had when i got my permit, which is lower. I just forgot to tell her.

I'm 6'2" now

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